Johnny Depp @ the World Premiere of 'The Tourist'

1 toi room is full of posters/pictures of him.

2 toi HAVE to buy the magazine that has his latest
interview/photos in it.

3 toi have JD shirts, duvet covers, bags ect.

4 toi have a special place for all your JD
merchandise.

5 If someone touches your JD stuff toi take it off
them.

6 toi get VERY ANGRY if someone says something
horrible about him.

7 toi find it annoying when someone spells "Johnny
Depp" wrong.

8 toi get exited when toi see one his films is
gonna be on in the T.V mag.

9 toi go to the cinema to see his films even if
toi don't know what it's about.

10 toi compare other actors to...

THE TIME SINK of Twitter is a wonderful place to keep up with your Friends and interests. ou if toi prefer, waste your idle time snooping on other people whom toi don't even know.

Just recently we have seen it used both in a malicious manner, to create and spread the rumour that Johnny Depp is dead, and in a pretty good way, to send a message from space.

As for Depp, he has been the victim of a terrible online hoax that has been used to spread malware.

Graham Cluley, who par the looks of things is a bit of a fan, wrote, "Innocent Internet users were fooled par the hoax, spreading messages to their...