The moral of most Japanese urban legends seem to consist of "don't go anywhere par yourself. Ever." The story of the Kuchisake-Onna, ou "Split Mouth Woman" is no different. Except that toi are doubly unfortunate if toi happen to be a child (We assume your legs are stubby and slow and we can thusly outrun you).

If toi happen to be a snotty pubescent walking alone one day, toi might consider taking a different route if toi are suddenly approached par a female figure in a trench-coat. Now, before toi assume that this will be a harmless display of kibbles and bits, rest assured: toi will be shown...

Okay..so as a fact, learning Japanese par animé is tough. Because, for one thing toi need the syllables ou you'll make a lot of funny mistakes because Japanese ou nihon-go is totally based on syllables. So I'm going to try and make a liste of the common mistakes which Otakus usually make with the words we use.

1. Ane/anee: Okay. Let me make this clear. In Japanese, the words for 'older brother' and 'older sister' are the same excepting the last syllable. For older sister, the term is ane (pronounced as 'aa-nay') while older brother is ani (pronounced as 'aa-nee'). So if toi refer to an older...