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posted by Hellowittykitty
(Alright! This is a one-shot funny article I just thought about, and tell me what toi think! Please enjoy and hence that all the characters in this story are made up)

Jasmine was a ordinary girl. In an ordinary world. With ordinary friends. And a ordinary dog. Everything was basically the same thing over again. Like her entire life was on repeat. A broke record that repeats the same things over again. Hey, that's how Mrs. Mary Mac was created, due to a awful scratch on a record. Anyone ever wonder how Rock Paper Scissors was created? But anyways, jasmin roamed the streets of her town called...
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posted by sweetangel222
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Life is like an onion; toi peel off one layer at a time and sometimes toi weep.
More funny Carl Sandburg quotes
Life is just a phase you're going'll get over it.
More funny Anonymous quotes
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
More funny Oscar Wilde quotes
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
More funny Jean-Paul Sartre quotes
An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.
More funny Herbert...
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posted by stellamusa101
Note : I came up with these jokes and a few jokes I took from the joke book.

Technology Joke

What did one computer say to the other?


chiens and cats' joke

A boy comes accueil one jour and runs up to his mom.

Boy : What's a chienne and a pussy?
Mom : Well..a chienne is a female dog and a pussy is a cat.

The boy thinks to himself that this doesn't sound right that the other kids call each other that.

Dad : (opens up his Playboy and fold to the centre, he draws a cercle around the woman's pussy) What's a chienne and a pussy?
Mom : Now that's a pussy, son! Everything else is a bitch!

Disco is dead joke

How did disco died?
In the disco inferno!!

nourriture joke

Q : What does in Irishmen get after eating Italian food?
A : Gaelic breath.
posted by sweetangel222
Ever since I began working for that Orlando Florida vacation homes website, I have been plagued par recurring nightmares. I am haunted at night par the spirits of hotel rooms past.

There was a time when I traveled quite a bit on business. Thankfully, I don't hotels hop any more. But at night I float off to a hotel room far away in time...

The day's work done, I checked some emails and phoned accueil to check up on the kids. It seems there was a shouting match going on at the other end of the line. It sounded like Pandemonium was winning, but Total Bedlam was making some noise, too. I sensed that Chaos...
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