megan renard
toi know my mind got to thinking the other jour when the heavens opened and Emmalee posté those lovely topless pictures of Megan renard on the set of her new flick. We certainly are a society transfixed on celebrities, aren’t we? I can hear my boy, Hopp, now: “I’d let her do me.” Hell wouldn’t we all?

After a few steamy minutes of uh, deep thinking something else came running into my frontal lobe: The Celebrity 5. toi know, that little liste toi have in your head (or printed and laminated) of the 5 célébrités you’d be free to have sex with should a miracle transpire that put toi into a situation to do so? It’s kind of silly, but we l’amour movie stars and live for putting things into liste form.

I’ll admit, I am quite old fashioned and when I am with a woman; I kind of think of myself as only being with her. I don’t tend to fantasize about other women, famous ou otherwise. To me, it’s kind of the whole point in being with her, she’s the one I want to be with! But I know I’m quiet company on that one. Furthermore, I don’t see being obsessed about Megan renard ou Angelina Jolie any “better” than being all hot for the girl who works in the suivant cubicle. I mean, I have as much a shot with her as I do Britney Spears, right? The excuse that “it’s okay because it would never happen” is kind of a cop-out to me, honestly. If I am dating toi I am obsessed with toi and your breasts, not the ladies on The Real Housewives of New Jersey ou their “bubbies.”
That being a dit The Rabid One is single and free to dream, I suppose I could formulate a liste of eligible “never gonna happens.”

In no particular order, famous chicks I’d make films with:

Amy Adams from Enchanted, is likely one of the most adorable actrices in Hollywood so she’ll do for my fantasy. I l’amour girls who, even though they are beautiful ou hot, have no problem being cute. Cute is totally underrated. Oh and “brunettes are fine, blonds are fun, but when it comes to getting a dirty job done I’ll take a Red Headed Woman.”

Kate Winslet is gorgeous, British, an Oscar winner, voluptuous, and not afraid to be naked. Check please.

Katy Perry is someone I’d wake up in Vegas with for sure. Very sassy and terribly sexy, a lethal combination for a boy like me. Her eyes tell me so many stories that I can’t even begin to write. She certainly had my attention in concert back in April. Faux bi-sexuality is still bi-sexuality.

Audrey Tautou est beau, international, et complètement hypnotisant.

Natalya Neidhart my be a wwe Diva, but I’d let her pin me any jour of the week. She’s young, totally smoking hot, um a wrestler, and hell even located here in Tampa Bay. I submit, I submit!

So who’s on YOUR liste Creative Loafing readers? Choose wisely so toi don’t pull a Ross:

Amy Adams