It was another bright morning in San Franciscolt. A group of happy colts, and fillies were getting ready to go to school on the bus, when the bus driver stopped at the bus stop. Then that's when Scorpio arrived.
Bus driver: Come on in children.
Scorpio: And stallion! Ok, take me to a phone booth.
Bus Driver: I can't sir. I gotta take these kids to school
Scorpio: Either toi do as I say, ou I get my gun to have toi fired.
Bus Driver: Fuck. *drives*
Scorpio: salut kids, I'm going along with you. Who wants to sing a song? Old Mcdonald had a farm
kids: EIEIO.
Scorpio: And on his farm he had a duck.
kids: EIEIO
At the SFPD Headquarters... Again.
Harry: *parks car*
Russian cop: The captain wants toi in his office now.
Harry: Great. *walks to captain's office*
Captain: Oh good, you're hear. I have Scorpio on the phone.
Harry: Hello?
Scorpio: toi listen well toi sonovaprick. I'm on my way to the airport. I have a busload of colts, and fillies. If any cop tries to interfere. They all die.
Bus driver: I wanna say something.
Scorpio: Sure
Bus Driver: It wasn't my fault, he came in with a gun-
Scorpio: Shut up. Now we gotta go *hangs up*
Harry: Well what do we do?
Captain: Nothing.
Harry: toi mean you're going to let that guy kidnap several little ponies?
Captain: We have to, and if toi interfere with him, you're fired!
Harry: Fine. Just gonna go do my patrol
On the Golden Neigh Bridge
Bus Driver: *driving*
Scorpio: Row row row your boat, gently down the stream
kids: Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream.
Bus Driver: (If only they knew what was happening.)
fat colt: Excuse me sir. Can toi tell us where you're going?
Scorpio: The airport. Now keep singing! Row row row your boat-
fat colt: Why are we going there?
Scorpio: Quit asking me questions! *hits colt* Now sing! row row row your bateau gently down the stream!!
fat colt: I wanna go home.
Scorpio: Be Quiet!! Row row row your bateau gently down the stream!! And turn right there.
bus driver: *prepares to turn right*
Scorpio: NOT HERE!! The suivant one
bus driver: *takes suivant turn*
Harry: *standing on bridge*
Scorpio: How did he get there?
Harry: *waiting*
bus driver: *slows down*
Scorpio: Come on toi stupid green Fillys, déplacer faster.
Harry: *jumps on bus*
Scorpio: AAHHH! After I told him NO COPS!!!! *takes over bus*
Kids: *scream*
Scorpio: *hits car*
driving pony: *honks horn*
Scorpio: *pushes car off road*
Harry: *hanging on*
Scorpio: Get over here, and drive!! *grabs gun*
filly: It's a gun!! aAH!!
Scorpio: *shoots through ceiling*
Harry: *dodges bullets*
kids: *screaming*
bus driver: *spins out through gate*
Scorpio: toi idiot!
bus driver: *hits pile of gravel*
Harry: *flies into gravel*
Scorpio: *runs out of bus*
Harry: *follows*
Scorpio: *runs into building*
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Scorpio: *dodges bullet, then jumps on conveyor belt*
Harry: *follows*
Scorpio: *takes cover*
Harry: *shoots again*
Scorpio: *returns fire, then runs*
Harry: *follows*
Scorpio: *pushes worker*
Worker: Hey, watch where you're going bitch!
Harry: *follows*
They soon got to a lake, where a little poulain, colt was fishing
Scorpio: *kidnaps colt*
Harry: *stops*
Scorpio: Drop that gun, ou the poulain, colt dies
Harry: *does nothing*
Scorpio: I'm not bluffing toi peice of hell! Drop the gun!!
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Colt: *runs*
Scorpio: *reaches for gun*
Harry: Uh uh. I know what you're thinking punk. Did he feu six shots ou only five? To tell toi the truth I Lost track myself after all this excitement. Being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off. toi gotta ask yourself a question. Do I Feel Lucky?
Scorpio: *lays on ground*
Harry: Well do toi punk?!
Scorpio: *reaches for gun*
Harry: *kills Scorpio*
Scorpio: *falls into lake*
Harry knew he was going to get fired, so he took his police badge, and threw it far away on the other side of the lake. Then, he walked. Away from the criminal he just killed, but possibly into another story.
The End
Bus driver: Come on in children.
Scorpio: And stallion! Ok, take me to a phone booth.
Bus Driver: I can't sir. I gotta take these kids to school
Scorpio: Either toi do as I say, ou I get my gun to have toi fired.
Bus Driver: Fuck. *drives*
Scorpio: salut kids, I'm going along with you. Who wants to sing a song? Old Mcdonald had a farm
kids: EIEIO.
Scorpio: And on his farm he had a duck.
kids: EIEIO
At the SFPD Headquarters... Again.
Harry: *parks car*
Russian cop: The captain wants toi in his office now.
Harry: Great. *walks to captain's office*
Captain: Oh good, you're hear. I have Scorpio on the phone.
Harry: Hello?
Scorpio: toi listen well toi sonovaprick. I'm on my way to the airport. I have a busload of colts, and fillies. If any cop tries to interfere. They all die.
Bus driver: I wanna say something.
Scorpio: Sure
Bus Driver: It wasn't my fault, he came in with a gun-
Scorpio: Shut up. Now we gotta go *hangs up*
Harry: Well what do we do?
Captain: Nothing.
Harry: toi mean you're going to let that guy kidnap several little ponies?
Captain: We have to, and if toi interfere with him, you're fired!
Harry: Fine. Just gonna go do my patrol
On the Golden Neigh Bridge
Bus Driver: *driving*
Scorpio: Row row row your boat, gently down the stream
kids: Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream.
Bus Driver: (If only they knew what was happening.)
fat colt: Excuse me sir. Can toi tell us where you're going?
Scorpio: The airport. Now keep singing! Row row row your boat-
fat colt: Why are we going there?
Scorpio: Quit asking me questions! *hits colt* Now sing! row row row your bateau gently down the stream!!
fat colt: I wanna go home.
Scorpio: Be Quiet!! Row row row your bateau gently down the stream!! And turn right there.
bus driver: *prepares to turn right*
Scorpio: NOT HERE!! The suivant one
bus driver: *takes suivant turn*
Harry: *standing on bridge*
Scorpio: How did he get there?
Harry: *waiting*
bus driver: *slows down*
Scorpio: Come on toi stupid green Fillys, déplacer faster.
Harry: *jumps on bus*
Scorpio: AAHHH! After I told him NO COPS!!!! *takes over bus*
Kids: *scream*
Scorpio: *hits car*
driving pony: *honks horn*
Scorpio: *pushes car off road*
Harry: *hanging on*
Scorpio: Get over here, and drive!! *grabs gun*
filly: It's a gun!! aAH!!
Scorpio: *shoots through ceiling*
Harry: *dodges bullets*
kids: *screaming*
bus driver: *spins out through gate*
Scorpio: toi idiot!
bus driver: *hits pile of gravel*
Harry: *flies into gravel*
Scorpio: *runs out of bus*
Harry: *follows*
Scorpio: *runs into building*
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Scorpio: *dodges bullet, then jumps on conveyor belt*
Harry: *follows*
Scorpio: *takes cover*
Harry: *shoots again*
Scorpio: *returns fire, then runs*
Harry: *follows*
Scorpio: *pushes worker*
Worker: Hey, watch where you're going bitch!
Harry: *follows*
They soon got to a lake, where a little poulain, colt was fishing
Scorpio: *kidnaps colt*
Harry: *stops*
Scorpio: Drop that gun, ou the poulain, colt dies
Harry: *does nothing*
Scorpio: I'm not bluffing toi peice of hell! Drop the gun!!
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Colt: *runs*
Scorpio: *reaches for gun*
Harry: Uh uh. I know what you're thinking punk. Did he feu six shots ou only five? To tell toi the truth I Lost track myself after all this excitement. Being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off. toi gotta ask yourself a question. Do I Feel Lucky?
Scorpio: *lays on ground*
Harry: Well do toi punk?!
Scorpio: *reaches for gun*
Harry: *kills Scorpio*
Scorpio: *falls into lake*
Harry knew he was going to get fired, so he took his police badge, and threw it far away on the other side of the lake. Then, he walked. Away from the criminal he just killed, but possibly into another story.
The End
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Pinkie pie: what are toi doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild animaux and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt par them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild animaux and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt par them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued