House Funniest clinic patient moment?
There are so many to choose from, it's hard, I know... I think some of my favourites would be:
* When House almost sold his syringe to that little boy who'd put coins on his dad when he was sunbathing.
* When House was trying to be nice to clinic patients and one woman used her inhaler like perfume, and he convinced another she'd had a virgin birth.
* When House tired to diagnose as many patients as he could without touching them.