posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sean The Hedgehog presents
Based off the roleplay par Applejackrocks1
Hedgehog In Ponyville, and the Grand Galloping Gala
Dedicated to Applejackrocks1
I miss her so much :(
It was one of those days in winter where all the water was freezing. I had to stop Discord from one of his crazy schemes.
Discord: *enters building*
Sean: *waits par door*
Discord: *pulls switch*
Sean: The building is going into the ground! *hops on roof*
I snuck into what seemed to be Discord's layer. It was underground.
Robotnik: Guten Tag Discord.
Discord: Dr! So good to see toi again!! How is everything?
Robotnik: Wunderbar, but listen. I need to sneak my soldiers into Equestria, can toi help me?
Discord: Yes I can. The ponies are preparing for something called the Grand Galloping Gala. That will be our perfect time to strike!
Robotnik: Very well
Sean: (What's the Grand Galloping Gala?)
Discord: How many units would toi like to send above ground with me?
Discord: As toi wish.
Twenty Nazi soldiers marched into the building Discord walked into, and soon we were going above ground.
Sean: I have to warn the ponies about this!
Discord: *opens door* Are toi sure toi don't want any hot chocolat before toi leave?
Sean: *hops off building*
Nazi: Nein. We have our orders to set up base par the train station.
Sean: par the train station?
Nazi: Was that a voice? *spots Sean*
Discord: What are toi waiting for?! GET HIM!!
Nazis: *fire guns*
Sean: *fires back*
Discord: Keep shooting! The ice is cracking!!
Sean: *kills two Nazis*
Nazi captain: Get him now!!
Sean: *runs across*
Nazis: *shoot ice*
Sean: *slips* Whoa!
Nazis: *shooting ice*
Sean: *shoots Nazi* They're so far I might hit the ice instead of them.
Nazi captain: Get me a sniper rifle.
Nazis: *give captain rifle*
Nazi captain: *looks through scope* He's gone.
I ran away. I knew someone had to be told this, and who else but the mane six? I went to Applejack's place.
Applejack: Howdy Sean, what's happening?
Sean: Discord has joined forces with Dr. Robotnik, and wants to destroy something called the Grand Galloping Gala.
Applejack: Oh no! We have to warn the others!
Sean: Let's go. We'll tell Twilight this.
Applejack: *gets in car*
Meanwhile at Twilight's
Twilight: Man, what toi doin Spike?
Spike: I just got the mail.
Twilight: Anything important?
Spike: We have eight tickets for the gala.
Twilight: Ah perfect.
Sean: *enters house with Applejack*
Applejack: Twilight! We have something important to tell you!
Twilight: What is it?
Applejack: Discord, wants to destroy the gala!
Twilight: OH NO!!
Sean: What is the gala anyway?
Twilight: It's this dance. And speaking of the gala, Celestia sent us eight tickets. I guess it's for me, my friends, Spike, and you.
Sean: Does she send tickets to everypony for free?
Twilight: No, she's doing this for me cuz I'm her student I guess.
Applejack: You're a princess, that's why.
Twilight: Right, well let's just warn the others.
20 minutes later, everypony was out in town hall.
Mayor Mare: Citizens of Ponyville, and Canterlot! We have to fight against Discord if we are to enjoy the gala. I ask that ponies under 15 years old do not fight in this.
Sweetie Belle: So much for getting a cutie mark on military stuff.
Scootaloo: It's not the military! It's the army!!
Mayor Mare: Who are you?
Sean: Sean the hedgehog, born on December 23, 1996.
Mayor Mare: Ok, you're in. Name?
arc en ciel Dash: Come on Mayor, toi know me!
Mayor Mare: Oh yes arc en ciel Dash, of course. And are the rest of your Friends going to be in this war?
arc en ciel Dash: Yeah, it was Twilight's idea.
Mayor Mare: How is Twilight?
arc en ciel Dash: She's doing great, in fact here she is.
Twilight: What's gucci mayor?
Mayor Mare: Gucci? Oh toi mean what's good? I forgot toi had the voice of a black man.
Spike: If toi do anything to Twilight..
Sean: After all we've been through, toi still don't trust me?
