ｐａｒａｃｈｕｔｅ

I see toi chillin' in those horns with the troll I want
and I'm like GLUB YOU. (Oo, oo, oo)
I guess the WAND in my POCKET wasn't enough
I'm like, glub toi
and glub her too

Said if I wasn't hipster, then I'd still be with her.
Now I'm Forever alone. (Forever alone)
And since she don't want to pail
I'll just go take my baleine with a
GLUB toi (Oo, oo, oo)

Well whatevver, so I'm not as clever
as that lowblood hacker guy
I don't have psionics
Don't do electronics
But that don't mean we must say goodbye

I envy the troll that is in quads with you, yeah
(Oh cod, he's such a poser)
Well
(Look now, they're getting closer)...