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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful jour in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering plus ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: toi really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot toi in the arm! Why aren't toi bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop the nuke!
koreans: *drop nuke*
Con: Oh, fu- *wakes up* Oh thank goodness. It was only a dream.

Con's cell phone then started to ring

Con: Mane here
P: Con? Discord is back.
Con: And too bad I just woke up. *hangs up*

Fillies, and gentlecolts! I present to toi the 6th Con Mane adventure, On Celestia's Secret Service

Starring

Doughnut Joe.................................Con Mane
Rarity..............................................Rareesa
Discord................... .....Ernst Staverald Discord
Pinkie Pie.............................................P
Spike....................................................S
Fenix Lighter....................................Himself
German ponies................................Good guys
Swedish & Korean ponies................Bad guys

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Yeah, not many cars in this one.
At an outside restaurant.

Taxi Driver: *Stops at restaurant*
Nazis: *Get out*
Taxi Driver: *Drives away*
French Stallion: Puis-je vous offrir quelque chose?
Nazi: Nous voulons champagne.
French Stallion: Venir jusqu'à. *goes to get champagne*
Sigmund: *Reading newspaper*
French Stallion: *Hears his phone ringing, then answers* Bonjour?... Oui. *Walks to Sigmund* Quelqu'un veut vous parler au téléphone.
Sigmund: Le téléphone?
French Stallion: Oui monsieur.
Sigmund: *Stands up* Merci. *Goes to phone* Hello.... Hello?

The poney that called him hung up. Then suddenly, a car was pulling up to the restaurant....
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Pablo was fed up with getting buried in dirt, and decided to leave par going through the wire.

Pablo: *Holding wire cutter*
Volk: *arrives* Pablo? What are toi doing?
Pablo: I'm getting out of here.
Volk: But we're not getting out through the fence, we're going through the tunnel, it's finished.
Pablo: I go through fence!
Volk: *Punches Pablo* You're not thinking. We can't go through the fence.
Pablo: *Slams Volk into wall* Don't do that. *Sighs* Volk, since I was a colt, I feared, and hated small rooms.
Volk: But toi dug so many tunnels. Seventeen tunnels.
Pablo: Si. I hide the fear, and continue...
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posted by elsafan1010
Mlp is a master at cloning and mystery. For example, Dr. Hooves thing. I am écriture an article about him today. As we all know, Dr. Hooves is a faon, fawn poney with a brown mane. Dr. Hooves is an earth pony, so he can't fly ou cast spells. But this situation is not always the same. Because in the episode called Sonic Rainboom, I noticed something. arc en ciel Dash was swapping her number for all the ponies to be last on stage. But when she was number five, the poney she changed her number to was Dr. Hooves. I have uploaded the picture to the article. toi can see. This is definitely Dr. It was Hooves, his hair and skin, his eyes cute mark all the same. The only difference was that it appeared as a pegasus. Strange?
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist left the station in the Super Chief. As he drove the train away from Los Angeles, Jake started having seconde thoughts about his job.

Jake: *Sitting on a bench, looking down at the ground*
Stallion 22: *Arrives* We need toi to get ready for the El Capitan.
Jake: Can I drive the train?
Stallion 22: toi need to check the baggage.
Jake: Then I quit. *Walks away*
Stallion 22: Have fun looking for another job. You'll never get hired anywhere else.
Jake: We'll see about that.

Jake made a call to the Southern Pacific.

Jake: I heard you're looking for a new engineer.
Southern Pacific Pony: Yes sir,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Saten: *Enjoying musique on his record player while sitting in his couch, and drinking a glass of water* This is how toi enjoy a summer morning. *Hears a doorbell, and walks to his door*
Tareq: *Watches Saten open the door* Hi Saten. I would have called but my line's down. Can I hang out with you?
Saten: Come on inside.
Tareq: *Closes the door* Buddy Holly. Good choice.
Saten: I just bought it a few days ago. How did your run with Jake go yesterday?
Tareq: Not bad. I actually got him to sit down, and shut up.
Saten: Thank god! How did he react?
Tareq: He stayed silent once I told him about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The suivant day, Jake went back to the train station in Albuquerque. Tareq was waiting.

Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Tareq: Oh no.
Jake: Did toi know that the Santa Fe was first created in 1859? We've been around for nearly 100 years.
Tareq: Buddy, I'm gonna ask toi to shut up. We have a freight train that needs to head into Chicagoat. We're gonna go as far as La Junta in Coltorado. Once we get there, we'll come back on another freight. Are toi ready?
Jake: Sure. *Climbs on board with Tareq*


They quickly started their journey north.

Jake: Do toi know why our freight engines are painted...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was assigned to teach Jake how to drive passenger trains. He was waiting on the platform, and the Super Chief was due to leave in five minutes.

Saten Twist: *Sitting on a bench, watching a switcher push five diesels onto the Super Chief* There's my power for the train. Now where is that poney with the glasses?
Jake: *Arrives, feeling very happy*
Saten Twist: Alright, toi made it.
Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Saten Twist: We met yesterday at the bar. I remember your name.
Jake: Well there's a first.
Saten Twist: Follow me. *Walks to the diesels*
Jake: *Following Saten Twist*...
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posted by mariofan14
What is love, really? Is it merely some fool's dream that is only temporarily powerful, ou is it the feeling of affection one has for another? Surely, it is ou should be the latter, but it can be taken the wrong way. In that matter, that is called lust, meaning an uncontrolled feeling for others that can and will blow away your self-control.

Here's a good example of lust: the affair between Paolo Malatesta and Francesca da Polenta. Paolo was the younger brother of Giovanni, who was to be married to Francesca. This marriage was to be a solidification of peace between their families, probably...
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In the far north beyond Crystal Empire and farther than Yak Yakstan lies Kingdom of Midnight Sun, a vast land of ice and snow.Contrary to all expectation ponies live even in this harsh realm.They grow plants they need in green fields heated from underground par eternal flame.Without its effect life in Kingdom of Midnight Sun wouldn't be possible.Even Equestria would be much colder.So ruler of the kingdom, an alicorn Queen is also guardian of the flame.Many baddies tried to gain control of it and subjugate the world.Most of them couldn't stand local weather conditions, and gave it up.Magic in...
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