1. toi go out of your way to get all the materials toi need for a Brilliant Bopper.

2. You'd do anything to get ahold of his Levitating Loafers.

3. toi want a spyglass. BADLY.

4. toi live par two quotes: "Never underestimate the power of research," and "Everything happens for a reason."

5. toi write fanfictions about toi and Klaus together.

6. toi always Kiss him on the lips in the end of ALL of your fanfictions.

7. You're thinking about being him for Halloween.

8. If someone asks who you're supposed to be, toi reply, "The most adorable bibliophile in the world!"

9. You're s’embrasser him in a dream, and...