posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon was in the Cheyenne Jailhouse.
Gordon: Do toi always say the same thing to a poney 75 times in a row?
Police officer: Hey, shut the fuck up in there.
Gordon: What did I do?! I start a club, then get arrested for having things for the club, and now I'm getting in trouble for being bothered par another pony?!!?!?!?!?
Police: toi were talking.
Gordon: He was talking too!!
Police: Hello Bob.
Gordon: What the fuck?
Police: Watch your language loser!
Gordon: toi just told me to shut the fuck up!
Police: No I didn't *walks away*
Gordon: I'm pretty sure toi did!
Police: I never say anything cruel to anypony.
At the entrance of the jailhouse.
Pete: Excuse me. Is there anypony here named Gordon? I'd like to bail him out.
Police pony: That'll be Fourty dollars, and twelve bits.
Pete: *pays officer*
Gordon: *sees Pete*
Police pony: Ok Gordon. toi can go now.
Gordon: Yes! Thank toi *runs away*
Pete: Wait up! *chases Gordon*
Gordon, and Pete soon got back at the station
Gordon: Thank toi for getting me out of there!
Pete: No problem, but toi gotta do me a favor.
Gordon: What's that?
Pete: Get rid of your secret unicorn club. It sounds stupid.
Gordon: But it's great. We have drinks, cook outs, and-
Pete: toi got arrested for it.
Gordon: All I wanted was some peace, and quiet!
Pete: Well all toi had to do was simply ask.
Gordon: Simply asking makes my head hurt.
Pete: Well that's something you'll have to deal with. There are sometimes when toi have to think of others. If toi keep thinking about yourself, you're not just hurting everyone's feelings, but you're also hurting yourself.
Gordon: How so?
Pete: You're hurting yourself par getting rid of all the ponies toi care about.
Gordon: And those are?
Pete: Screw it. Why do I even bother to be around you? *walks away*
Gordon: Now I know the feeling *walks away*
Gordon went to everypony
Gordon: I wanna apologize for being mean to you. Can toi all forgive me?
Gordon: Holy shit! I just apologized!
Jeff: *laughs* Just joking with toi Gordon. Of course we forgive you.
Hawkeye: toi may be an asshole at times, but deep down, you're a good pony.
Coffee Creme: I still don't understand why toi hate steam engines.
Gordon: I don't hate them, I just think diesels are better.
Hawkeye: Well, let me just say that these steam engines will never be replaced!
Ten years later
Hawkeye: *sees diesels* Great. Ten years ago, I a dit some things that would eventually become a lie.
On the suivant episode of ponies on the rails
Bartholomew conducts Hawkeye's train.