NOTE: I came up with this after being inspired par the fic "The SEES Group Therapy Session" par Seint.

I think that Minato would be the worst person to have as a therapy patient, because it would probably go like this:

Therapist: So, what is your name?

Minato: toi can call me whatever toi like.

Therapist: ...was that a seduction attempt?

Minato: do toi want it to be?

Therapist: ...seriously, what is your name.

Minato: that's open to interpretation, but it can't have plus than 8 letters.

Therapist: ... okay... So, tell me, Why are toi here?

Minato: why would toi want me to be here?

Therapist: I'm sorry,...

Recap: The streets started to déplacer again and the noise rose up. toi turned around to see if he was still there but he wasn’t.
End of recap
You let out a loud sigh as toi turned around and headed to the Hokage building. toi don’t see many men like that anymore..,. Minato made toi think about him. Well if you’re wondering who ‘him’ is, he was my first love. toi can never say his name anymore because it always brings toi to tears. He was very kind and had a caring and sweet personality, maybe that’s why Minato reminded toi of him. But toi learnt a lesson at that time, never for in love...