It's a normal day, and Blazin' is out on a walk with Fluttershy and Princess Luna to get Luna to be plus used to the daytime. During the walk, he steps past a drawing that looks nothing like a poney would make...
Fluttershy: Hey, Blue, why'd toi stop?
Blazin': It's this drawing I came across. *levitates it so she and Luna can also see it*
Luna: That looks cool. Did toi draw that? This poney looks cute. Does she exist?
Blazin': I'm not sure-What? There's a signature. It reads "By Mark Bruce II". He's my creator!
Luna: This came from the real world!? That's not possible!
Fluttersy: Hm, she looks like a really kind pony. How come she hasn't been made into a real pony?
Blazin': That's what annoys me. My creator makes a great drawing of a poney that doesn't exist as a real character, and she doesn't become real! And further more....*goes on yelling for three plus minutes*
Rainbow: *sees Blazin' yelling* He seems really mad. I better hold off on the game of tag!
Blazin:...and that's what really grinds my horseshoes!
Twilight and Celestia appear, dressed like news reporters, noticing his public outburst.
Celestia: My, that was some rage going on there. What was that about?
Blazin': Character drawing, made par creator of me, not real pony.
Luna at this point has duplicated the drawing to use to make into a real poney and taken off to work at it.
Twilight: The news crew is looking for someone to give the residents something they can relate to. And toi are perfect for it! We'll call your segment "What Grinds My Horseshoes". toi up for it? toi can vent about anything that annoys you. Games? I'm sure Button Mash can relate to that!
Blazin': I'm in. Where do I sign?
Celestia: Right here!
*Blazin' signs his name on the document*
Fluttershy: I'll be sure to see toi on TV. I'll tell Scorch you'll be on TV!
*Later*
Celestia and Twilight are delivering the news to Ponyville, while Blazin' sits waiting for his montrer to begin.
Twilight: toi ready?
Blazin': toi bet!
Luna is sitting in her room watching the show, almost done with making Brownie real. She would rejoindre Blue to surprise him.
And before Blazin' can begin his rant....
Brownie: I was told to rejoindre him here, to help him with anything he finds annoying.
Blazin': What the hay??
Brownie: Yes, the poney drawing toi saw. Luna made me real to help toi out. Wanna rant about things in games?
Blazin': toi bet! *looks at camera* Button, if your'e watching, your'e gonna be annoyed at the things toi too can find angering. Here we go. Wanna know what grinds my horseshoes? The computer of course, as in computer player. They cheat every time! How many times was I knocked off cliffs in Mario Kart Wii because the computer acted like a jerk? Too many times. If I could, I would jump in the game and take them out!
Button Mash: I know, right? It's so unfair how they win!
Brownie: I got something, too. What grinds my horseshoes? Cutters. I was in line getting coffee before I came here, and some impatient ponies cut in front of me. And now I'll address those who think they can get away with it. Try that again, and I'll send toi to nurse Redheart in a hand basket!
Trixie: Yikes! She seems so nice on TV! How does she know me? I had to ou I would be late for a game of magic tag, and i hate being late for anything!
Blazin': Nice work! I think we got through anything that made us upset for today. toi alright, Your Highness and Twilight?
*Both ducking down behind the bureau in fear* Y-yes, we're fine. I guess nice ponies can get aggressive! This is Ponyville News Network, we'll see toi suivant week!
Blazin' walks with Brownie to her house, which was suivant door to Twilight's house.
Blazin': toi are the kindest mare I ever met. I wish toi would've been created sooner! I should montrer toi around sometime. toi know anyone?
Brownie: I made Friends with Fluttershy, and that's it. Sure, toi can montrer me around. See toi tomorrow. Gotta get some shut-eye!
Blazin' heads home, amazed at how a drawn character can be made real.
Fluttershy: Hey, Blue, why'd toi stop?
Blazin': It's this drawing I came across. *levitates it so she and Luna can also see it*
Luna: That looks cool. Did toi draw that? This poney looks cute. Does she exist?
Blazin': I'm not sure-What? There's a signature. It reads "By Mark Bruce II". He's my creator!
Luna: This came from the real world!? That's not possible!
Fluttersy: Hm, she looks like a really kind pony. How come she hasn't been made into a real pony?
Blazin': That's what annoys me. My creator makes a great drawing of a poney that doesn't exist as a real character, and she doesn't become real! And further more....*goes on yelling for three plus minutes*
Rainbow: *sees Blazin' yelling* He seems really mad. I better hold off on the game of tag!
Blazin:...and that's what really grinds my horseshoes!
Twilight and Celestia appear, dressed like news reporters, noticing his public outburst.
Celestia: My, that was some rage going on there. What was that about?
Blazin': Character drawing, made par creator of me, not real pony.
Luna at this point has duplicated the drawing to use to make into a real poney and taken off to work at it.
Twilight: The news crew is looking for someone to give the residents something they can relate to. And toi are perfect for it! We'll call your segment "What Grinds My Horseshoes". toi up for it? toi can vent about anything that annoys you. Games? I'm sure Button Mash can relate to that!
Blazin': I'm in. Where do I sign?
Celestia: Right here!
*Blazin' signs his name on the document*
Fluttershy: I'll be sure to see toi on TV. I'll tell Scorch you'll be on TV!
*Later*
Celestia and Twilight are delivering the news to Ponyville, while Blazin' sits waiting for his montrer to begin.
Twilight: toi ready?
Blazin': toi bet!
Luna is sitting in her room watching the show, almost done with making Brownie real. She would rejoindre Blue to surprise him.
And before Blazin' can begin his rant....
Brownie: I was told to rejoindre him here, to help him with anything he finds annoying.
Blazin': What the hay??
Brownie: Yes, the poney drawing toi saw. Luna made me real to help toi out. Wanna rant about things in games?
Blazin': toi bet! *looks at camera* Button, if your'e watching, your'e gonna be annoyed at the things toi too can find angering. Here we go. Wanna know what grinds my horseshoes? The computer of course, as in computer player. They cheat every time! How many times was I knocked off cliffs in Mario Kart Wii because the computer acted like a jerk? Too many times. If I could, I would jump in the game and take them out!
Button Mash: I know, right? It's so unfair how they win!
Brownie: I got something, too. What grinds my horseshoes? Cutters. I was in line getting coffee before I came here, and some impatient ponies cut in front of me. And now I'll address those who think they can get away with it. Try that again, and I'll send toi to nurse Redheart in a hand basket!
Trixie: Yikes! She seems so nice on TV! How does she know me? I had to ou I would be late for a game of magic tag, and i hate being late for anything!
Blazin': Nice work! I think we got through anything that made us upset for today. toi alright, Your Highness and Twilight?
*Both ducking down behind the bureau in fear* Y-yes, we're fine. I guess nice ponies can get aggressive! This is Ponyville News Network, we'll see toi suivant week!
Blazin' walks with Brownie to her house, which was suivant door to Twilight's house.
Blazin': toi are the kindest mare I ever met. I wish toi would've been created sooner! I should montrer toi around sometime. toi know anyone?
Brownie: I made Friends with Fluttershy, and that's it. Sure, toi can montrer me around. See toi tomorrow. Gotta get some shut-eye!
Blazin' heads home, amazed at how a drawn character can be made real.
one of the most infamous and hated episodes of the show.... and for good reason, too.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, toi could supprimer the episode from the global, ensemble canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing plus than a waste of time and space.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, toi could supprimer the episode from the global, ensemble canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing plus than a waste of time and space.
THE suivant DAY:
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so toi can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse toi can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and toi two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so toi can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse toi can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and toi two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...