Wanna hear some Jacob jokes. *beware they usffer from lamo*

How do toi get rid of jacob?
Get a stick and yell fetch


What do toi call a Jacob Black when he's lost?
A where-wolf.

How do toi know Jacob Black is happy to see you?
He humps your leg.



What should toi do if your Jacob Black gets sick?
Count your friends. It may be somebody he ate.


Where does Jaocb Black live?
In a were house.

What do toi call Jacob Black with clothes on?
A wear-wolf.


Why does Jacob Black like to eat health nourriture nuts?
It keeps their coats nice and shiny and healthy looking.

what do toi call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything toi like, he can't chase you.



CREDIT TO 1TeamEdwardFan