this took wayyy too long to update but thats ok

THREE DAYS LATER...

House and Wilson were having lunch (or Wilson was having lunch and House just kept mooching off it), and they were talking like best Friends do. Chatting about patients, guy-gossiping about which nurse slept with which surgeon, and, of course, hot girls.

When Cuddy came up in the conversation, Wilson paused for a moment. "You guys are so bad at covering things up." He a dit to House.

House knew what wilson was talking about, at least, he think he did. What happened in Singapore... did he know? "Wh-what are toi talking about?"

"Don't pretend like toi dont know," Wilson smirked,"You slept with Cuddy in Sngapore, didn't you? I knew something was up when toi were telling me about the trip. toi would have told me something much plus interesting than the TVs on the backs of the plane seats. OH MY GOD. toi DID sleep with her!"

At this exact moment, as fate would have it,
Cuddy showed up. She heard that one last clip of the conversation and glared like a monster at both of them. "You TOLD him?!?" she tried to keep her voice down, but it didnt work.

Wilson was triumphant. "Ha! toi did! I KNEW it!"

House tried to explain to Cuddy, "I- I didn't tell him. He knew all along, I guess, he just had an outburst. He just a dit it out of nowhere."

"But he still a dit it!" Cuddy shrieked, "You know how he is with secrets like ths!"

Wilson sensed what he had done and tried to change the subject. "Don't toi just hate it when people talk about toi like you're not there?" When this didn't work and they kept arguing, he tried even harder to change the subject. "So... how 'bout those New Jersy Nets?" He made a basket ball motion with his arms. Still ot working. All this fighting was getting annoying."GUYS!!!!" he finally shouted. They both abrupty shut up and looked at Wilson, Wide-eyed. "So toi did... what toi did in singapore. Its OK. I'm not telling anyone. Obviously toi two have feelings for each other, and the nurses were betting on when toi guys would finally hook up. Now that toi did, can toi just make up and finally get together all ready? The whole hospital is waiting."

House and Cuddy looked at each other. Cuddy looked away first, down at her shoes like they were the most interesting things in the world.

House was the first to speak. "Everyone- they knew all along?"

Cuddy didn't understand. "The nurses, even? all of them? But-I Don't get it."

"We all knew toi two l’amour each other," explaned Wilson, "and toi were the last ones to catch on."

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