toi may not believe this, but this is how Derpy was born.
It all started in Frenchtown New Jersey, a quaint little city, with many friendly people, right suivant to the delware river. However on the other side of Frenchtown was a place in Pennsylvania taken over par the Japanese military. It found a new weapon that can make people unborn when they do a certain thing.
Two soldiers, Suzanne, and Josh were assigned to destroy a bridge in the Pennsy side of the delaware river, then return to Washington D.C once the mission was done.
Suzanne: What are we destroying this bridge for?
Josh: So the japanese cannot get into Frenchtown.
Suzanne: They'll find a way once we destroy it.
Josh: It's just going to buy us some time. Once they get past, they'll have defenses to attack.
Suzanne: This isn't worth it. *runs*
Josh: Get back here private!
Suzanne: No
Josh: Do as I say, ou you'll die!
Japanese captain: feu the unborn weapon
Japanese Corporal: *shoots Suzanne*
Suzanne: *falls*
Josh: toi japanese fucks! *shoots corporal*
Captain: *grabs rpg* Sayōnara. *shoots Josh*
After that U.S helicopters arrived, and the Japanese retreated.
Suzanne: *wakes up* Where am I? Josh?
Josh: Hello asshole. toi happy? I'm dead now.
Suzanne: Then how are you-
Josh: I'm in your imagination. Now listen, don't go over the delaware river. That's what the japs want toi to do so that you'll be unborn.
Suzanne: I have to though.
Josh: Obviously toi don't understand. If toi traverser, croix the delaware river, you'll be unborn!
Suzanne: I don't care. I can't even remember what my name is, I've gone cross-eyed, and-
Josh: Don't do it
Suzanne: I WANT MUFFINS! *walks toward bridge*
Josh: Ok, so toi really can't remember your own name?
Suzanne: Yup. Infact, I can't remember anything.
Josh: Alright. Your name is Derpy.
Suzanne: I l’amour that name!
Josh: Good, because that's who toi are.
Suzanne: What about my last name?
Josh: Uh let's see here, *looks at feet* Feet.
Suzanne: Derpy Feet! I l’amour it!
Josh: Great. So toi really wanna traverser, croix the delware?
Suzanne: I have to. I'm gonna get some muffins!
Josh: Alright, but if toi get any closer to the other side, toi get younger.
Suzanne: Really? How old am i now?
Josh: 50. Now about toi being unborn.
Suzanne: *gets on bridge* I wonder what kind of muffins they have. ou maybe even..
Josh: As I was saying.
Suzanne: BUBBLES!
Josh: Will toi stop talking?! That'll make toi unborn before toi even get across, and there's something important I have to tell you.
Suzanne: *nods head*
Josh: When toi do become unborn, there's a possibility that you'll be reborn, but as a different species in a different world.
Suzanne: Whatever, let's just get muffins.
Josh: Keep talking, and it won't happen. Right now toi are 35. Let's keep going.
Suzanne: *continues walking*
Josh. 33. 32
Suzanne: Why are toi counting?
Josh: Twenty two.
Suzanne: sorry.
Josh: 12. Almost there. 11
Suzanne: *walks*
Josh: 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. And..
Suzanne: *gets into Frenchtown*
Josh: you're unborn.
Meanwhile in Equestria.
Nurse: Sir, your new poulain is here.
Hungry: What is it?
Nurse: It's a filly!
Hungry: Alright.
Wife: She has the same color mane as you.
Hungry: And the fur.
Nurse: What will toi name your foal?
Derpy: derp.
hungry: Derpy.
And that's how Derpy was born. She was always having fun, even when she broke the rules.
The End.
It all started in Frenchtown New Jersey, a quaint little city, with many friendly people, right suivant to the delware river. However on the other side of Frenchtown was a place in Pennsylvania taken over par the Japanese military. It found a new weapon that can make people unborn when they do a certain thing.
Two soldiers, Suzanne, and Josh were assigned to destroy a bridge in the Pennsy side of the delaware river, then return to Washington D.C once the mission was done.
Suzanne: What are we destroying this bridge for?
Josh: So the japanese cannot get into Frenchtown.
