My Little Poney Article: Ponies On The Rails episode 12 part 1

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Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 12

Bad Coffee

October 6, 1952

It was a wonderful jour in Cheyenne. The sun was setting, and Coffee Creme was getting close to finishing her work.

Coffee Creme: *walking to train yard*
Jeff: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hi Jeff.
Red Rose: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hello Red Rose.
Red Rose: Going accueil yet?
Coffee Creme: No, not yet. I've got to do some work with Gordon.
Red Rose: Oh yeah? What do toi have to do?
Coffee Creme: I gotta get a broken down engine into the servicing facility.
Red Rose: Ok. See toi later.
Coffee Creme: Thanks, bye. *walks to engine*
Gordon: *in cab of engine* Hello fuckface.
Coffee Creme: What? (Usually, ponies call me names, but not in a mean way.)
Gordon: Hurry up, and get this engine to the servicing facility.
Coffee Creme: (Maybe I should do it, just for the heck of it) Sure thing fuckface.
Gordon: *Laughing*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs into cab*
Gordon: *drives*

They pull the broken down engine to the servicing facility.

Gordon: This is it. Nice work bitch.
Coffee Creme: You're welcome fuckface *walks out of cab*
Jeff: Coffee Creme! I heard what toi called Gordon. That wasn't very nice.
Coffee Creme: Pfft, whatever. *walks away*
Jeff: Gordon. What did toi do to her?
Gordon: Nothing. I just called her fuckface, and-
Jeff: No. Unacceptable.
Coffee Creme: *returns to station*
Pete: See toi tomorrow Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Yes sir. (Fuckface) *laughs*

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Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 11

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Gordon, and Case biscuit salé, craquelin were being attacked par the Mexicans, and Fillydelphians in the pizzeria on Mane Ashbury. They were walking in an underground passage searching for a ladder to climb up.

Gordon: *Finds a ladder* This is it. *Climbs up*
Case Cracker: *Follows upwards, not saying anything*
Gordon: *Slowly opens manhill, and whispers* They're looking away from us. Follow me. *Sneaks over to a big garbage bin*
Case Cracker: *Reloads his shotgun while following Gordon*
Gordon: *Reloads his Stoner 63*
Izzy: toi two should come out now!!
Gordon: Idiots. The biggest idiots I ever met. *Points his...

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Fillydelphia gang was talking with each other in a building in Oatland.

Fillydelphia poney 93: Those Mexicans have been fighting with Case Cracker's gang.
Fillydelphia poney 15: And our attack on Case wasn't successful. What do we do?
Michael: We try again. Only this time, we succeed.

Next jour

Gordon: *Wakes up* 5 AM. I usually wake up at 6, but whatever.
Case Cracker: *stays asleep at home*
Gordon: *Starts lifting weights*
Case Cracker: *Gets up a couple hours later*
Jim: *Calling Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Picks up* Hello.
Jim: We have a problem Case! Call Gordon, and Sam, and tell them to get...

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Case Cracker, Gordon, and Sam drove their cars to the bar. They sat at a table, tableau watching the sports channel.

Case Cracker: Know if there's a game on tonight?
Gordon: Depends. Do toi like basketball?
Case Cracker: Yeah, sure I do.
Gordon: Then the Lakers are going against the Nets.
Case Cracker: Sounds good.
Sam: Alright. We'll watch the game as soon as it turns on.
Gordon: But for now, let's get drunk.
Case Cracker: Yeah.
Bartender: What will it be?
Case Cracker: Get me some whiskey.
Bartender: What about toi two?
Gordon: I'll take beer.
Sam: Scotch.

Meanwhile in Alameda.

Izzy: What happened?
Mexican...

1960 Part 16

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Pierce just entered a town called château Rock when his car got a flat tire.

Pierce: *Angry* Oh great. *Passes a sign* The nearest service station is a mile away. That's too far. Especially since I have a flat tire. *Goes onto the side of the road*

Karl left Vancouver just as Bob entered it.

Karl: After nearly getting stopped par the FBI, I'm just glad this Saratoga I got doesn't have any damage. *Enters Woodland*
Bob: *Driving through Vancouver* Who knew there was another town called Vancouver in Washington? You'd think toi were in Canada.

Pierce finally stopped at a service station in Castle...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 96 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 12, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:31 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Half an heure after work, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were with each other at a restaurant. This song was playing: link

Hawkeye: I ordered a hot dog ten minutes ago. Where is it?
Pete: That's not important right now. We still need to get those snowplows, and extra fuel for our engines.
Stylo: But how?
Pete: I think I know how. A train of fuel is going into Denver tomorrow from Los Angeles.
Hawkeye: We can take that without anypony noticing.
Stylo: We just steal it? Isn't that a little dangerous?
Pete: Not if...

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 6

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After leaving the drugstore, Gordon, and Case biscuit salé, craquelin were thinking about what to do next. They had no plus work, and had the rest of the jour off.

Gordon: So, what do toi want to do, now that we've got the rest of the jour off?
Case Cracker: Hmm..I heard those Wonderbolts will preform in San Fransicolt. But I don't know. What about toi and your mare friend?
Gordon: I could bring her with us. Would that be ok?
Case Cracker: Okay I guess..
Gordon: You'll have to sit in the back when we get her.
Case Cracker: I figured...Does she live far?
Gordon: Not really. She lives in Russian hill. It should take...

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What's your take, Canada24's verison... H.H.Homes & Pinkamena

posted by Canada24

Okay.. So I'm in Miami hotel.
Nothing else to do today..

Anyway.
Ever seen Haunted History.

You should, it's actually scary.

Anyway.
The one I'm watching one, and it's about the infamish H.H. Homes and how his brutally murdered victims haunted various areas, because they can't rest in peace sense it's unsaved cases, Homes is a evil genish.
Look him up.
He's a fuckin nightmare!

Anyway.
Watching Homes, makes cupcakes 50% scarier.

Because the idea of homes is, he's a nice and gets toi into seeing his hotel, and acts like a complete normal person.
But they secretly puts sleep gas into your bedroom.
And he...

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Sweet pomme Massicure Spoof PART 4

posted by Canada24

Warning. This will be one of most violent chapters. It's based on my favori death scene from SAW 2.. Please don't rapporter it though..

SOME TIME THE suivant DAY:
Unfortantly, AppleJack soon discovered Saten's body. Shocking her, and making her feel guilty about having been kinda mean to him most times.
Voice: toi shouldn't be here!
AJ: (jumps a bit and turns to see Big Mac) B Big Mac.. W What did toi do!?
Big Mac: He annoyed me. All those stories of him, it's unfair, I am WAY plus interesting than Saten Twist is, all HE is, is a easily angered douchebag.
AJ: (growls at him)
Big Mac: Don't look at me...

On The Block Episode 9 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as olive
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.

Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: toi think toi speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? toi don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that,...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game montrer wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure toi that no plus rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in seconde place with negative seventy...

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Never What Tia Wants

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Hello again. This is my seconde article here this month, shortly following one about Luna becoming Nightmare Moon. I humbly ask that toi look at it. ^.^ (You will get all the hugz!) And this, like the 1,000 years one I made forever ago, is just an article of lyrics and moments. *Mwah*! Oh, yes. Bold print means it's both sisters.

I remember the nights we spent under city lights, this feelings got the best of me. We were floating along to the sounds of a dead end town, but now that's just a memory.

I remember the times me and Tia actually spent time together. The times when we could forget we...

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