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Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of arc en ciel Dash

Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, arc en ciel Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 3

Discorded Christmas

Everypony was enjoying their holiday, but Discord had plans to sabotage them.

Discord: What do toi know about christmas?
Screwball: I know that there's always a character that doesn't like Christmas, but towards the ending, they change their mind.
Discord: That was only in How Gilda a volé, étole Christmas. We need to think outside the box here. What can we do to destroy christmas for everypony?
Karl: Ooh, I know.
Kyle: I think I know too.
Discord: Yes?
Karl: Take them to an amusement park, destroy the rides they're on, and then they're six feet under.
Discord: Hmm, yes. Six feet under all that rubble, then par the time they get out, they won't be able to celebrate christmas.
Kyle: He meant they would be dead.
Discord: Oh, that works too.

Meanwhile, arc en ciel Dash and Pinkie Pie were relaxing par a fireplace

Pinkie Pie: This is so warm, but I still feel a little cold.
arc en ciel Dash: I'll get toi a blanket.
Pinkie Pie: Nein *Hugs arc en ciel Dash* I found one.
arc en ciel Dash: *Sighs, then laughs*
Pinkie Pie: *Squee*

While Pinkie Pie was busy hugging arc en ciel Dash, they heard the sound of stomping hooves, as they saw ponies running past sugarcube corner.

Pinkie Pie: Was ist das? Why are they all running?
arc en ciel Dash: I don't know. Let's go take a look. *Leaves sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows*
Discord: *Finishes building Discordland* Welcome everypony. I hope this amusement park that I made myself will help toi enjoy your christmas.
Ponies: Sure. *Walk into amusement park*
arc en ciel Dash: Something seems fishy here. I think we better take a closer look at this amusement park.
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Discord: Hello arc en ciel Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
arc en ciel Dash: What are toi doing Discord?
Discord: What does it look like I'm doing?
Pinkie Pie: toi can't fool us.
Discord: What are toi talking about?

Behind Discord was a ferris wheel. The wheel fell off, and rolled away with screaming ponies.

arc en ciel Dash: *Points at runaway wheel* That. toi see what I'm talking about?
Discord: Accidents happen.
Pinkie Pie: Maybe that wasn't an accident. toi caused that on purpose.
Discord: How? I'm standing right here.
arc en ciel Dash: toi could've made something loose, and it would fall off par itself.
Discord: No, everything on there was-
arc en ciel Dash: That's enough. Get everypony out of here, and close the park.
Discord: Hmm. Not happening.
Ponies: *On a rollercoaster* I think we might be going too fast. *Falls off*
arc en ciel Dash: *Flies to falling pony, and catches him before he hits the ground*
Pony: toi saved my life.
arc en ciel Dash: That's what I'm hear for.
Pinkie Pie: *Stops rollercoaster from falling* And, that's what I'm here for too.
Pony: How did she-
arc en ciel Dash: Don't ask.
Discord: *Laughing* Enjoy trying to save everypony, if toi can *Runs away*
arc en ciel Dash: Come on Pinkie Pie. We can save everypony if we work fast enough. *flies to log ride*
Ponies in logs: *about to go over loop* Is that possible?
arc en ciel Dash: *Pushes log very fast on loop*
Ponies in logs: Woohoo! Awesome!
Bonbon: *Falls off tower*
Pinkie Pie: I shall save toi *Jumps up in air, and catches Bonbon*
arc en ciel Dash: Only one plus poney to save.

Another rollercoaster was heading towards damaged track, and would fall off.

arc en ciel Dash: *Gets in front of rollercoaster*
Ponies: Get out of the way!
arc en ciel Dash: *Slowing down rollercoaster* Slow down before I fall off. *stops rollercoaster*
Ponies: *see broken track* arc en ciel Dash saved us from falling off. YAY!!

Back at Discord's base.

Discord: What? Why didn't anypony end up... How many feet under?
Karl: Six.
Discord: Why didn't anypony end up six feet under?
Kyle: toi saw everything. arc en ciel Dash, and Pinkie Pie saved them all.
Discord: Then, we need a plan to kidnap Dash's german friend, and execute her. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

The end
Gordon was still in the truck that he got a ride from when this happened.

Truck Driver: *Stops near changeling headquarters*
Changelings: *Pointing gun at Gordon*
Gordon: *Gulps*

Inside changeling headquarters

Queen Chrysalis: Where were toi going Gordon?
Gordon: I don't know. I have't decided yet.
Queen Chrysalis: What information were toi to collect on the way here?
Gordon: None.
Queen Chrysalis: And you're not even in uniform. What have toi done with your papers?
Gordon: Papers? What papers?
Corporal Hothead: Don't be so dumb. What did toi do with them? *Staring at Gordon's suit*
Gordon: This is...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Five fan fictions are in this article for your enjoyment. Have fun.


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


Trust arc en ciel Dash

Everyday, arc en ciel Dash flies around Ponyville to say hi to her friends.

Rainbow Dash: *Passing par Lyra* Good morning.
Lyra: *Too busy looking at a picture of a human to notice arc en ciel Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ah, never mind. I'll say hi to her again later.
Zecora: *Running around Ponyville* There are no stores open!
Rainbow Dash: *Lands suivant to Zecora* Hi Zecora.
Zecora: Rainbow, as much as I'd like to talk to you, I am much too busy.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Zecora: I am...
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"Can't picture toi as a bat" damn toi and your teasing, Hasbro!
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Twilight: I don't know what happened that led toi to make your village without cutie marks, and I'm sorry my Friends and I had to take it away.

Starlight: (angrily) toi want to know what happened to me?! I'll montrer you!

SOON AFTER:

Starlight: Because of his cutie mark! He got his, and I didn't! He moved on, and I didn't! I stayed here and never made another friend because I was too afraid another cutie mark would take them away, too!

Twilight: That's ridiculous. A cutie mark can't take your Friends away.

Starlight: Not everybody's lucky enough to get her cutie mark at the same time as her friends!...
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As the group of Heroes made it upstairs, Sean had a plan.

Sean: Charmy, toi go with Knuckles, and find two boats for us.
Charmy: toi got it.
Knuckles: We'll go find them for you. *Flies off the bateau with Charmy*
Sean: Dash, take these. *Gives her time bombs* Put these around the hall. Vector, and Mighty, toi go with her.
Vector: Roger.
Sean: The rest of toi on me. *Walks towards Sonic*

Rainbow Dash was planting one bomb on a wall, when Twilight appeared.

Twilight: Well well well, look who we have here.
Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle. You're still working for Eggman?
Twilight: Fuck yeah man,...
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At a station marked Zweibrucken, Labiche was driving 45 miles an hour.

Schmidt: *Sees the station they are passing, and marks their current location on a map* We are accueil at last. We are in Germaneigh.

But they were really in Vitry Le Francois

Ponies: *Removing the station signs*

Next morning in Rive-Reine, Maurice was watching two ponies in a locomotive half a mile away from him.

Railroad poney 92: *Blows the whistle as he drives forward*
Maurice: *Watching the train go faster, and faster*

It was going too fast, and once it got on the mainline, it derailed. The tracks were blocked.

Maurice:...
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At the pizza parlor.

Waiter: Jim, toi got a call.
Jim: Okay. *Walks to phone, and picks it up* Hello?
Sam: It's Sam. Those Mexicans are dead. They crashed, and kill their selves.
Jim: Dammit. suivant time we get attacked par these illegal immigrants, try to find out who their leader is.
Sam: Yes sir. *Hangs up, then goes to Case Cracker* Okay, Jim a dit suivant time we get attacked par those immigrants, we need to find out who their leader is. Let's go see how Gordon's doing.
Case Cracker: Okay. He should be at the hospital par now. *Drives to the hospital*
Sam: *Thinking* I have a hunch that I might know...
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Con returned to Canterlot for the breifing of his new assignment.

Con: *Waiting par P's office*
Miss Moneybit: He'll see toi now.
Con: He won't be seeing me soon. Pinkie Pie might return and take P's spot.
Miss Moneybit: I wouldn't mind that.
Con: *Goes into P's office*
P: Good to see you're still alive 0007. What do toi know about alicorns?
Con: They are either licornes with wings, of pegasi with horns. Unfortunately, most ponies do not like their kind, because they believe that they're overpowered.
P: That is precisely what you're up against. An alicorn par the name of Ice Cube has created her...
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 Case Cracker's car
Case Cracker's car
Blazin' Blue, Saten Twist, Ryan, Night Frizz, and NocturnalMirage got away from Master Sword, and Sean. Just as soon as they got out of Baltimare, they saw a car towing an open trailer with gascans, and ponies standing par them. The car towing this trailer was driven par Case Cracker.

Ryan: What kind of a car is that?
Mirage: I don't know mate. It looks Italian though, that's all I can tell you.
Saten Twist: *Looks inside car* Son of a bitch, he has a walkie talkie.
Case Cracker: Yo, what's up guys?
Blazin' Blue: Not much. How are you?
Case Cracker: Good. Where toi headin?
Ryan: Fillydelphia.
Case...
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