Sean: Well let me tell toi something. Twilight is cool, and I would not do anything to hurt her.
Spike: She already has a boyfriend.
Sean: I'm dating arc en ciel Dash for crying out loud!
Twilight: Sean, let's go!
Sean: Alright, I have to go now. See you.
Rarity: So where did toi say they were setting up base?
Sean: par the train station.
Fluttershy: That's right in front of us!
Nazis: *hear Fluttershy*
Sean: A little less loud suivant time? Thank you.
Nazis: *set up MG42*
Sean: Quick! Take cover, and get ready to attack!
Nazis: *shoot machine gun*
Sean: *shoots machine gunner*
Nazi: *falls over wall*
Robotnik: Was ist das?!
Nazis: We're under attack par the ponies!
Robotnik: Is Sean The Hedgehog with them?
Nazis: *check* JA! He's there.
Pinkie Pie: *shoots near Robotnik*
Robotnik: *dodges bullet* How many are out there?
Nazi: Umm, 27
Nazi machine gunner: *kills pony*
Nazi: 26 now.
Robotnik: Alright, we outnumber them for now. Keep the attack up.
Nazi: *throws grenade*
Sean: *shoots grenade*
Major Von Hapen: Send five soldiers to the station!
Leiutenant Werner: Yes sir!
Five Nazis came running towards us.
Twilight: Man, we got five of dem soldiers heading towards us!
Sean: *shoots two Nazis* Now there's only three.
Robotnik: Where is Discord?
Discord: *shows up out of nowhere* What can I do for toi Robotnik?
Robotnik: Defeat everyone attacking us!! NOW!!
Discord: Yes sir. *charges toward Sean*
Sean: *shoots Discord*
Discord: *Falls on ground*
arc en ciel Dash: *breaks Discord's neck*
Robotnik: Well, time to get out of here. We will go to Canterlot!
Nazis: Push them back! *charge*
Sean: *Grabs ground*
Nazis: Whoa!! *nearly fall over*
Sean: *throws part of ground toward Nazis*
Fluttershy: Oh my!
Pinkie Pie: I think we got them all.
Sean: Yup. Let's get the train, and go to Canterlot.
Robotnik: I can't believe this! *runs away*
Soon, a train arrived to get us into Canterlot
Sean: Alright, let's go *enters train*
Mane 6: *enters train*
Twilight: Man, what about Spike?
arc en ciel Dash: What about him? He'll be fine.
Twilight: *sighs* Alright, but I'm not sure if I should leave him alone.
Spike: *stuck in house* Twilight's not here. I might as well make myself a milkshake. *looks for ice cream* Now where is that refrigerator?
While trying to open the door, Spike accidentally made the refrigerator fall over
Spike: Oh great! Now how am I going to get my ice cream? Hmmmm
par Twilight's house
Robotnik: Alright General, do toi remember what to do?
General Rosemeyer: Yes, I know. We stop the train they're on, and kill all the ponies on it.
Robotnik: Including Sean The Hedgehog.
General Rosemeyer: Ja. We will defeat him.
Robotnik: Good. Now hurry, before they get to Canterlot. The gala will start if they do make it.
General Rosemeyer: I will prevent it from starting sir.
Meanwhile at Twilight's house
Spike: *grabs hammer* Time to get my ice cream! *hits refrigerator*
The refrigerator then flew out of the door
Spike: Ugh! What do I do now?
Sapphire Shores: *driving new car* Is that a refrigerator in my way?
Spike: *hits refrigerator*
Sapphire Shores: *stops* Whoa, hey! What's going on?
Spike: I tried opening this, but the door won't move.
Sapphire Shores: *sees lock* Hmm, have toi noticed the lock on the door?
Spike: WHAT?! *hits refrigerator* Damn this stupid fucking refrigerator to hell! Damn the lock!!! Damn Twilight! And Damn the Ice Cream for being in there!!! *opens refrigerator*
Sapphire Shores: That was..
Spike: I know. Violent
Sapphire Shores: SENSATIONAL!! Nice work getting the door open.
Spike: Thanks, but I have to make myself a milkshake *runs to house with ice cream*
Sapphire Shores: What about your fridge?
Spike: Keep it!
