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posted by s3ptamber
"Clockwatching"

Take off, both your, shoes and clothes, I'll follow.
Undo, corkscrew, drink from the haut, retour au début of a broken bottle.
Lately we're running out of time, aren't we?

Smoking, often, and calling out our guilty pleasures,
Let's keep, talking, anything to stop clockwatching.
Lately we're running out of time, aren't we?
Crazy for running all the time, m-m-m-m-maybe.
Let's forget we're running out of time.

I'm off like an airplane,
I'm licking your postage stamp again.
I'm using my right brain and I'm praying that we don't crash.
Who knew I'd cum so fast.
Well so what if a two pompe chump can't last.

But I made it to three, and I foreclose a five minute, fantasy.
On a short-lived flight, making l’amour on economy
No jumping, conclusions,
I don't think there's no solution,
Let's get, backwards,
And forget our restless destination.

Let's live in this moment just this time, could we?
Just take one moment of our time m-m-m-m-maybe.
Let's forget we running out of time.

I'm off like an airplane,
I'm catching my seconde wind again.
I'm using my left brain
And I'm righting all my wrongs.
I'm yearning to turn toi on.

I've been working on getting toi off, so get on board.
Well how can I guess par the subject of the best predicate that's left unsaid when the matter is too delicate.
My loneliness is evident.

And its you,
You're running through my mind and it makes me c-c-crazy cra-cra-crazy.

La la la
La la la la la
La la la (ooooooo, so amazing)
La la la la la la
La la la
Laaaa oh oh
Laaaaaa lo oh oh oh

Lady, dreamer, toi might be the soundest sleeper,
Tonight, sleep tight, and build your nest upon my shoulder.
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"Absolutely Zero"

You. toi were a friend. toi were a friend of mine I let toi spend the night
You see it was my fault. Of course it was mine.
I'm too hard at work. Have toi ever heard of anything so absurd ever in your life.
I'm sorry for wasting your time.

See who am I to say this situation isn't great? When it's my job to make the most of it
Of course I didn't know that it would happen to me. Not that easy.

Hey what's that toi say? You're not blaming me for anything well that's great
But I don't break that easy. Does it fade away?
So that's why I'm, I'm apologizing now for telling toi I thought that...
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posted by s3ptamber
"Curbside Prophet"

I’m just a curbside prophet
with my hand in my pocket
and I’m waiting for my rocket to come
I’m just a curbside prophet
with my hand in my pocket
and I’m waiting for my rocket, ya'll

y’see it started way back in nyc
when i a volé, étole my first rhyme from the m.i.c.
at a west end avenue at 63
the beginning of a leap year, february, ’96
with a guitare picked up in the mix
i committed to the licks like a nickel bag of tricks
well look at me now
look at me now
look at me now, now, now, now

i'm just a curbside prophet
with my hand in my pocket
and i'm waiting for my rocket to...
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posted by s3ptamber
"Who Needs Shelter"

Good-day sunlight
I'd like to say how truly bright toi are
toi don't know me but I know you
You're my favori star
Follow toi I will so lets get moving

Who needs shelter when the mornings coming?
Absolutely there's no one
Who needs shelter from the sun?
Not me, no. not anyone.

par your clock the cock rooster crows
Then off to work where everybody goes
Slow, But eventually they get there
Picking up the jour shift back where all left off
Confined and pecking at relationships
toi know it's only a worthless piece of shit

Who needs shelter when the mornings coming?
Absolutely there's no one
Who needs shelter from the sun?
Not me, no. not anyone.

I'd sleep it all away but the sun wont let me
I'd miss those lovely days of summer

Good-day sunlight
I'd like to say how truly bright toi are
toi don't know me but I know you
You're my favorite.
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"You And I Both"

Was it toi who spoke the words that things would happen but not to me
Oh things are gonna happen naturally
Oh taking your conseil I'm looking on the bright side
And balancing the whole thing
But often times those words get Raiponce up in lines
And the bright lights turn to night
Until the dawn it brings
Another jour to sing about the magic that was toi and me

Cause toi and I both loved
What toi and I spoke of
And others just read of
Others only read of the love, the l’amour that I love.

See I'm all about them words
Over numbers, unencumbered numbered words
Hundreds of pages, pages, pages for words...
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Dr. Graham Tattersall*
239 pages
2010

A Guide to Answering the Unanswerable, Making Sense of the Nonsensical, and Solving the Unsolvable

How big is your vocabulary?
How heavy is your house?
Do the dead outnumber the living?
What are the best words to use
in a personal ad?

We humans are a curious species, prone to think, ruminate, reflect, cogitate, mull over, and philosophize. We long to explain away the world around us, to answer all those seeming unanswerables. Why are we here? Is there a God? Is there life after death? And, above all, how many houseflies does it take to pull a car?

