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 Con Mane in disguise.
Con Mane in disguise.
When Con called P, she was angry with him.

P: Goddamnit Con! toi weren't supposed to kill anyone!
Con: Yeah well Der Cheif is still alive, and I found a way to get the money from him.
P: How? Blow his head off?
Con: I'm going to follow him to the Casino Of Solace, and win the money he stole.
P: Ok, but this is your last chance. If toi kill one plus pony, your license to murder will be provoked. Now come back to Canterlot.

Con returned to Canterlot so he could get some supplies. He got money, and he was being disguised to look like another pony. He was going to Alicorn City which was where the Casino Of Solace would be.

Bodyguard 4: Who is getting the money now that Mr. Black is dead?
Der Cheif: A poney named Frank.
Con: I'm here, lets play some poker!
Dealer: Big blind goes to Jade. It will déplacer clockwise.
Der Cheif: That means I get small blind.

There were 7 ponies playing at the table, tableau Con was at. The order went from Jade, Der Cheif, Derpy, the cutie mark crusaders, and Con.

Der Cheif: *looks at cards* I'm betting 50 bits.
Jade: I'm in
Con: *looks at cards* I'm in.
Big Mac: Applebloom! What are toi and your Friends doing here?!
Cutie mark crusaders: *run off*
Dealer: Dumb fillies. Ok montrer your cards.
Jade: I got a three of a kind kings.
Der Cheif: 4 of a kind kings!
Con: Nice, but not good enough. 4 of a kind aces.
Dealer: And the winner is, what's your name?
Con: Mane. Con Mane.
Dealer: The winner is Con Mane.
Der Cheif: *hits table*

The poker match was getting intense. After ten hands it was just Con, and Der Cheif. Each had over 50,000 bits.

Dealer: Final hand gentlemen. Ante is 20 bits. *deals cards*
Con & Der Cheif: *Pay for match*
Der Cheif: Get me 1 card.
Con: I don't need any.
Dealer: Alright. Bet!
Der Cheif: I'm going all in.
Con: if that's what toi want, so be it.
Dealer: montrer your hands.
Der Cheif: I have a straight flush. Sorry Con
Con: Now wait just a minute! toi think your hand is so good, well it is. My hand however is better.
Der Cheif: What can beat a straight flush?
Con: ROYAL FLUSH!!
Dealer: Whoa. No wonder toi didn't need any cards. Con wins.
Crowd: *applaudes*
Der Cheif: Dood hem. NU! (Kill him. NOW!)
Bodyguard 5: *shoots At Con*
Con: *jams pistolets with magic* See ya! *runs off with money*

Con drove off with three Coltillac El Doritos chasing him.

Con: *drifts*
Coltillac driver 1: *shoots at Con*
Con: *deploys shield reflecting bullets. One of them hits the driver*
Coltillac driver 1: *drives into tree*
Coltillac driver 2: *hits Con's car*
Con: *flips car, and destroys it*
Der Cheif: Uitstekend. Zet hem in de kofferbak.
(Excellent. Put him in the trunk)
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1. Whenever toi see apples toi immediately think of Applejack.
2. Instead of saying "yes" toi say "Eeyup".
3. Whenever toi get mad at someone toi tell them one of three things.
A. I'm gonna tolerate and l’amour the SHIT outta you.
B. You're going to l’amour ME!!!
C. BANISHED to the moon!
4. Instead of saying "Oh my god!" toi say "Oh my Celestia!"
5. toi have MLP fan characters.
6. toi tell people to call toi par the name of one of the ponies.
7. Hear the word Pie and toi go "LIKE PINKIE PIE?!"
8. If toi see ANYTHING that says "20%" toi burst into laughter.
9. If toi see the word rainbow, toi immediately feel...
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NOT MINE! I l’amour this song, for some reason. xD
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