if L came back to life what would be the first thing toi would say to him??

Me: Hi, toi look a lot like this guy called L from that animé Death Note.
L: ..............
Me: Wow you're like his real life twin.
L: ...um......
Me: Do toi like cake? If toi do this would be creepy. salut Abby, Dakota,Nadien come check this guy out!
Abby: Holy crap it's L! .... wait... if L's here then..... Near must also be here!!
Dakota: AND MELLO!!!!! <3
Nadien: ......... Are toi L?
L: ..... yes....
Me: ....... oh...... my.....L.....*Glomps L*

Me: "Dude, I thought toi were dead."
L: ?
Me: *forces to watch death note*

To be honest, I'd be crying tears of joy and asking how the heck did he come back to life.

OMG, what the ... I can't believe it, didn't toi die? I'm so glad that ur alive :)

Did toi really go to Nothingness, ou was Ryuk lying and there's really a Heaven and Hell? If there are, which one did toi go to?

.... *is speechless*

Oh hi, Chuck Norris.

Personally, my expresstion would be like 'OMFG' I run up and hug him. The only thing would be a problem would be this

L: Who the hell are you?
Me: Just go with it.... *evil glare*
L: ok! sorry!

Omfg! ur alive?!?! ....YAYYYYYY so if youre alive does this mean that matt and mello could come back to life too? (sorry huge fan of mello)

THE CONVERSATION: (This happened in a dream once)


Me: toi know, toi look a lot like L.


L: How do toi know me?


Me:... Uh... From Death Note...



L: toi mean the notebook?


Me: I mean the anime....


L: ???



Me: Uh....

I would be like
me: I l’amour toi and run up and Kiss him
OMFG L s sexy and he knows it!!

I myself would probably want to, what's the term, 'fangirl squeal and then glomp' him. But, as we all know, it would not logically produce favorable reactions from him. So I would probably just tell him I'm glad and be done with it.

Let's sleep together. I got Light waiting in tronc of the car. *point*

Me: Oh meh gosh! L how did toi come back to life? O-O Are toi a zombie? No...Zombies are all like........Disgusting and stuff...So are toi the real L? *Huge eyed glare*

L:.......Ummm......Yes, I am L.....

Me: *runs up and hugs L* YAY! I think I might have some Candy in my bourse, sac à main hold on...Wait toi still like sweets and stuff right?


L:.........

Me: Oh well ._. *digs around in bourse, sac à main until I find a kit-kat*

L: Kit-Kat?....Can I have it? *before I can answer he yanks it out of my hand*

Me: Alrighty then O-O ^-^ *drags L away par his sleeve* I'm not letting toi die again L...You're coming with me so I can..umm.... "protect" you. Do toi mind if I call toi my boyfriend? ^-^


L: ......

Damn! Did having a cœur, coeur attack hurt? If so here's some drugged cake. Now scince you're all high and stuff let's kill Light with my deathnote.
And that's how it would go down.

me: Ok L i know toi have alot of questions
L: ... yes i do
me: OK first of all your coming with me seconde of all light was kira and a shinigami killed you
L: .......Wow .........
Me: third we can prank EVERYONE KUZ toi WHERE DEAD HAHAHAH i mean .... lets get back to work ill be your new servent L
L: well .... ok i dont see why not but what about-
Me: dont worry nobody knows you're dead i've been posing as toi so they would'nt know
L: ....oh good plan .....
Me: hear have a bag of Candy fat free of course
L:*grabs bag* mmmmmm thank toi ummmm
Me: Its olivia but call me o if toi like

Your back! ^-^

I'd glomp him and douche him with kisses and exclaim, while clinging to him, "OH MY GAWD THANK toi SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK DONT toi DARE DIE AGAIN I l’amour toi SO MUCH I'LL BAKE CAKES FOR U 24/7 JUST DONT DIE AGAIN!"

'Hello!' :3

Yeah, I know, this is kind of lame.... I lack social skills. XD

salut dude! Nice to see u alive :/

Me: *GASP*
Um, hi, are toi L?
L: If I WAS L, what make's toi think I'm him?
Me: Well.. there is a whole animé called Death Note and you're a main character but toi died....you were my favourite character and it shows that you're L...
L: I see...
Me: Um, like I said, toi DIED so how are toi back here? Are toi busy? Do toi want me to buy toi cake? YOU'RE AWESOME!
L: ....
Ok =3
Probably not how it WILL happen at all but.... GAHHH that would be epic! I would want to magically be in the real world but in animé style (people in animé look perfect)

(I had an answer to this, but it was so long that I couldn't even post half of it ^_^; so, I'm posting it on my DN account on deviantART, "Shinigami-H" ;D but it went that I asked a question and L left mushy pop corn, maïs soufflé in my hand. Makes plus sense in context. XD)

-L: "She was being stupid."

-Hal: "HEY!!"
T^T ... he's so mean sometimes... >v>

hi I'm name is Levi how are toi L

Me: (thinking) Oh, look. It's L.
Me: (saying) Oh, hi, L.
L: Are toi sure that I'm L?
Me: Yeah you're L.
L: How do toi know?
Me: 'Cuz I know.
L: ...
Me: salut L do toi wanna go grab some fraise cake?
L: *stares openmouthed in shock*
Me: Is that a yes?
L: *grabs my arm and shakes it* Where is the cake?!?!
Me: Come with me and I will montrer you.
L: *never lets go of my arm from then on*

I have a fan-fiction character/alter ego who was L's best friend so I'll put both of our responses in here:

Me: *Pinching myself excessively on the arm*
L: *Grabs my hand* No, stop, you'll hurt yourself
Me: *Faintly* Ok, uhm, hi L
L: Why do toi think I'm L?
Me: Uhm, toi have an entire TV montrer about your battle against Kira, I mean, toi died, but all that matters is you're here now and that Kira is defeated!
L: Alright, the TV montrer is a possibility
Me: I know toi like cake so, would toi want to come over to my house and make one with me?
L: Yes, that would be nice.
Me: My name's Miko, d'you want some candy? I have some in my bourse, sac à main here *Not my real name BTW*
L: Alright sure
*We go back to my house and L and I eat some cake*

Aright time for OC character

Cass: L?
L: C?
Cass: What the hell are toi doin here? I thought toi were dead!
L: Oh yeah, I uh, I fell out of my chair, and everything just got dark for a little while, and then I ended up here and-
*Cass runs into L's arms, holding him so tight he thought he was going to burst. He felt her warm tears soaking into his white shirt, she didn't say anything, she just stood there and cried*
*L gives in and hugs her back, smiling, glad to see his oldest friend again*