posted by Seanthehedgehog
This crossover is with MLP: FIM, and arc en ciel Dash presents.
Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash toi made it. yes"
Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was donné this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours. She fell from this cloud, and I couldn't find her. After falling to her death, I guess there was this other poney that brought her back to life. Now she's a unicorn again.
Anyway, we're all hanging out at Twilight's when Zecora comes knocking in the house.
Zecora: Are toi guys having a party?
Twilight: No, and toi can feel free to leave whenever toi want!
Zecora: But I like your place. It has clean floors! AAAAAAAAAAAAH
arc en ciel Dash: Here we go again!
arc en ciel Dash: I beat her once, I can do it again. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
The ground shook as we shouted at each other, then suddenly a huge bright light appeared in the middle of the room, and things seemed the same.
Twilight: What happened?
Zecora: I don't know. I was going to curse you, but she messed it up. toi guys have really clean floors.
arc en ciel Dash: Aww yeah. Nopony can defeat the almighty arc en ciel Dash.
Pinkie Pie: If your curse didn't work what was with that huge light?
Zecora: No clue.
Then suddenly, another poney that looked almost like Twilight came walking down the stairs.
FIM Twilight: Man, what da fuq is dis?
Twilight: Do I really sound black in this world?
FIM Twilight: I don't know man. toi try robbin a boat, and see what happens! Who are you?
arc en ciel Dash: I'm arc en ciel Dash, and these are my friends.
FIM: Twilight: arc en ciel Dash don't talk like that!
arc en ciel Dash: Well If I don't sound like arc en ciel Dash who am I then? Oh My god!! Have I been impersonating someone this entire time?!?!
Fluttershy: Uhm. No?
arc en ciel Dash: I'm scared! I don't wanna go to jail for impersonating somepony! *hugs Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: Get your capitolist hooves off me! *pushes arc en ciel Dash*
FIM Twilight: Man, this is crazy.
Spike: Well, they are idiots. Even this version of Twilight.
Twilight: Shut up.
FIM Twilight: Man, your Irish? I gotta get the rest of my friends. In the meantime, toi make yoselves comfortable. *leaves*
Applejack: Why don't we go check out what this version of Equestria looks like.
Twilight: Not a bad idea, if toi wanna get killed!
Rarity: I actually agree with cidre fort, applejack for once. Let's see what this version of Equestria looks like.
arc en ciel Dash: She did say we should make ourselves comfortable. In the meantime we oughta check out what this world looks like.
Zecora: It seems the same so far.
Twilight: Great. You're here. Whatever, let's get this over with.
Rarity: I wonder what the stallions are like. I'm going to make out with all of them!
Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Pinkie is going to try, and bribe the Celestia in this world to give Pinkie nuclear weapons. Then, when she returns to her world, she will bomb Fluttershy's house! *laughs*
Fluttershy: I don't want my house bombed!
Twilight: Let's just get out of here!
And so we left. Twilight, and Spike left with each other, I went with Applejack, and the rest just stayed with each other.
Pinkie was leading Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora to the other version of Pinkie Pie.
FIM Pinkie: *hopping down road*
Pinkie Pie: Hey! It's the other version of Pinkie. yes
Fluttershy: She has her own car? We only have buses.
Pinkie Pie: *sneaks into FIM Pinkie's car* Hello
FIM Pinkie: Ach!! Hey, toi look just like me, but toi sound different.
Pinkie Pie: That's because Pinkie is toi from another world. Why is Pinkie german in this world?
FIM Pinkie: I was born in germany, and when I was a foal, I moved into the United States Of Equestria.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is a russian, and wants all germans dead, yes.
FIM Pinkie: Nein! Germans are cheerful!
Pinkie Pie: Germans are murderers. yes
FIM Pinkie: NEIN! I don't murder anyone!
Pinkie Pie: (I do, but she must not know this) Take Pinkie to Celestia
FIM Pinkie: Ok *drives*
Zecora: That was a clean car.
Meanwhile with me, and cidre fort, applejack
arc en ciel Dash: salut look, it's the other version of Sweet pomme Acres.
Applejack: Cool. Wait a minute, who's that green poney on the rocking chair?
arc en ciel Dash: I don't know.
FIM Applejack: Hey, Big Mac, don't toi think that poney with arc en ciel Dash looks like me?
Big Mac: Eeyup.
FIM Applejack: See if they can hang with us.
Big Mac: Eeyup *walks towards arc en ciel Dash, and Applejack*
arc en ciel Dash: Big Mac is walking towards us.
Applejack: I wonder what he wants.
Big Mac: *notices both ponies* Uh, hello.
arc en ciel Dash: Hi!
Big Mac: My sister wanted to know if toi two could hang out, ou help out?
arc en ciel Dash: Uh, ok.
