Cute Merlin

1. Ask him when neckerchiefs came back into style.

2. Tell him that "hocus-pocus" and "bippiddibobbidiboo" are better spells than the ones he's learned.

3. Ask him who cut his hair- toi want to know because you're hungry for pudding!

4. Hand him a sword and casque and tell him that Arthur requires his services as a practicing dummy.

5. Tell him that Gaius exchanged his spell book for 'Cinderella' and he still hasn't realised.

6. Tell everyone in the château about his undying l’amour for Arthur.

7. Tell everyone in the château about his frequent compliments to Arthur about him being a genius.

8. Clean...

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Gwaine (Cont’d)

Personally, I like to know I’v done well. A pat on the back at least.



Arthur

Is that why you’re helping me today?



Gwaine

No. I’m helping toi because we’ve got to find Merlin.



Arthur

And finding him will reward toi enough?



Gwaine

Exactly.



Arthur

See, you’re not such a bad person.



{Gwaine looks pleased with himself. Then considers something:}



Gwaine

Actually, I’m a kind of hoping he’ll say “thank you”. ou something along the lines of “Gwaine, toi must be the best knight alive. toi trekked three miles in muddy swamps,...