Accidente de Amor

"Come on, Gunther............. Gunther? Well, he usually gets tired a few hours after he wakes up......."
"zzz.....zzz..." Gunther fell asleep.
Kick was having a very hard time dragging Gunther. When he got to Food'n'Fix, he dropped Gunther onto the ground.
"What's up, danger dude? What happened to the wing man?"
"He's taking a nap.... Listen, I know who robbed you."
"Who?"
"Gunther..." Wade started laughing.
"I expected that from him...." Kick had confused look on his face.
"We got plus Cheetah Chug....... Where did it all go?" Gunther burped loudly, with a bunch of opened cans of Cheetah Chug suivant to him.
"Gunther...." Kick scolded.
"Sorry..."

Gunther didn't know that what he was doing was wrong at the time. He got suited up for operation Cheetah Chug. So nobody recognized him, he didn't bring any crutches. He went inside of Food'n'Fix, literally being as quiet as a mouse. He had a gigantic bag with him. He took ALL of the Cheetah Chug, and put it in to a bag. Gunther wanted to yell woohoo, but thought if he did, Wade would recognize Gunther's voice. He picked up the bag and darted out of Food'n'Fix.
When Gunther knew he was far from Food'n'Fix, he yelled "WOOHOO!"

Kick pushed Gunther back to the shelter on Ol' Blue. Later that night, Kick made a feu to cook the fish, which were being cooked on a huge stick all at once. He handed some to Gunther, and he took a bite out of the poisson like a maniac.
"HOLY CRAP, MAN! WHERE DID toi LEARN TO MAKE FISH?! THIS IS THE BEST poisson I EVER HAD!" Gunther screamed. He was so happy, he felt like he was going to expolode! He didn't have any nourriture that tasted this good in days! They both most of the poisson within 5 minutes. Kick fell asleep in the shelter, while Gunther was still wide awake. When all of a sudden, he saw a ours running straight torward their shelter!
"Kick! Wake up! A bear's coming straight toward us!....... I guess it was only a racoon....... Sorry! I'm kinda' scared of the wilderness now after what happened when toi left me alone for the day. It sucks not being able to walk, Kick. I can get board in life easy like this............
Kick? Uuuugghhhhh! Where did he go now?"

Gunther screamed, terrified. A 10ft tall grizzly ours was right in front of him.
"Hi! Do toi like sandwiches?....Because..... well.... uummm....bye!" Gunther bolted off, unaware of the fact that he could get lost. The ours chased after Gunther and continued to growl at him.
"Kiiiiiiick! Where are you! I'm about to be a grizzly bear's lunch!" There was a branch in Gunther's path. He tripped over it and tumbled down a steep, tall hill.
"OOOOOOWWWW!" He howled in pain, and ended up with a broken leg, ankle, and arm. All he could do was lay there. Luckly, the ours was no longer chasing him. Gunther hoped Kick would find him.
Gunther thought in his mind "Kick couldn't possibly find me in this dense fog... could he?" He was so exhausted from being hungry and thirsty and being chased par a bear. He passed out.

"Gunther, it's a bear! Get out of the cave!" Kick yelled, already out of the cave and onto Ol' Blue. Gunther ran screaming onto the patin, patinage board, and they bolted of. The ours started making strange noises, as if he was confused.
"We ARE gonna die out here! See? I knew it!" Gunther started to cry.
"Or we could just live here............"
Kick mumbled.
"No, we can't! It's too dangerous!"
"Come on, Gunther! Are we boys, ou men?"
"Uuuuhhhhhhhhh...............Boys?"
"No, Gunther. We're men. We CAN survive out here alone. We won't survive, we'll LIVE."
"But we have nowhere to sleep!"
"Don't worry, I can build shelter for us. We can live and sleep in here until we find a way back up that cliff." Gunther fell on the ground face first fell asleep.
"zzzzz..........zzzzz....."
Kick just finished the shelter and dragged him inside. He was still a little sore from tumbling down that cliff. Bored from thinking of a plan to get to the haut, retour au début of the cliff, Kick dozed off.

"Kick! I can't hang on any more! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! I'M NOT READY TO DIE!!!" They both tumbled down the cliff, not being able to stop themselves. They felt like a pile of jello after that painful tumble.
"Am I dead?" Gunther asked.
"No, Gunther. We're at the bottom of the cliff now.......... There's got to be a way to get back up there, any ideas?"
"No! It's impossible Kick! We're gonna die out here! There's no way back up there! What will we do now?!" It's okay, Gunther. I have a plan. See that cliff over there in the shape of a ramp? We use Ol' Blue to bolt up the cliff, back where we came from. What do toi say?"
"I don't know about this Kick...I... I can't do it!"

