Johnny the Homicidal Maniac Club
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posted by invaderzimrox
"W-why...why did toi need head medicine..?" asked Squee. "Because, things in my house keep 'talking' to me...and not in a good way." Nny replied. "What did they say?" asked Squee. "I can't exactly understand them but...wait, why do toi care?" Nny answered. "Maybe toi have mental issues ^.^ " Squee replied. Nny walked out the door, unamused. "SQUEE!!' Squee squeaked to himself. "Ok...now..." Nny said, sitting down on his couch. He could once again hear voices. "OH WOULD toi SHUT UP!!" he screamed. "You have done the most wrong in people, realizing toi need to kill yourself, now." It said. "I...
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posted by invaderzimrox
It was a stormy jour and Squee sat down on his bed, hoping that it would end soon so he could just run away. He was tired of his mom being passed out on the floor, and he was tired of his dad insulting him. "The only "friend" I have is Nny...but I'm not so sure I trust him because..well...he kills people...AND I DON'T WANNA BE suivant ON THE LIST!!" Suddenly Squee could hear a faint laugh, sounding like it came from his closet. "Who...who's there?" He shivered. The laugh got a little louder. "I swear I'll have Nny come and kill you!!" Then the laughing stopped and a voice came. "Your friend Nny...
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posted by invaderzimrox
It was a sunny jour in the neighborhood, and Nny simply despised it. "Happiness...blech! It makes me wanna vomit." he said. He pulled out some old cloth and draped it over his window. "THE SUNLIGHT BURNS MY SKIN!!" he screamed. Suddenly his doorbell rang. He ran up to the door and opened it just slightly. "What do toi want...and make it quick I don't do too well in the sun." he said. It was Squee at the door! "Have toi seen my parents anywhere? I just came accueil from school and I usually say hello to them but today...they weren't even home..." he asked. "GET IN HERE CHILD!" Nny said, yanking...
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posted by InvaderCynder
Johnny trotted around his house for a few minutes for no apparent reason when he came across a little girl sleeping on his living room floor. she had long, silky Black hair and a little old white dress."who are you?" he demanded. frightened, she woke up and sat up. she shook her head as she tried to wake up but a dit nothing. she seemed to scared to say a word, as if she had no idea what she was doing here. "what are toi doing here, little girl?" Johnny asked slowly with a creepy grin. she blinked. Johnny was not appeased.

"do toi have a name, little one?" he asked her with a hint of annoyance...
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posted by invaderzimrox
"HOW CAN toi BE DRUNK??" Squee squealed. "Craziness makes me drunk...unlike alcohol..." Nny replied. "Okay then stay in your...happy spot!" a dit Squee. "I dont have one-wait...in the shower?" a dit Nny. "IF THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE CALM THEN KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!! a dit Squee. "Knock myself out? OK!!!" Nny said, hitting himself in the head with a baseball bat, literally knocking himself out. "MEEEP!!" Squee said, crawling out of the closet. "Ok now's my chance to...." Squee couldn't help but notice the blood on the walls. "Ewwwwwww...." he said. "What kind of house does..." suddenly he heard a scream...it...
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posted by invaderzimrox
"Whatever it is its shiny..." a dit Squee. Nny reached in and took out the mystery. It was a book. "HOW CAN A BOOK MAKE LIGHT??" Nny screamed. "Maybe cause there is a huge light under it..."Squee pointed in the box. He was right. There was a huge light underneath the book. Now Nny was confused. "Ok...for starters..I didn't order a book...I don't read...two, why was this donné to me..three...does this mean something???" he said. Then, the phone rang. "Hello..." Nny answered. "Yes...you and your buddy...." a dit the other person on the phone. "WHO THE FRICK ARE YOU!!??" Nny protested. "Nobody as...
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posted by invaderzimrox
Nny started running down the streets, ignoring the oncoming cars. "GET OUT OF MY WAY ou I SCRAPE YOUR EYES OUT!!!" he kept shouting at the cars. "Watch out for the.."Squee couldnt finish. Nny turned around-and slams into a brick wall. "wall..."Squee finished too late. "Kind of a late warning..." Nny screamed. "Maybe if toi had let go of me toi wouldn't have hit the mur ya moron!!" Squee screeched "Its maniac, not moron." Nny replied "WHATS THE DIFFERENCE!!!" Squee shouted. "....meaning...spelling...pronouncation...geological..and......thats it." Nny a dit sarcastically. "Can toi just take me...
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posted by JTHMsbabe
zimmy: on the first jour of Christmas my best friend gave to me! a brass knuckle on the tree

zim: on the seconde jour of christmas my best friend gave to me, two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree! hit it gaz!

gaz: on the third jour of christmas my WORST friend gave to me, 3 gaaaAAmeboys!
zim: two lazer guns!
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree!

dib: on the fourth jour of christmas my best friend gave to me! 4 ways to get zim!
gaz: 3 game boys
zim: two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass nuckles on the tree! hit it jade *throws th microphona at her*

jade: *all mad sounding* on the fifth jour of christmas,...
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posted by invaderzimrox
"Ok...just stop. What do toi want from me, and why me?" asked Nny. "We want toi to kill yourself. Because you've underpopulated this world." it said. Nny took some of the meds, then decided to take a nap. Just after a few hours, there was a knock at the door. Nny got up and weakly opened the door. It was Squee! "Why do toi look so tired?" he asked. "I've been tired...what do toi want?" Nny replied. "Uh...my mommy usually makes me dîner par now, and its 7;30, but her and daddy still aren't home...can I please stay with toi tonight? Maybe I can help toi with the...things toi keep hearing." said...
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