I was relaxing when Dan came to me.
Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: toi shall work with arc en ciel Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want toi two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
arc en ciel Dash: I'm with toi all the way.
So the two of us went toward a boutique that sold Nitrous for cars.
arc en ciel Dash: Alright, toi steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
arc en ciel Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
arc en ciel Dash: *opens door*
Sean: *gets to car*
arc en ciel Dash: Why don't we put one of these in your car?
Sean: Why not? *installs N2O*
arc en ciel dash: Let's go
Sean: *drives car*
store owner: Who a volé, étole my nitrous?!?
Sean: *driving car*
arc en ciel Dash: *flying suivant to car*
Copper 64: What is she doing? *turns on sirens*
Sean: What? I'm following the speed limit!
Copper 64: toi with the arc en ciel mane! Stop right there!
arc en ciel Dash: *flies off*
Copper 64: All units I just spotted a blue pegasus with a arc en ciel mane, if toi see her, make sure she gets stopped.
Dispatch: What was she doing?
Copper 64: Flying too close to a car.
Dispatch: Did toi get her?
Copper 64: No she escaped. So I'll just chase the guy in the car in front of me!
Sean: What now? *drives faster*
Copper 64: He's on the run! Suspect is driving a blue Corvette.
Dispatch: Do toi have a description of the driver?
Copper 64: I think it's Sean the hedgehog. I see some black spikes, and a grey arm.
Dispatch: It's him
Sean: *drives faster*
arc en ciel Dash: *flies into car*
Sean: What are toi doing back here?
arc en ciel Dash: Dan made me come back here.
Copper 64: The arc en ciel maned poney is with him!
Dispatch: It must be arc en ciel Dash.
Sean: Well since you're here, why don't we have some fun? *drifts into dirt*
Copper 64: Suspect is going off road!
Copper 53: I just saw you! Joining in pursuit!
arc en ciel Dash: Crank it left
Sean: *drifts left*
Copper 64: Suspect is doing plus drifts!
Copper 53: *hits other cop's car* Sorry!
Sean: Well that was easy. What now?
arc en ciel dash: Hit the nitrous!
Sean: We already Lost them though.
arc en ciel Dash: We did? Ok then don't use nitrous *laughs*
We make it back, and the rest of the nitrous gets installed in the other's cars.
Applejack: Now all ah need is a paintjob.
Pinkie Pie: I now have a super beetle!
Twilight: Man it's just a beetle with nitrous who cares?
Pinkie Pie: I do!
Twilight: Your's is cool Applejack.
Applejack: Thanks sugarcube.
Sean: I already used the nitrous on mine, but it was able to hit 200 miles an hour.
Twilight: Yeah right. What is it again?
Sean: A '69 Corvette.
Twilight: Man, Chevronet started making cars in 2022, how could that be made in 1969?
Sean: Because this is from a different world.
Twilight: Sorry man jeez!
2 B continued.
Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: toi shall work with arc en ciel Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want toi two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
arc en ciel Dash: I'm with toi all the way.
So the two of us went toward a boutique that sold Nitrous for cars.
arc en ciel Dash: Alright, toi steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
arc en ciel Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
arc en ciel Dash: *opens door*
Sean: *gets to car*
arc en ciel Dash: Why don't we put one of these in your car?
Sean: Why not? *installs N2O*
arc en ciel dash: Let's go
Sean: *drives car*
store owner: Who a volé, étole my nitrous?!?
Sean: *driving car*
arc en ciel Dash: *flying suivant to car*
Copper 64: What is she doing? *turns on sirens*
Sean: What? I'm following the speed limit!
Copper 64: toi with the arc en ciel mane! Stop right there!
arc en ciel Dash: *flies off*
Copper 64: All units I just spotted a blue pegasus with a arc en ciel mane, if toi see her, make sure she gets stopped.
Dispatch: What was she doing?
Copper 64: Flying too close to a car.
Dispatch: Did toi get her?
Copper 64: No she escaped. So I'll just chase the guy in the car in front of me!
Sean: What now? *drives faster*
Copper 64: He's on the run! Suspect is driving a blue Corvette.
Dispatch: Do toi have a description of the driver?
Copper 64: I think it's Sean the hedgehog. I see some black spikes, and a grey arm.
Dispatch: It's him
Sean: *drives faster*
arc en ciel Dash: *flies into car*
Sean: What are toi doing back here?
arc en ciel Dash: Dan made me come back here.
Copper 64: The arc en ciel maned poney is with him!
Dispatch: It must be arc en ciel Dash.
Sean: Well since you're here, why don't we have some fun? *drifts into dirt*
Copper 64: Suspect is going off road!
Copper 53: I just saw you! Joining in pursuit!
arc en ciel Dash: Crank it left
Sean: *drifts left*
Copper 64: Suspect is doing plus drifts!
Copper 53: *hits other cop's car* Sorry!
Sean: Well that was easy. What now?
arc en ciel dash: Hit the nitrous!
Sean: We already Lost them though.
arc en ciel Dash: We did? Ok then don't use nitrous *laughs*
We make it back, and the rest of the nitrous gets installed in the other's cars.
Applejack: Now all ah need is a paintjob.
Pinkie Pie: I now have a super beetle!
Twilight: Man it's just a beetle with nitrous who cares?
Pinkie Pie: I do!
Twilight: Your's is cool Applejack.
Applejack: Thanks sugarcube.
Sean: I already used the nitrous on mine, but it was able to hit 200 miles an hour.
Twilight: Yeah right. What is it again?
Sean: A '69 Corvette.
Twilight: Man, Chevronet started making cars in 2022, how could that be made in 1969?
Sean: Because this is from a different world.
Twilight: Sorry man jeez!
2 B continued.
cidre fort, applejack as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
arc en ciel dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.
Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"