A confirmed and...
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"Too Much Food"

You can say that I'm one curly fry in the box of the regular
Messing with the flavor oh the flavor that toi savor
Saving me for last but toi better not eat me at all
Living in a fast nourriture bag making Friends with the ketchup and salt
People say that I'm crazy for not moving on to better things
Instead I'm sitting around trash talking with the oignon rings
But it's much too soon to leave this easy life
Pass me the spoon. Pass the analytical knife

Now you're about to get cut up ou get cut down
It's all about the wordplay all about the sound in the tone of my voice
You gotta let me make my...
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posted by s3ptamber
"Sleep All Day"

His after moan though cries oh no
He's building up a shine but he take it slow
And he knows it's time to make a change here And time to get away
And he knows it's time for all the wrong reasons, oh, time to end the pain
But he sleep all, sleep all day, sleep all, we sleep all jour over again
Why don't we?

She a dit what would your mother think and how would your father react oh lord
Would he take it all back what they've done
No way he a dit take it, take it and don't break it with your own two hands
That was my old man and he said
if all is grounded toi should go make a mountain out of it...
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"A Beautiful Mess"

You've got the best of both worlds
You're the kind of girl who can take down a man,
And lift him back up again
You are strong but you're needy,
Humble but you're greedy
And based on your body language,
And shoddy cursive I've been reading
Your style is quite selective,
though your mind is rather reckless
Well I guess it just suggests
that this is just what happiness is

Hey, what a beautiful mess this is
It's like picking up trash in dresses

Well it kind of hurts when the kind of words toi write
Kind of turn themselves into knives
And don't mind my nerve toi could call it fiction
But I like...
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posted by s3ptamber
"Song For A Friend"

Well you're magic he said
But don't let it all go to your head
Well I bet if toi all had it all figured out
Then you'd never get out of bed
No doubt
All the thing's that I've read what he wrote me
Is now sounding like the man I was hoping
To be
Keep on keeping it real
Cause it keeps getting easier indeed
He's the reason that I'm laughing
Even if there's no one else
He said, you've got to l’amour yourself

You say, toi shouldn't mumble when toi speak
But keep your tongue up in your cheek
And if toi stumble on to
You better remember that it's humble that toi seek
You got all the skill toi need,...
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"O. Lover"

What's the worst thing that could happen?
We could change our minds.
That seems to be the hottest topic at this time.
We are sitting around in the meditation, dragging, chasing,
Wonderin?whose holdin?whose got the will to draw the line.

I know you've got something burning up inside,
It's so unhealthy but so good for me, oh!
Said if I didn't know, and if I didn't know, well if I didn't know that toi loved me would toi tell me?
Well God only knows our contradiction's to quitting, is a hate to l’amour relationship thing.
A feu under toi is so fulfilling,
I fear there's nothing more.

I'm giving, giving...
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posted by juicyjossy9
Jason’s blog posté on
Monday, November 15, 2010
9:56 AM


EVERYDAY I EAT THIS ------>

And I get it here: link

When people ask me about it, I take a deep breath because talking about it leads to a rant on how much I think it’s awesome. When I’m in a hurry I simply say, “I dunno what it is, but it’s supposed to make my penis grow 2 inches in just 4 weeks.”

In all seriousness, this stuff will make toi live to be a thousand.

I promise you’ll commentaire on this blog when you’re 900 (wishing toi were dead) asking, “What was in that sh*t?”

Vitamineral Green. Best if stirred with coconut...
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posted by s3ptamber
"Common Pleasure"

Said will I,
I remember when we used to walk together,
Used to talk together, Go to the park together,
In all of kinds of weather we would share,
This common pleasure, with most of human kinds,
It was a kind of treasure, one I was surely glad to find,
And I got some right here, And I'm okay, I'm okay
You're okay, ha ha, we're okay, ha ha ooha I am alright,
I answered alright, I'm doin' fine,but ohh Bones again are broken,
The l’amour is not a token of affection, It's not even a real thing,
It's a word, so don't try to buy it out with a ring,
Cuz it's a verb, to l’amour someone, open up and...
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posted by s3ptamber
"Forecast"

Well I heard that it might be raining lit sheets and lover's words
Let's throw out the hotel comforter and hang the 'do not disturb'
Sign me up for the storm
I'll wear my suit for the shower
Cause I'll have toi to keep me warm in the coldest hour

And when the darkness falls under your hair, there I'll be
And crazy is the forecast all week

Well every kiss, every hug is so light on that touch, delicate like a snowflake
Well I can taste, I can taste, I can taste, I can taste toi all over my face
And everyone might find it foolish to not be counting on the sun
But your mouth is my umbrella now
Because...
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posted by s3ptamber
"Bella Luna"

Mystery the moon
A hole in the sky
A Supernatural nightlight
So full but often right
A pair of eyes a closin' one
A chosen child of golden sun
A marble dog that chases cars
To farthest reaches of the plage and far beyond into the swimming sea of stars

A cosmic poisson they l’amour to kiss
They're giving birth to constellation
No riffs and oh no reservation
If they should fall toi get a wish ou dedication
May I suggest toi get the best
For nothing less than toi and I
Let's take a chance as this romance is rising over before we lose the lighting
Oh bella bella please
Bella toi beautiful luna
Oh bella do...
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