"I can't believe it was a dream.... My girl friend was Tina Sometimes...And it was all a dream! Nooooooooooooooooooo! What will I do n-"
"Gunther! We're here."
"WOOHOO!" Gunther yelled. They both bolted out the door and found what looked like no sign of civilization.
"Awesome!"Kick said, very happy with where they were right now. Gunther walked over par a cliff to see the beautiful view of mountians and trees.
"Hey, Kick! Check out the view over here!" Right after he a dit that he slipped and fell down the cliff, then saw a branch grownig out of the cliff and grabbed it.
"Kiiiiiiiiiiiiick! Help me! I'm gonna die!"
"Holy crap!" Kick mumbled. He tried to grab Gunther, but was too short and fell, holding on to Ol' Blue and Gunther's foot.
"Magnus, where did the kids go?"
"I'm sure they're somewhere around here exploring."

GUNTHER'S DREAM
Gunther woke up. There were garbage cans with lingon berry pies in them everywhere! He also saw a vote full of chocolat covered desks. He jumped in and ate all of the desks at once. He looked up in the sky and saw raining hot dogs.
While dancing around, Gunther yelled "lolololololololololololololol!"
and ate every hot dog he could see. Tina Sometimes walked up to him and asked "Will toi go out with me?"
Gunther yelled with joy "Yes!"
Their first rendez-vous amoureux, date was at the BattleSnax.
Gunther was dancing around when he randomly appeared in a jungle with ligon berry pie. When he went up to it, it turned into a tamia and ate him. Gunther woke up and screamed.
"What a weird dream......"

"I guess the catipult was a bad idea..... Gunther said.
"Look at me, Kick! I'm on crutches! That catipult was a terri-"
"No it was the best idea ever! You're a true friend, Gunthe-"
" I am?... WOOHOO!!!"Gunther kissed Kick.
"Uuhhhhhh..... okay.... I'm gonna pretend that didn't happen..." Kick said, confused.
"Me too......." Gunther said.
"Do toi want to get icecream?"Gunther asked?
"Sure. Are toi to be able to get there par yourself?" Kick asked.
"Yeah... I'm fine."
"Okay, let's go!"
"Hey, Kick what do toi think happened to Osckar?" Gunther asked.
".... Don't know......and I don't care..."

"Osckar, I know we don't like each other, but get out of my house!" Kick yelled. Gunther set up a dog trap. It was a catipult with a dog treat. If Osckar stepped on it to get the treat, he would go flying far away from Mellowbrook.
"Kick! Get Osckar to come over here!" Gunther yelled. He put a dog treat on the catipult.
"Hey, Osckar! Look over here!"
Osckar darted to the treat. He went over the catipult, and nothing happend!
Gunther went on the catipult to see what was wrong.
"Why won't it- AAHHHHHHHHH!!!" The catipult launched Gunther into the air with Osckar biting his Buttowski. Kick had a suprised look on his face.
Kick thought in his mind "Crap! My parents are going to be accueil any minute now! He grabbed Ol' Blue and quikly cleaned everything in his path.
"Wow, good job Kick. toi kept the house clean!" Denise a dit suprised.
"Anything for my parents."

"ARE toi OKAY???!!!" Gunther asked.
"Yeah, I just-"
"What happened to you??!!!"
"...."Kick didn't reply.
"Well, I guess it doesn't matter, as long as you're okay,"
Wacky Jacky came out of nowhere and blurted out"Hi, Kick!"
"Hi, Wa- Jacy..."Kick replied. Ignoring the presence of Wacky Jacky, Kick walked home.
"Do toi want to get icecream, Kick, because I know this great pla-"
"I know what I'm gonna do..."Kick started to explain.
"I'm going to try that stunt again..."
"You can't, Kick! It's too dangerous! Especailly with...Osckar around! You're gonna die!" Gunther a dit timidly.
"Who a dit anything about dieing?What's the worst that could happen?"
"Here we go again..." Gunther mumbled.
The suivant morning, Kick bolted out of bed, got dressed, grabbed Ol' Blue, and headed out the door to Gunther's house.