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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh toi from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are toi doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did toi do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: toi sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes Con toward door*
Con: *opens door*
Russian pony: Whoa *nearly falls out*
Con: *hits russian*
Nightmare moon: *gives russian parachute*
Russian: *falls out*
Con: Where did he get that?
Nightmare moon: *pushes Con out of plane*
Con: *falls*
Nightmare moon: *puts on parachute*
Con: *spots russian*
Russian pony: *falling 100 miles an hour*
Con: *falls faster*
Russian pony: Wat?!
Con: *hits russian*
Russian pony: *kicks Con*
Con: *grabs parachute*
Nightmare moon: *jumps out of plane*
Russian pony: toi can't have it!
Con: Why not?
Russian pony: Because then I'll die!
Con: good *takes parachute*
Russian pony: NOOOOO!!!
Con: *puts on parachute*
Nightmare moon: *falling toward Con*
Con: 0_o
Nightmare moon: *grabs Con*
Con: *deploys parachute*
Nightmare moon: Damn! Almost had him! *pulls string* Well at least I have wings. *flies away*
Con: Thank god she's gone

Fillies & Gentlecolts, I present to toi the 9th Con Mane story, Nightmare Moonraker

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Russians.......................................Bad guys
Germans........................................Good guys
Princess Luna.................................Nightmare Moon
Twilight Sparkle...............................Twilight Goodhead
Pinkie Pie.........................................P
Spike................................................S
Fenix Lighter & canard, drake Hugo.............Theirselves

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posted by mariofan14
Pinkie Pie, along with Trixie, ventured into the Everfree Forest in hopes of finding both Pound and citrouille Cake before their parents find out they were gone. It was going to be a long and hard quest, for there was a lot of danger inside the forest. Would two ponies really survive in the wilderness? It's time to see...

Both Pinkie and Trixie had walked through a lot of places inside the forest without taking the wrong step, because Trixie had been using her navigation skills for help. From Froggybottom Bog to the Ursa's cave, they kept on going, and going, and going... But they meet a dead end...
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I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", a dit Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed par the château and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", a dit Queen Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every poney in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...
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posted by mariofan14
After a lot of work for-a the forgiveness party, Pinkie Pie had everything prepared for-a the occasion. She-a then began inviting everypony to-a the occasion, including Gilda, but she-a had to-a apologize to the Ponyville citizens for-a the trouble she-a caused to them. They-a then forgave her and trust her. What's there to-a not forgive, huh?

Anyways, the party needed one plus guest: arc en ciel Dash. "Are we gonna have a good time ou what?" Gilda asked. Of course we are, Gilda!" a dit Pinkie Pie. "Dashie would never want to miss any party being thrown par me ou anypony else!" Everypony was eager...
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posted by mariofan14
As-a we catch up on-a the griffon, we-a also see arc en ciel Dash chasing her, but also being as silent as-a can be. The griffon then makes a stop, but where? An pomme cart, the exact one she-a a volé, étole from, but-a why? She had to-a pay for-a what she-a took. Slowly, but surely, Rainbow's suspicion grew.

Along came Pinkie Pie, who-a was trotting along down
the bustling town streets, until she-a bumped into Gilda. "AAAAHHHHH!!!" She-a ran away, but-a Gilda went after her, and-a the arc en ciel pegasus flies after the griffon, still being silent.

Gilda soon got a hold of-a Pinkie Pie. "What do toi want from...
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The beginning of this story starts with a song. It will go back to Fluttershy's perspective in the suivant part.
.....
Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No poney shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings


Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic


Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every poney shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme


Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
ou else Pony-
ville will be doomed

*makes it out of Everfree forest*

Q.C.
*arrives at arc en ciel Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....

Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....

Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
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posted by drwhoovesluvr
My Little Pony: Friendship is magic 
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)

Derpy:
 Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved par many. I made them laugh. Then one jour I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong. 
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony. 
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)

Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!

Derpy:
Wha-?

Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that salut apologized! She's giving toi a muffin boutique right suivant to my petit gâteau, cupcake shop!  OMG and toi get to have me throw toi a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
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The suivant day, I was feeling much better. I still couldn't fly because of my wing, though. So I just stayed in my house and played with Angel. "I wish my wing would heal already, Angel."

"I think I could help." Twilight Sparkle came in.


I turned to face her. "What do toi mean?"

"I know a spell that could heal your wing."

"Really? Do it! Do it, please!"

"Okay, okay." Twilight closed her eyes and her horn started to glow.

I saw my left wing glow, too. "It's working!" I started flapping my wings together. "Thank you, Twilight!"

"You're wel-"

I flew out of my house at lightning speed. "Must. Find....
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Lightning was striking below. Thank Celestia all the ponies were sûr, sans danger inside. I was flying close enough to feel the heat of the lightning. To hear the loudness of the thunder. I loved it. Just then I got a brilliant idea. I remember AJ a dit that it was too dangerous to stay at pomme Acres because of the trees; so I decided to run through the Everfree Forest! It's, like I a dit before, brilliant! I landed at the the entrance of it. "Bring it on", I a dit to myself. I started running through the forest as fast as I could, lightning bolts striking a few trees that were in front of me.

Not dangerous...
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First things first, thank toi to anyone who reads this. Okay, so this is a continuation of The Journey of the New Brony article I wrote a few weeks back. So, while watching Dragon Quest, I noticed even plus similarities between the events of the episode and the common new brony's experiences. Let me once again make them into a list. But because this is part 2, remember that the person is already a brony.

1. toi go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and toi admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. toi try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. toi do prove it.
6. toi hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, ou fans of ponies.
8. toi discover who your true Friends are through ponies.

Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best articles I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.
posted by whiteclaw
"This is it, our first ration!!!" cried Sweetie Belle. They searched the area for traps and mines, punks would often set up these so they could get rid of any theives trying to steal they`re rations. "Are toi sure this is a real one this time?" asked Appleloom. "It has to be, let`s hope for good luck." she a dit with hope.




They opened the black and blue box, hoping it wouldn`t activate a trap. "THERE THEY ARE!!! KILL `EM, FOR THE CAVE!!!" Scootaloo grabbed the box and ran, BOOM!!! a smoke mine went off choking Scootaloo. She fell to the ground, still cluching the box in between her hooves....
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
"This is the only place I imagine they could be..." Rarity explained as they walked up to Fluttershy's cottage. Twilight opened the door, without knocking. The problem didn't call for "politeness". Inside they saw Applebloom, but screamed at what they saw. It looked as if Applebloom was missing something. Her head. At the sound of the scream, Applebloom quickly raised her head off the ground, and turned to the door entrance. Twilight and Rarity's screams quickly faded, seeing as Applebloom's head was still in-tact with her body, just at an angle where they couldn't see it. Fluttershy then flew...
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Fellow Bronies and Pegasisters, hear me be. I have an idea for a new series of fanfics, but I want to hear your opinion from it.

I know that there already is a fanfic with the horrors of War with Ponies out there, but I want to write another fic with War in it. Now, what I want to hear is, is this a great idea, ou is it plain plagiarism?

It's an issue that keeps on bugging me. For the ones who want to know what the story is going to be like, let's just say that some Humans find the Portal to Equestria and that they don't have good intentions for the inhabitants of that world. Now, it's not going...
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So, I've been thinking of this for a while, but now I'm gonna put it into words. In the episode Read It and Weep, there are many comparisons to be made between arc en ciel Dash and a new brony's journeys. Let me explain with a generic model that fits both stories.