On the train however, things weren't going our way
Sean: Girls, do toi hear an airplane?
Pinkie Pie: Was ist das? *looks out window*
Nazis: *flying airplanes*
Sean: Get down *grabs machine gun*
Nazis: Feind in Sicht ist, machen Sie sich bereit zu feuern
Sean: *fires machine gun*
Nazis: *dodge bullets* NOW!! *shoot windows*
Rarity: Oh jeez! That one peice of glass nearly hit me!
Sean: *shoots wing on airplane*
Nazi pilot 1: Ich gehe nach unten!
Nazi pilot 2: Ich werde mit tanière, den Feinden umzugehen *gets to back of train*
Sean: He's turning around for another pass!
Still, could be worse
Spike: *sees ice cream* Great! How am I going to get it out of this box though? *sees chainsaw* Hmmmm
10 secondes later
Spike: *uses chainsaw* Here we go *gets ice cream all over house* Oh no!
he Nazi pilot was flying his airplane to the front of our train
Sean: He's going to bomb the tracks!! *goes to ladder*
arc en ciel Dash: What are toi doing?
Sean: Shooting that plane down before he destroys the rails! *climbs to roof*
Nazi pilot: *flying to the front of train*
Sean: *shoots airplane*
Nazi pilot: *turns around*
Sean: *stands still*
Nazi Pilot: Auf wiedershen hedgehog! *about to shoot guns*
Sean: *grabs airplane*
Nazi pilot: Was ist das?!
Sean: *throws airplane away*
Nazi pilot: NEIN!! *crashes*
Twilight: Man, is he ok?
Sean: No *climbs down* I'm better then that. I'm great!
Mane 6: Alright!! Excellent.
Sean: What's next?
Twilight: I guess we defend this train from Robotnik's army.
Sean: Good enough for me.
Meanwhile in ponyville
Nazis: *go to Twilight's house*
Discord: She has to be here somewhere!
Nazis: We're telling you, Twilight is going to Canterlot.
Discord: And I am telling you, you're wrong! *kicks door open*
Discord: Take the dragon! We'll go to Canterlot with him.
Nazis: Come here boy.
Spike: ehh.... *burps fire*
Nazis: *on fire* ACh!! Help! *run out of house*
Discord: Retards. *kidnaps Spike*
Colonel Kramer: *driving truck* Let's go Discord!
Discord: *enters truck*
Colonel Kramer: What do toi have in the bag?
Discord: A prisoner. We're taking him to Canterlot.
Colonel Kramer: What are we doing with him?
Back on the train
arc en ciel Dash: What's wrong Twilight?
Twilight: Man, I'm still worried about Spike.
arc en ciel Dash: Give it a rest. He's doing fine, and is probably enjoying a..
Spike: Milkshake, and then toi guys come barging in to torturize me! Why am I in this bag?!
Discord: You're going to Canterlot.
While Spike was being kidnapped, and going to Canterlot the train was running low on fuel
Applejack: Well, this will slow us down.
Sean: They're refueling quickly, I'm sure we'll get to Canterlot with no plus time to waste after this.
Nazis: *driving trucks*
Sean: *sees trucks* Enemy vehicles nine o' clock!
Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein!
Sean: *shoots trucks*
Nazis: *stop trucks*
Sean: They're unloading the troops!
Nazis: *jump out of truck*
Engineers: We're all fueled up *drives train*
Sean: *waves good bye*
Nazi: Damnt! *goes back to truck*
Nazis: *get in trucks*
Rarity: They're following us!
Sean: Are they getting close?
Rarity: *shakes head yes*
Sean: *shoots tires*
Nazis: *spin out of control*
Fluttershy: They're going to crash into the train!
Sean: Not if I can help it *gives gun to arc en ciel Dash*
Fluttershy: What are toi going to do?
Sean: Prevent them from derailing the train *jumps out*
Twilight: *looks out window* He's alright!
Sean: *grabs trucks*
Nazis: Fick dich
Sean: *throws trucks*
And speaking of trucks
Discord: *driving truck*
Spike: *struggling to get free*
Colonel Kramer: He's trying to get out.
Discord: But he can't! Hahaha.
Colonel Kramer: *sees trucks flying towards them* Step on it!