Suzanne: They'll find a way once we destroy it.
Josh: It's just going to buy us some time. Once they get past, they'll have defenses to attack.
Suzanne: This isn't worth it. *runs*
Josh: Get back here private!
Suzanne: No
Josh: Do as I say, ou you'll die!
Japanese captain: feu the unborn weapon
Japanese Corporal: *shoots Suzanne*
Suzanne: *falls*
Josh: toi japanese fucks! *shoots corporal*
Captain: *grabs rpg* Sayōnara. *shoots Josh*
After that U.S helicopters arrived, and the Japanese retreated.
Suzanne: *wakes up* Where am I? Josh?
Josh: Hello asshole. toi happy? I'm dead now.
Suzanne: Then how are you-
Josh: I'm in your imagination. Now listen, don't go over the delaware river. That's what the japs want toi to do so that you'll be unborn.
Suzanne: I have to though.
Josh: Obviously toi don't understand. If toi traverser, croix the delaware river, you'll be unborn!
Suzanne: I don't care. I can't even remember what my name is, I've gone cross-eyed, and-
Josh: Don't do it
Suzanne: I WANT MUFFINS! *walks toward bridge*
Josh: Ok, so toi really can't remember your own name?
Suzanne: Yup. Infact, I can't remember anything.
Josh: Alright. Your name is Derpy.
Suzanne: I l’amour that name!
Josh: Good, because that's who toi are.
Suzanne: What about my last name?
Josh: Uh let's see here, *looks at feet* Feet.
Suzanne: Derpy Feet! I l’amour it!
Josh: Great. So toi really wanna traverser, croix the delware?
Suzanne: I have to. I'm gonna get some muffins!
Josh: Alright, but if toi get any closer to the other side, toi get younger.
Suzanne: Really? How old am i now?
Josh: 50. Now about toi being unborn.
Suzanne: *gets on bridge* I wonder what kind of muffins they have. ou maybe even..
Josh: As I was saying.
Suzanne: BUBBLES!
Josh: Will toi stop talking?! That'll make toi unborn before toi even get across, and there's something important I have to tell you.
Suzanne: *nods head*
Josh: When toi do become unborn, there's a possibility that you'll be reborn, but as a different species in a different world.
Suzanne: Whatever, let's just get muffins.
Josh: Keep talking, and it won't happen. Right now toi are 35. Let's keep going.
Suzanne: *continues walking*
Josh. 33. 32
Suzanne: Why are toi counting?
Josh: Twenty two.
Suzanne: sorry.
Josh: 12. Almost there. 11
Suzanne: *walks*
Josh: 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. And..
Suzanne: *gets into Frenchtown*
Josh: you're unborn.
Meanwhile in Equestria.
Nurse: Sir, your new poulain is here.
Hungry: What is it?
Nurse: It's a filly!
Hungry: Alright.
Wife: She has the same color mane as you.
Hungry: And the fur.
Nurse: What will toi name your foal?
Derpy: derp.
hungry: Derpy.
And that's how Derpy was born. She was always having fun, even when she broke the rules.
The End.
This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail ou will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My cœur, coeur is pure (her cœur, coeur is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail ou will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My cœur, coeur is pure (her cœur, coeur is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
1, 2, 3
1, 2, 3
I don't wanna change you
I don't wanna make toi different
I'm happy with the way it is
And the way it isn't
We fit like puzzle pieces
In a perfect way
Don't go seein' raindrops
On a sunny day
Oh, i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take toi from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now
I wish toi saw yourself
The way i've always seen you
You're so much stronger now
For all you've been through
I don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take toi from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now
Together
Is better
You're my best friend forever
Together
Whatever
May come my way, i say
That i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take toi from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now
1, 2, 3
I don't wanna change you
I don't wanna make toi different
I'm happy with the way it is
And the way it isn't
We fit like puzzle pieces
In a perfect way
Don't go seein' raindrops
On a sunny day
Oh, i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take toi from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now
I wish toi saw yourself
The way i've always seen you
You're so much stronger now
For all you've been through
I don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take toi from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now
Together
Is better
You're my best friend forever
Together
Whatever
May come my way, i say
That i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take toi from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now