We followed Big Mac to the other Applejack, and soon she noticed something.
FIM Applejack: Hmm, your friend looks exactly like me.
arc en ciel Dash: That's because she's from another world.
FIM Applejack: ok. What's with your voice?
arc en ciel Dash: My voice? I always sounded like this?
FIM Applejack: Sounds too masculine. Are toi spies? What have toi done with my friends?! *hits arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: Aaah!! What have I done wrong?! We ended up here par accident! We're really from another world!!
Twilight, and Spike on the other hand.
Twilight: Well, at least all the ponies that live here aren't stupid.
Spike: Aye. None of them are saying meep, ou have german accents.
FIM Pinkie: *stops driving* Twilight!!
Twilight: Except for this Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: Twilight look! Pinkie has found her identical twin.
FIM Pinkie: Is this your Twilight?
Pinkie Pie: No, yes. Pinkie advises toi to drive away quickly.
FIM Pinkie: *floors it*
Twilight: Welp, it seems like everyone hear has a car. Good riddance on public transportation.
FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and arc en ciel Dash.
FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of arc en ciel Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM arc en ciel Dash: Oh, of course toi had to beat me up! Why couldn't toi have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM arc en ciel Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat toi up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no poney get beat up?
FIM Twilight: Thanks Fluttershy. Now listen, gather all the impostors, and bring them to my place. And while your at it, look for our Pinkie Pie.
Others: Yes ma'am! *run off*
The FIM Pinkie Pie was driving to Canterlot. RDP Pinkie was sticking to her plan on taking nuclear weapons.
FIM Pinkie: So what's with all these nuclear weapons toi want?
RDP Pinkie: Pinkie has plans to use these weapons to bomb Fluttershy's house! Hehehehahahahahaha!
FIM Pinkie: Your Fluttershy, ou my Fluttershy?
RDP Pinkie: Pinkie's Fluttershy. She has not met the version of Fluttershy of this world yet. We're at the castle, stop here.
FIM Pinkie: *stops car*
RDP Pinkie: Now wait here, and Pinkie will return with the weapons. *goes to Celestia*
FIM Pinkie: (Why does she déplacer like a poorly animated cartoon?)
RDP Pinkie: Helloooo Celestia, yes.
Celestia: Hi Pinkie Pie. What brings toi to Canterlot?
RDP Pinkie: (She's not british! ou a mockery to Twilight! Whatever, toi have something important to do) Pinkie would like to see your nuclear weapons, ou bombs.
RDP Pinkie: yes. Pinkie believes these 5,000 bits will cover for what you've got.
Celestia: *sees money* Ok. Please follow me.
RDP Pinkie: *follows Celestia*
Celestia: *opens door* These airplanes have bombs loaded in them already. Please take a look at them all, and choose what toi want.
RDP Twilight: *enters house* Ugh, I'm so bored here. I wanna go back to my version of Equestria.
RDP Spike: What about all those things toi enjoyed when we were outside?
RDP Twilight: True. But there's nothing to do here.
FIM arc en ciel Dash: Except for sabotage with our minds! *kicks RDP Twilight*
FIM Twilight: Man, I told toi not to attack them!!
FIM arc en ciel Dash: I don't give a buck, one of them made me look like a pussy! Where's arc en ciel Dash?!
RDP Spike: You're plus smarter then the arc en ciel Dash from our world, that's for sure.
FIM arc en ciel Dash: Shut up, and talk! *grabs gun*
FIM Applejack: Whoa whoa whoa, where did toi get that?
FIM arc en ciel Dash: My boyfriend gave it to me!
Back at Sweet pomme Acres
RDP arc en ciel Dash: *wakes up* salut Applejack, where are we?
RDP Applejack: We're at Sweet pomme Acres still. Why are we strapped to chairs?
RDP arc en ciel Dash: I don't know.
Applebloom: arc en ciel Dash? Applejack? What's going on?
RDP arc en ciel Dash: Uhhh. Big Mac is on crack! He tied us to these chairs for no reason!!
Applebloom: I didn't know he was obsessed with broken sidewalks. Anyways I gotta get toi free *unties arc en ciel Dash*
RDP Applejack: Ok, now Dash untie me.
RDP arc en ciel Dash: Ok. *looks at rope* Uhhh. I'm not sure how to uh..
RDP arc en ciel Dash: *pushes chair*
RDP Applejack: *falls over* Ow! What are toi doing?
RDP arc en ciel Dash: I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Applebloom: This can't be for real. *cuts rope*
RDP Applejack: Oh thank toi Applebloom! Now we gotta go. *runs*
RDP arc en ciel Dash: *Flies*
RDP Spike: We don't know where she is! All we know she's with Applejack!
FIM arc en ciel Dash: So they're at Sweet pomme Acres?
RDP Spike: Maybe!!
FIM arc en ciel Dash: *fires gun*
RDP Spike: *dodges bullet* Jeez! What do toi want from us?! We don't know anything!!!
RDP Twilight: *makes gun disappear*
FIM arc en ciel Dash: Oh damnit.
RDP Twilight: Now listen. We really need to get back to our world. Get your Twilight to make a portal, and I'll go find my friends.
RDP Spike: They probably won't be your Friends after we get back.
Then suddenly plus bullets hit the mur near Twilight, and Spike.
RDP Twilight: What... The... Fuck?!
FIM arc en ciel Dash: *using sparkle cannon* Who a dit we were done here?
Still. Could be worse
Pinkie Pie: Hehehehehehahahaha!!! Pinkie has acquired her aircraft. She can now go bomb Fluttershy's house!!
Police: *flying helicopters*
Pinkie Pie: No! Those cops are chasing Pinkie! What is Pinkie doing wrong?
Police: toi are in a military air space, toi must land!!
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie cannot surrender! *shoots helicopters*
Police: Nooo *crash*
FIM Pinkie: She did what?!
Celestia: Apparently, the other Pinkie flew the airplane I gave her, and she attacked two police helicopters.
FIM Pinkie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein! Now they'll think I shot them!!
Celestia: I'll inform the police about this at once.
Returning to the RDP Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora.
Rarity: If toi didn't try to curse us, we would't be in this mess!
Zecora: That's it! With arc en ciel Dash missing, I'll have to curse you. Aaaaaaaaa
Rarity: Yeah, like that's going to work.
Zecora: Ok, toi two are cursed now *runs off*
Fluttershy: Um. What do we do?
Rarity: Nothing!! That's what we do about everything!! Now I'm going to go find a stallion to rape
While Rarity, and Fluttershy were being cursed the RDP Twilight, and spike were still being interrogated par most of the FIM Mane 6.
FIM arc en ciel Dash: *holding sparkle cannon* Who a dit we were done here?
RDP Twilight: I did, now let us go!
FIM Twilight: I'm really sorry about this. *shoot bullets*
RDP Twilight: *dodges fire*
RDP Spike: Oh boy, this will go on forever.
FIM arc en ciel Dash: toi just gotta tell us where the impostures are.
RDP arc en ciel Dash: Hi Twilight
FIM arc en ciel Dash: *shoots other RD*
RDP arc en ciel Dash: Waaahhhhh! Oh my god! What was that for?!
FIM arc en ciel Dash: toi made me look weak! In front of Applejack!!!
FIM Applejack: It was pretty funny though. How did Big Mac let toi escape?
RDP arc en ciel Dash: It was Applebloom that let us free.
RDP Applejack: Why would toi tell them that?
RDP arc en ciel Dash: I don't know. I really want to get out of here though.
Zecora: Hey, I cursed Rarity, and Fluttershy,
FIM Rarity: What? What kind of Zecora are you?
FIM Twilight: Man, what's she doing?!
RDP arc en ciel Dash: She's trying to curse you!! I'll defend you! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
RDP arc en ciel Dash: AAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Zecora: Ugh, she keeps messing up my curse! You're lucky.
RDP Pinkie: *crashes airplane in Twilight's house* NO!! Pinkie attacked the wrong house!!!
RDP Fluttershy: *arrives with Rarity* Meep meep meep!
RDP Rarity: What?
RDP Twilight: I speak some retard. She a dit she's glad that Pinkie can't bomb her house.
RDP Rarity: Oh. I didn't find any stallions to rape, so let's go.
Zecora: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh this isn't a curse aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
And suddenly, we all started to go back to our accueil world. After we arrived my leg was no longer broken, and the first thing I did after that was use the bathroom.
Fluttershy kept speaking retard, until she took some english classes, and learned english again.
Rarity got cursed par not being able to make out with stallions. Instead, she was forced to have lesbian sex.
Pinkie went back to doing whatever it is communists do when they discover a new place. They write about it, and plan to nuke it.
cidre fort, applejack just went back to work on her farm. She would kick trees, and apples would fall. That's pretty much all she does.
Then Twilight was donné another potion, and permanently became an alicorn. I think now she's a princess for leaving Ponyville for a while.
arc en ciel Dash
cidre fort, applejack
arc en ciel Dash
I know this may not be my best fanfic, but I really liked working on it.
This has been a Seanthehedgehog Production
Created in 2013
Fluttershy: *feeding animals*
Pinkie Pie: *flying bomber*
Fluttershy: *sees bomber*
Pinkie Pie: *drops bombs* Hehehehehehahahahhahaha!!
Huge explosions occurred, and Fluttershy, along with her animaux were killed.