This is my first rap song. It's about my co-worker. It's not very nice. Also, somewhere there's the line 'i don't mind being the hottest chick around' I usually don't say those kinds of things. She just really pissed me off.

Talking shit like a twit
That’s all toi can do
But when it comes down to it
Nothing gets through to you
You’re all big talk
But toi got no game
And this poor me crap
Is really fucking lame
Who the hell are you
To play victimized
We’ve all got issues, bitch
But I guess yours are worse than mine
If you’d be the honest person
toi claim to be
toi wouldn’t talk third
person singular about me
Did toi think I wouldn’t hear
Standing two feet away
ou is the truth that toi really
Just didn’t fucking care
toi got your head so far up your ass
toi can view the world through your mouth
Is it any wonder I’m mad
If you’re all toi think about
I’ve had it with your commentary
It’s like a never-ending song
You’re no better than me
But go ahead and prove me wrong
toi need to lose some fat
At least that’s one thing you’re right about
But take your time
I don’t mind being the hottest chick around
Think toi can get what toi want
Just par clapping your hands
In case toi didn’t know
Your wishes are no one’s commands
toi may not like the cards
That’ve been dealt to you
toi still gotta play the game
So toi might wanna lose the attitude
When life gives toi lemons
toi better not suck it up
‘Cause the look on toi face
Says you’ve had plus than enough
toi judge people for
Talking behind other people’s backs
I guess this is where I say
Pot calls kettle black
toi asked if I’m mad
But toi never asked me why
So, if there was ever an apology
toi can now Kiss it goodbye
Go find someone else
To bother with your tears and your grief
‘Cause this whole ‘everyone hates me’ shit
Doesn’t work on me
Guess I’m cold like that
But I like it that way
You’re not worth my tears
Sure as hell not my pain
toi always say the right things
To make matters worse
And toi never seem to understand
When to keep your big mouth shut
Now you’re mad, ‘cause I’m mad
Must’ve forgotten about it
Being pissed is a privilege
And only toi hold the rights to it
I don’t mind being the bad guy
I don’t mind being mean
I’d rather be pure evil
Than a whining drama Queen
You’ve got a car, got a job
Yes, it’s easy to tell
That even though toi have nourriture and shelter
Your life’s a living hell
Easy for me to say
‘Cause I’m not walking your shoes
But like I a dit before
We all have our issues
So don’t pretend to know
One thing about me
My life’s not a fairytale
And it ain’t always pretty
At least I fight my demons
The best way I know how
toi take yours with you
And unleash them to the crowd
Now it’s past midnight
This is getting insane
But I just can’t stop writing
And you’re the one to blame
Guess it also never crossed your mind
To pass the thank you’s around
toi know, when we cleaned up your mess
‘Cause toi weren’t around
We’re not at your service
If that’s what toi thought
And if you’re crying now
toi shouldn’t have pissed me off
No one gives a rat’s ass
Your life’s not what toi pictured it
If toi don’t make a change
You’re just gonna have to live it
Now I can keep going
About what a pretentious chienne you’ve been
But if it still hasn’t gotten through your skull
It’s never gonna sink in