Discord: Ok *goes faster*
The trucks landed on Discord's truck, and somehow, Spike escaped.
Discord: Ugh, gag!! Get him!!
Nazis: *show up out of nowhere* Surrender dragon!
Spike: *puts hands up*
Spike was recaptured, and they continued taking him to Canterlot. Still, could be worse.
General Rosemeyer: Our soldiers have still not stopped Sean The Hedgehog, and his friends.
Robotnik: Fuck. Get in four trucks, three airplanes, and a tank!!
General Rosemeyer: Yes sir. *walks off*
30 secondes later
Fluttershy: Oh no! plus airplanes!!
arc en ciel Dash: *holds gun for Sean*
Sean: No, keep it. I have another one *grabs .44*
arc en ciel Dash: If toi say so.
Applejack: Why can't these humans give up?
Sean; They're Nazis, they don't know how to give up. *shoots at airplanes*
Rarity: They're not shooting.
Sean: They don't have bombs either.
Nazi pilots: *drop grease on tracks*
Engineer: Shit! We have wheel spin *pours sand on tracks*
Sean: Stay here. I'll be back *goes to engine*
Nazis: *shoot at Sean*
arc en ciel Dash: *shoot pilot* One down, two to go.
Four trucks then arrived
Applejack: Uhm, Rainbow?
arc en ciel Dash: What is it?
Applejack: plus enemies.
arc en ciel Dash: *shoots trucks*
Nazis: *shooting at Sean*
arc en ciel Dash: What are they shooting at?
Sean: *running on haut, retour au début of train*
Nazis: *still shooting at Sean*
Sean: *shoots truck tire*
Engineer: What's happening?
Sean: I came to check on toi guys. What did those airplanes do?
Engineer: They dropped grease on the rails.
Sean: How far is Canterlot?
Engineer: About nine minutes.
Sean: Keep it up. Make sure toi only shovel in coal when toi need it.
Engineer: I know what to do!
Sean: *runs back to mane 6*
Nazis: *shooting at engineer*
Sean: They dropped grease on the rails.
arc en ciel Dash: Is that bad?
Sean: Yes, very. Our engine won't have much traction on the rails with slippery wheels.
arc en ciel Dash: *eyes are wide open* I think we have something plus serious then traction to worry about.
Sean: Why? *sees tank* oh
Robotnik: *driving tank*
Sean: Of course, he's driving the tank. *jumps out of train*
Applejack: Where's he going?
Sean: *jumps on to tank*
Robotnik: Guten tag. *grabs gun*
Sean: Drop it *grabs gun*
Robotnik: *drops gun* Sure thing *hits Sean*
arc en ciel Dash: *shooting at Robotnik*
Sean: *punches Robotnik*
Nazis: Sir! Need help?
Robotnik: Nein. *pushes Sean*
Sean: *goes toward ledge* Aah *falls off, then grabs ledge*
arc en ciel Dash: *kills Nazis*
Applejack: Stop that! You'll kill him!
arc en ciel Dash: I'm not aiming anywhere near him!
Applejack: The tracks are getting closer to that tank. I have a plan *grabs rope*
Robotnik: *sees tree* Hmm.
Sean: *Climbing up*
Robotnik: Damnit *goes away from tree*
Sean: *grabs tree*
arc en ciel Dash: Looks like toi don't need that rope.
Applejack: You, and Twilight should go help him.
Twilight: Man, we're on it!
Robotnik: *moves tank away from train*
Sean: *jumps off*
Robotnik: Was ist das?
Sean: *hits tank with tree*
Robotnik: *climbs out*
Sean: How did toi survive that?
Robotnik: No clue, but since I nearly died. *grabs gun*
Sean: *swings tree*
Robotnik: *shoots Sean*
Twilight & arc en ciel Dash arrive
Twilight: Oh helll no!!
Robotnik: *shoots Twilight*
arc en ciel Dash: *kicks Robotnik*
Sean: *barely standing*
Robotnik: *kills Sean*
arc en ciel Dash: NO!!
Robotnik: Ja. *aims gun at arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *kicks Robotnik*
Robotnik: *shoots himself*
arc en ciel Dash: How am I going to carry these two to the train?
As arc en ciel carried both me, and Twilight, Robotnik woke up. He decided to run away, and think of another plan.
Pinkie Pie: Where's Twilight?
Applejack: I see her! arc en ciel is carrying her with Sean.
arc en ciel Dash: *enters train* Why did the train stop?
Applejack: We don't know.
arc en ciel Dash: Ok, I'll deal with that. Rarity, do toi know any ressurection spells?
Rarity: I'm afraid I don't darling.
arc en ciel Dash: Shit. We have to get to Canterlot pronto! *flies to engine*
Nazis: *start to arrive*
arc en ciel Dash: They killed the engineer, and took all the coal! *flies to back of train*
If arc en ciel Dash could go fast enough, she would be able to push the train all the way to Canterlot.
Applejack: What is she doing?
arc en ciel Dash: *flying 400 miles an hour*
Pinkie Pie: *shoots Nazis* Don't worry about that. We have enemies coming toward us!
arc en ciel Dash: *pushes train*
Fluttershy: She's pushing the train.
Pinkie Pie: The enemies must have killed the engineer, and stolen the fuel for our train.
Applejack: Well, let's hope they don't kill her!!
arc en ciel Dash: *pushing train at 30 miles an hour*
Nazis: *shooting at Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *returns fire*
Major Von Hapen: Enough! Half of toi shoot Pinkie, the others shoot arc en ciel Dash.
Nazis: *shoot at arc en ciel Dash*
Only one bullet hit the blue pegasus
arc en ciel Dash: Ow!
Pinkie Pie: *shoots Nazis*
arc en ciel Dash: *sees hill*
Applejack: Rainbow!! toi gotta go faster!
arc en ciel Dash: *pushing train* I think I can, I think I can.
Applejack: Keep it up.
Nazis: *still shooting at arc en ciel Dash*
Pinkie Pie: *blows up truck*
The explosion caused a chain reaction, and even destroyed the airplanes
arc en ciel Dash: They're all dead! *gets train to top*
Fluttershy: It's over.
arc en ciel Dash: We did it!
Applejack: No Rainbow. toi did it. For a pegasus, toi really know how to déplacer heavy stuff.
arc en ciel Dash: *blushes*
Rarity: We're at Canterlot.
Celestia: *sees mane 6* Good work, all of you.
Rarity: Thank you.
Pinkie Pie: We need your help. Sean, and Twilight are dead.
Celestia: Oh no. Bring them out here, I'll bring them back to life.
I was brought out of the train with Twilight, and Celestia soon started casting her spell, but I would change after she did.
After being brought back to life, I soon stood up expecting enemies
Sean: BRING IT ON!!! oh wait, where are we?
Sean: *sees castle* Oh yes, of course. *laughs* Sorry about that.
Twilight: Man, what's happening now?
Celestia: Now that toi defeated Robotnik, it's time for the grand galloping gala!
Sean: *surrounded par light* Uh, girls?! What's happening?!?
Celestia: I think you're turning into a pony!
Sean: WHAT?! That can't be!
But it was true. I don't know how, but Celestia's spell not only brought me back to life, but turned me into a pony.
Sean: What happened?
Celestia: My spell must've turned toi into a pony.
Sean: Do toi know why?
Celestia: I guess it's because the spell came from a pony, me.
Sean: Will I be one forever?
Celestia: No. toi should turn back to normal in 30 minutes. After that, the gala will begin.
arc en ciel Dash: Hey, toi look hotter then toi did before.
Sean: Well, I guess that's true.
arc en ciel Dash: And I know how to make those 30 minutes last a long time.
Twilight: Man, these two are about to get it on!
Sean: Yes we are. Away from you.
The both of us left to be somewhere a little plus private. While that was going on, we go back to Robotnik. It seemed like he was defeated at first, but he still had a lot of soldiers.
Major Von Hapen: *walks towards Robotnik*
Robotnik: I thought toi died in a explosion.
Major Von Hapen: No, I ran off. They nearly shot me, but I made it look like they killed me.
Robotnik: Excellent. I have something for you, and the rest of our army to do. In the meantime, I'm going to get reinforcements.
Major Von Hapen: Very well sir.
