1. Kidnap Ciel
2. Kidnap Sebastian's favori black cat
3. When you're with him, yell, "CLAUDE IS A BETTER BUTLER THAN YOU" randomly and repeatedly
4. liste other reasons why Claude is better, such as, "CLAUDE'S CATCHPHRASE IS BETTER. CLAUDE SETS THE table, tableau plus EPICLY."
5. Hang stuffed chats par their necks from rope in his room
6. Ask him if he's afraid of araign? e, araignée webs
7. Set up araign? e, araignée webs all throughout the house and watch him walk into them
8. Let a bunch of spiders loose in his room
9. Replace all the silverware he uses to fight with plastic ones
10. Replace his knives with spoons
11. Ask him where...