1. A trusted friend suggests toi try a form of entertainment that toi normally wouldn't try.
2. After much thought, toi reluctantly give in.
3. toi begin to get interested, and realize that toi enjoy it.
4. toi feel embaressed and hide it from your friends.
5. toi find yourself partaking in it any chance toi get, and when toi aren't doing...
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Chapter 7: Twilight Sparkle
    I wistfully watched as Spring hurried away. “And she seemed like such a sweet girl…” Rarity sighed.
    “We need to get away, fast.” arc en ciel nodded at the now-stirring Trixie. So we shot away, our hooves pounding on the ground.
    We found shelter in a hollow boulder in the middle of the forest where the village was. Rarity’s eyes flashed briefly. She hated boulders, ever since that Tom incident…
    “It’ll have to do for now, I suppose,” she muttered as she sat...
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The Mayor stood behind the curtain, waiting for it to lift up. She had donné many speeches before, but a speech about murders? She had spoken to her citizens about disasters in the past. But nothing to this extent.



CRASH!!! "Derpy! What did I tell toi about coming behind stage? You`re supposed to lift the curtain not handle the stage lights." snapped the Mayor. "I`m sorry, I dun`t know wat da problem es?!" replied the Pegasus. Then she lifted the curtaon as she was instructed.



The crowd cheered and applauded, as the Mayor made her way to the podium. She took a deep breath, and grabbed her...
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posted by Tawnyjay
DEWY SHINE

Dewy Shine is a very smart and resourceful pegasus. She cares a lot about what others think of her intelligence, and is very offended if anyone questions her. She's mostly nice, but if toi insult her intellect...

MIDNIGHT OWL

Midnight Owl is very quiet and sweet. She is the assistant to Princess Luna, and is very easily stressed out and depressed. She is a unicorn.

TROLLSPARK

Technically, this is my friend's FC, but she let me write it on here.
Trollspark is a naughty unicorn with unusually strong magic. She enjoys causing distress among the citizens of Ponyville, though if they tell...
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posted by AquoMoon
Once Twilight woke up in château Oblivion she found the card to go through the door and a piece of paper and a quil pen, so she wrote the letter to all her Friends in ponyville
to come rescue her. Twilight wondered about the card that Axel gave her then the stallion came and asked her,"So are toi ready for another trip?" "Yes I am can toi wait a few minuets Axel?" asked Twilight nicely the satlliuon answered back,"I am not Axel but toi could wait a few minuets before your Friends come, here I'll use the corriador of Darkness to summon them here."

Once the stallion summoned the corriador all...
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posted by Katie_Kat200
First chapter... of a lot XD. This is act 1... the cave times, when things were simpler and ponies had to hunt for the nourriture (no they weren't meat eaters.... really...) This is actually a fan fiction based on events that happened through world history and the ponies being placed in them. So its like History fan Fiction ou something. I don't know... So enjoy this first chapter :3


Twilight Sparkle peeked out of her bibliothèque cave into the sunshine. It was morning and she had been buried in her blanket all night after a cold night. She looked around. Just another jour in Ponyville… 7000 BCE.

“Stalagspike!”...
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Just for you guys x3
The news of photo Finish`s death was absoulotely terrible, Hoity Toity had been mourning for days non-stop. He was just about to blow his nose when his assistant knocked on the door. "Enter toi may!" he said, the was holding a clipboard against his chest. "Sir toi have exactly two hours before showtime are toi ready?" Toity nodded. "Alright I`ll see toi there si-" he was cut off. Hoity looked down, he had been stabbed and the couteau was poking through the clipboard. Behind him was a blue poney with a mask and outfit on.









The assasin closed the door behind him, "Why?! What do toi want?!" Toity...
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posted by ILOVEMLPs
Hello poney fans!With help from my dad, I am planning to create an ULTIMATE poney CREATOR!!!!!
This poney creator will be nothing like anything that toi have ever seen before!It may take a few months to make, but I am working on it a quickly as possible.This poney creator will have EVERYTHING!!
You will be able to turn the poney in a different direction. toi will be able to get different outfits and hats and stuff. toi will also be able to do the following things: design your own clothes,
choose objects from the real movie, Choose from the provided cutie marks ou make one yourself,have plus than 2...
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