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posted by btflash
I know this should be for some other club, but I'd like to... well... "Educate" people on proper usage of words, phrases, and grammar in general.

So please, allow me to present:
LESSONS ON GRAMMAR
par btflash

I'm on kind of a short mind-set at the moment, so these "lessons" will definitely grow in number as time goes on and I add lessons.

PLEASE NOTE: These lessons are set in the order in which that I think of them and add them. If toi would like a lesson to be added, please post what the topic of a dit lesson would be in the commentaires below ou Private Message me. I will gladly add the lesson if it is reasonable.

If toi think that I am incorrect on something, please tell me and state your reasoning. I understand that I am only human, and that I make mistakes.


First Lesson: Your/You're.

I can't even tell toi how many people get these words mixed up. That's why this is the first one to come to mind.
The word "Your" is used as a possessive, ou when saying that an object belongs to someone. It should not be used to describe someone.

"Hey, Billy, your fly is down." = Correct
"Hey, Billy, you're fly is down." = Incorrect


The word "You're" is a completely different word. You're is a "Contraction" that is short for "You Are," and it is used to usually describe someone in some shape way. It cannot, and should not, be used as a possessive in place of "your."

"Robert, you're a terrible person." = Correct
"Robert, your a terrible person." = Incorrect




seconde Lesson: Their/There/They're


This is another set of commonly confused words that I see a lot around here. Contrary to populaire belief, "there" should not be used instead of the other two words.

The word "Their" is used as a possessive, ou when saying that an object belongs to someone, in place of someone's ou multiple people's name(s).

"All of their chats are dead." = Correct
"All of there chats are dead." = Incorrect


The word "There" is used when a person/object is used instead of using a location's name when pointing out an object being in that location. It is NOT used for possessive, nor is it used as a conjecture in place of "They are".

"The sandbox is over there." = Correct
"All of there chats are dead." = Incorrect
"There going to the park" = Incorrect


The word "They're" is a "Contraction" that is often used to replace "They are."

"They're going to the park" = Correct
"There going to the park" = Incorrect



Third Lesson: To/Too/Two

Yet another set of commonly-confused words (gee, there are a lot of them!), due to the fact that these are incredibly close when it comes to spelling. No, "To" is NOT used for everything. I literally had to look these things up because it's a bit hard to explain.

The word "To" is what is called a "Preposition," which means it usually comes before a present verb used as either a noun, adjective, ou adverb. It is also commonly used in an exchange.

"I'm going to give this box to Joe." = Correct

"I want to go to the park" = Correct

"I want to get a toy, to." = Incorrect


The word "Too" is mainly used, much like a contraction, instead of the words "as well."

"I want to get a toy, too." = Correct

"I want to get a toy, to" = Incorrect


The word two is the number 2. It's not used for anything else. Just the number 2.

"I have two Pokemon games." = Correct

"I have to Pokemon games." = Incorrect

"I have too Pokemon games." = Incorrect



Please commentaire on any lessons that toi would want added, and I hope toi have gained something from these little "Lessons."
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The cop that got attacked par Saten Twist's chainsaw was waiting inside his car with the hazard lights on.

Master Sword & Sean: *Stop their cars*
Cop: Oh. Thank goodness. *Gets out of car, and runs to Master Sword* Thank goodness toi have arrived to save me.
Master Sword: Who a dit we were here to save you?
Sean: I had no idea toi were here.
Jeff: What happened to you?
Cop: Some crazy stallion attacked me with a chainsaw!
Master Sword: Did toi see any ponies driving muscle cars?
Cop: Yes! One of them had the chainsaw!
Jeff: We're going after them, right?
Sean: Yes Jeff. My answer hasn't changed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sean's car
Sean's car
Master Sword was driving on the highway, trying to find Night Frizz. Meanwhile, another police poney was doing his job. His name was Sean, and he was using a Italian supercar as his police car.

Gangsters: *Laying on ground*
Sean: So, what makes toi think toi can get away with your crime?
Gangster 1: What did we do?
Sean: toi mean toi don't remember what toi did? toi robbed a bank.
Gangster 3: Oh really? I thought we were going through this routine, because we murdered a cop.
Sean: I don't need sarcasm from toi fools. I need respect. I'm a police officer. I drive a Foallari.
Gangster 2: Yeah man,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Blazin' Blue's car
Blazin' Blue's car
At a classic car montrer in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting par his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting par his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, ou toi will be killed par a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have toi been? toi almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan: I'm...
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: Equestria-Prevails on deviantart
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Source: Reuniclus on deviantart
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Source: Original Owners
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Source: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic wiki
"Hey RD!!!" startled par Applejack`s shouting she nearly fell off her cloud. "Why would toi do that AJ?" without answering she tossed a letter that had Rainbow`s cutie mark logo on it. The pegasus caught it in her mouth and she was surprised to see her element resting inside there. She quickly put it on and asked: "What is this for?" "No time to explain just come with me!"










The two set off in chercher of Twilight Sparrkle. "So, wait why didn`t toi go to Twilight`s house first?" asked arc en ciel Dash, cidre fort, applejack ignored her. When they eventually got to the book worm`s house. Spike was organizing...
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