30 minutes later, the gala began
Sean: *arrives in his normal form*
arc en ciel Dash: What do toi want to do first?
arc en ciel Dash: *dances with Sean*
Pinkie Pie: *eating cake* Was ist das?! *spits cake out* Who puts balogna, and épinard, épinards in a cake?!
gala pony: I did. Do toi have a problem with that?
Pinkie Pie: Cake is supposed to taste wunderbar! Not unwunderbar.
gala pony: I'm not german, but I'm sure that word does not exist.
Pinkie Pie: I'm german! That word does exist.
gala pony: Whatever *walks away*
We were all enjoying the gala when suddenly
Celestia: *hears airplanes* Where is that coming from?!
Pinkie Pie: *sees airplanes*
Nazis: *parachute from airplane*
Robotnik: *does the same*
arc en ciel Dash: What is it Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: Nazi soldiers!
Rarity: Again?! I thought they were dead!
Sean: Keep the others safe! Dash, come with me!
arc en ciel Dash: *follows Sean*
Celestia: Twilight, toi and the rest of your Friends should go too.
Twilight: Right. Come on girls!
rest of the mane 6: *follows Twilight*
Sean: *shooting Nazis*
Robotnik: *lands* Missed me?
Sean: Barely. I should've known toi would come back.
Robotnik: *shoots Twilight*
Sean: *grabs Robotnik*
Robotnik: *punches Sean*
Sean: *jumps to haut, retour au début of castle*
Robotnik: Let me go!
Sean: Ok *throws Robotnik onto roof*
arc en ciel Dash: *watching* I gotta help him!
Applejack: NO! *Grabs arc en ciel Dash* Stay outta this one.
Sean: *kicks Robotnik*
Robotnik: *pushes Sean*
Sean: *falls onto lower roof*
Robotnik: *jumps down*
Sean: *rolls toward window*
Robotnik: *kicks Sean through window*
arc en ciel Dash: Now will toi let me help him?!
Applejack: Did toi see what he did to Sean? I ain't letting toi get hurt.
Robotnik: *chokes Sean*
Sean: *punches Robotnik*
Robotnik: Ah *falls on table* I killed you! How did toi come back to life?! I fucking killed you!!
Sean: toi wanna stop?
Sean: *grabs Robotnik* Fine *throws Robotnik to airplane*
arc en ciel Dash: Now he doens't need my help. Way to go pomme jack ass.
Robotnik: *grabs airplane* I'll get my revenge on toi someday!!!
Fluttershy: What about these Nazis?
Nazis: *run away*
Sean: *grabs part of ground*
Rarity: Is he really?
Sean: *throws ground*
Twilight: He is.
After the Nazis were defeated, Celestia walked over to us.
Celestia: toi have saved us all.
Sean: I couldn't have done it without arc en ciel Dash.
arc en ciel Dash: Ha! In your face Applejack!
Sean: And cidre fort, applejack
Applejack: Ha! In your face arc en ciel Dash!
Sean: Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Rarity: Oh, so glad to help toi darling.
Sean: And Tw-
Twilight: Man, toi forgot to mention my name!
Sean: I was just about to.
Celestia: Twilight! Why are toi jouer la comédie like this?
Twilight: I do a bunch of shit for all y'all, and no one eva thanks me.
Pinkie Pie: Well toi did try to rob from us one time.
Twilight: That was a long fucking time ago!! Quit bringing dat up!! Fuck dis! *flies off*
Celestia: Twilight!! GET BACK HERE!!
Sean: Let her go. Tomorrow, she'll realize her mistake, and come back to us.
But I was wrong. Twilight flew to the Nazi base in Ponyville
Robotnik: She's not attacking! Hold your fire!!
Twilight: Are toi Robotnik?
Twilight: I need yo help man. Everypony here hates me, and I want to get revenge on dem.
Robotnik: Are toi a woman?
Twilight: With a black man's voice, I know! My princess did dat to me, and she refuses to change dat spell.
Robotnik: So, why are toi here?
Twilight: If killing these ponies, and that hedgehog is what it takes, I'm up for it. I want to rejoindre yo' army.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. Attention all units! Twilight Sparkle is now a part of our army.