WARNING:This is just some stupid joke article which toi really should not waste your time on.
Over the years I have seen countless horror movies. Everything from "Nightmare On Elm Street" to "Child's Play." From "IT" to "The Exorcist" And so on and so forth. If toi don't wanna sit through a 2 heure flim here are the main points toi might pick up in a horror movie.
1)Don't take your eyes off a murder. They déplacer at the speed of light.
2)Just cause it's small doesn't mean its not deadly.
3)Yell "Help" all toi want. No one will save you.
4)Girls never wear bras in horror movies. It just isn't done.