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posted by _Laugh_
The suivant day, Silver Tune and Coffee Crème sat together at a table, waiting for Snow Flake to arrive.

CC: Ehem. *raises eyebrow*
ST: What?
CC: Aren't toi forgetting something?
ST: *tilts head* Uhh..
CC: Yesterday, after school.
ST: What...?
CC: Prom. Decorations.
ST: *gasp* Coffee Crème! Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry, I forgot!
CC: *rolls eyes* Yes, yes, it's fine.

Snow Flake trotted to the two other ponies. She sat suivant to Coffee Crème, and glared at Silver Tune.

ST: Yes, I know. I forgot. I had stay helping with the decor-
SF: It's okay. Don't worry.
ST: So toi guys aren't mad?
CC: Nope. Not at all.
SF: Silver Tune. Can I ask toi a question?
ST: I don't know. Can you?
CC: *giggles* Do toi need ice for that burn?
ST: *laughs*
SF: *rolls eyes* Ha. Ha. Ha. Very funny.
ST: Sure. Go ahead.
SF: Are toi still sad about Strong Charger going out with Trixie?
ST: Well.. Kind of.

Coffee Crème tilted her head. She was confused. She looked at Trixie from a distance and growled.

CC: Shes also going out with Blue Beat.
SF: What? No. She's going out with Strong Charger.
CC: AND Blue Beat.
ST: She's.. Cheating..?
SF: Aw heck no. Why would she ever do that?!
CC: She's Trixie. Trixie does everything. *rolls eyes*
ST: I need to tell Strong Charger. *stands up*
CC: There he is. *points at lockers*
SF: Good luck, Silver Tune.
ST: Yeah.. Thanks. *walks toward Strong Charger*

Strong Charger shut his locker and grabbed his books. He turned around and saw Silver Tune.

SC: Uhh, Hey?
ST: Hey.. I guess.. *sigh* Look, Strong Charger, I need to tell toi something.
SC : Okay, what?
ST: Trixie is..
SC: Is what?
ST: *gulps* Is cheating on you.
SC: *rolls eyes* Look, Silver Tune. Just because I'm not going to the prom with you, does not mean toi can invent a dramatic lie.
ST: It's not a lie. I can pr-
SC: Keep it. You're wasting my time.
ST: Strong Charger, toi have to believe me.
SC: Why would I believe a liar?!
ST: I'm not lying!!!
SC: Trixie would never do such thing.
ST: Well. She did.
SC: *rolls eyes* Bye.
ST: Wait! Strong Charger! Please! I'm not lying..
SC: How do I know if you're not lying?
ST: A mare would never lie to her crush. *lowers head*
SC: I'm sorry Silver Tune. But, I just don't believe that lie. *walks away*
ST: Strong Charger.. Ugh...

Coffee Crème and Snow Flake galloped to Silver Tune. They were worried.

SF: What happened?!
ST: He didn't believe me.
CC: Are toi serious?
ST: *nods* Yeah.. I gotta go now. *gallops to cafeteria*
SF: Ugh. I'm going to have a word with Trixie.
CC: Not without me you're not.
SF: C'mon then.
CC: *looks around* There she is. *points at gym*
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
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added by LavenderLily
Source: To their rightful owners
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners... NOT ME
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... toi was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your cul, ass soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : toi right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until toi all shared it's magic with me!
When I was young I was too busy to make any friends, some silliness did not seem worth the effort it expands,
but my little ponies. toi opened up my eyes,
and now the truth's crystal clear, as splendid as summer skies,
and it's such a wonderful surprise,
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until toi all shared it's magic with me!
When danger...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen par Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no toi don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are toi kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to déplacer but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh toi from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this poney
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are toi doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did toi do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: toi sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will montrer toi them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: toi see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do toi think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, toi there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a rapporter of a poney trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the seconde story of Cendrillon II: Dreams Come True. I hope that toi will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny jour in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, ou just relaxing their jour away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other plus often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case toi are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a rue to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a poney get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the poney was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the orange stallion asked. "Our suivant target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are toi waiting for? Stab me if toi can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are toi doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, toi are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR Friends but i forgive toi now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed toi to do toi need any help dashy"
"ya can toi um(looks aroud) can toi clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back toi must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE toi SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are toi okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do toi have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do toi need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he a dit he was. Later, Score introduced her Friends to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, écriture another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made par Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This montrer was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor