Pinkie, and Fluttershy rushed into the stallion's room where Bartholomew was taking a shower, but somehow fell asleep.
Pinkie Pie: Mr Perfect?
Fluttershy: The 55th?
Bartholomew: *sleeping*
Pinkie Pie: *opens door* Wake up, this is important.
Bartholomew: *wakes up* AAAHHHHH!!! *falls asleep again*
Fluttershy: Bart?
Bartholomew: *wakes up* Don't call me that. What do toi want?
Pinkie Pie: We heard toi have an aunt that lives in Santa Rosita.
Bartholomew: I do?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. She sent us to take toi to her. We gotta fly there.
And speaking of flying
Pilot: *flying plane*
Spike: *looks at traffic*
driver: *honks horn*
Spike: All the cars are going faster! Can't we get plus speed?!
Pilot: Going fast uses plus fuel, and will cost extra!
Spike: How much?!
Pilot: $50!
Spike: I'll pay when we land!
Pilot: NOW
Spike: What?
Pilot: toi have to pay NOW
Spike: Fine
Rarity: *screams* There's a bug on the windshield! GET IT!!
Spike: *breaks window*
Pilot: Hey! You're damaging my aircraft.
Sean: *ties up Twilight* That will teach toi to prevent us from kissing.
Twilight: Man, if toi crash don't say I didn't warn ya.
arc en ciel Dash: Whatever *gets in car*
Sean: *drives*
arc en ciel Dash: Uh, did toi remember to put air in that deflated tire?
deflated tire: *falls off*
Sean: Nope.
Twilight: *breaks free*
Mirage: *stops* Ma'am, are toi alright?
Twilight: You!
Mirage: You!
Twilight: toi gotta help, Sean & arc en ciel Dash tied me up to a tree, and attacked me!
Mirage: Gentlecolts never slap a mare! toi may be annoying, but I'll help you.
Twilight: Man, I ain't annoyin!
Further up the road
Sam: *driving*
old pony: Hey! STOP
Sam: *stops* What's the matter?
old pony: It's my wife! She's sick, I need to get to her, and my bus broke down!
Sam: Yeah yeah, I'll help get in
old pony: *gets in*
Sam: *drives* This road is bumpy! No wonder your wife got sick.
Back at the police station
Culpepper: *calls his wife*
??: Hello?
Culpepper: Billy Sue, it's your dad sweetheart. Could toi get your mom on the line?
BS: Sure.
Wife: Hello?
Culpepper: Honey, I did it!
Wife: Did what?
Culpepper: I solved the Robbin' Bob case.
Wife: Now what the buck is the Robbin Bob case?
Culpepper: The case I've been trying to solve for 15 years. It's over, I'll get paid a lot of money, and we'll go on a vacation.
Wife: Will Billy Sue come with us?
Culpepper: NO! Just the two of us.
Back to Sam, again.
Sam: HOLD IT! This colline is too steep!
old pony: Oh shut up, my Bus can go up this hill.
Sam: Alright. Here we go *drives down hill* This will be a pain to go back up.
old pony: Ok, that's far enough. Thank toi
Sam: Your welcome *drives away*
colt: *watching*
Sam: *floors it up hill*
Sam's car almost made it up, but it wouldn't go any further. Pretty soon, it went back down
Sam: For Celestia's sake! *hits dashboard* There has to be another way to the main road!!!
colt: I can montrer toi a way to the main road
Sam: toi can? Where?
colt: I'll montrer you.
Sam: Alright. Get in my car, and you'll get a dollar.
colt: 3 dollars.
Sam: Oh fine *mumbles*
2 B continued
Pinkie Pie: Mr Perfect?
Fluttershy: The 55th?
Bartholomew: *sleeping*
Pinkie Pie: *opens door* Wake up, this is important.
Bartholomew: *wakes up* AAAHHHHH!!! *falls asleep again*
Fluttershy: Bart?
Bartholomew: *wakes up* Don't call me that. What do toi want?
Pinkie Pie: We heard toi have an aunt that lives in Santa Rosita.
Bartholomew: I do?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. She sent us to take toi to her. We gotta fly there.
And speaking of flying
Pilot: *flying plane*
Spike: *looks at traffic*
driver: *honks horn*
Spike: All the cars are going faster! Can't we get plus speed?!
Pilot: Going fast uses plus fuel, and will cost extra!
Spike: How much?!
Pilot: $50!
Spike: I'll pay when we land!
Pilot: NOW
Spike: What?
Pilot: toi have to pay NOW
Spike: Fine
Rarity: *screams* There's a bug on the windshield! GET IT!!
Spike: *breaks window*
Pilot: Hey! You're damaging my aircraft.
Sean: *ties up Twilight* That will teach toi to prevent us from kissing.
Twilight: Man, if toi crash don't say I didn't warn ya.
arc en ciel Dash: Whatever *gets in car*
Sean: *drives*
arc en ciel Dash: Uh, did toi remember to put air in that deflated tire?
deflated tire: *falls off*
Sean: Nope.
Twilight: *breaks free*
Mirage: *stops* Ma'am, are toi alright?
Twilight: You!
Mirage: You!
Twilight: toi gotta help, Sean & arc en ciel Dash tied me up to a tree, and attacked me!
Mirage: Gentlecolts never slap a mare! toi may be annoying, but I'll help you.
Twilight: Man, I ain't annoyin!
Further up the road
Sam: *driving*
old pony: Hey! STOP
Sam: *stops* What's the matter?
old pony: It's my wife! She's sick, I need to get to her, and my bus broke down!
Sam: Yeah yeah, I'll help get in
old pony: *gets in*
Sam: *drives* This road is bumpy! No wonder your wife got sick.
Back at the police station
Culpepper: *calls his wife*
??: Hello?
Culpepper: Billy Sue, it's your dad sweetheart. Could toi get your mom on the line?
BS: Sure.
Wife: Hello?
Culpepper: Honey, I did it!
Wife: Did what?
Culpepper: I solved the Robbin' Bob case.
Wife: Now what the buck is the Robbin Bob case?
Culpepper: The case I've been trying to solve for 15 years. It's over, I'll get paid a lot of money, and we'll go on a vacation.
Wife: Will Billy Sue come with us?
Culpepper: NO! Just the two of us.
Back to Sam, again.
Sam: HOLD IT! This colline is too steep!
old pony: Oh shut up, my Bus can go up this hill.
Sam: Alright. Here we go *drives down hill* This will be a pain to go back up.
old pony: Ok, that's far enough. Thank toi
Sam: Your welcome *drives away*
colt: *watching*
Sam: *floors it up hill*
Sam's car almost made it up, but it wouldn't go any further. Pretty soon, it went back down
Sam: For Celestia's sake! *hits dashboard* There has to be another way to the main road!!!
colt: I can montrer toi a way to the main road
Sam: toi can? Where?
colt: I'll montrer you.
Sam: Alright. Get in my car, and you'll get a dollar.
colt: 3 dollars.
Sam: Oh fine *mumbles*
2 B continued
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This is pretty much my opinion on the prettiest characters. This liste may ou may not surprise you
Enjoy
10) Applejack
9) Rarity
8) Gilda
7) arc en ciel Dash
6) Twilight Sparkle
5) Trixie
4) Fluttershy
3) Princess Celesta
2) Zecora
1) Princess Luna