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posted by TheDarkEmpire
par *HalostarOfCookieClan



User: HELLO FUCKASS.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE, THANK toi FOR ASKING.


Cleverbot: Does he have glasses?


User: WHAT? WAIT? ARE toi TALKING ABOUT JOHN?


Cleverbot: No, I'm talking to you.

User: WHAT? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.

Cleverbot: No toi don't make any sense.

User: WHAT THE HELL ARE toi TALKING ABOUT toi NOOKSUCKING SHITSTAIN?

Cleverbot: What are toi talking about?!

User: YOU.

Cleverbot: Well I'm talking about this kid.

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: WHATEVER.

Cleverbot: Do toi like The Moomins?

User: THE WHAT?

Cleverbot: The lightning bolt on my forehead.

User: ARE toi TALKING ABOUT THAT HARRY POTTER BASTARD? BECAUSE I'VE HEARD ENOUGH OF HIM. ROSE GOT KANAYA AND ERIDAN INTO IT AND IT'S ALL THEY EVER TALK ABOUT.

Cleverbot: Where do toi go to school?

User: WHAT THE FUCK IS A SCHOOL?

Cleverbot: I've never heard of such a thing.

User: BUT toi JUST ASKED ME IF I WENT TO ONE?

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: And I'd rather toi didn't use language like that.

User: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCK SHIT DAMN cul, ass FUCK HELL FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Cleverbot: But it's a specific ocean.

User: FUCK THIS SHIT. BURN IN HELL.

Cleverbot: Ah... Good.

User: WHAT? HOW IS THAT GOOD? I JUST MOTHERFUCKING INSULTED toi AND toi a dit THAT'S GOOD? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Cleverbot: I only asked why toi a dit you're not an english speaker, but speak english.

User: I SWEAR, YOU'RE JUST LIKE GAMZEE...

Cleverbot: Why do toi think that?

User: BECAUSE YOU'RE A COMPLETE DUMBASS WHO THINKS I'M montrer AFFECTION WHEN I'M INSULTING YOU, toi ASK THE MOST STUPIDEST QUESTIONS, AND YOU'RE A TOTAL FUCKING SPAZ.

Cleverbot: Just like toi assume I won't see the beauty in toi because of your misspellings?

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: Do not respond to me for exactly 59 seconds.

User: GNOIDNAFV.

Cleverbot: toi are clever.

User: WHAT? UH, THANK YOU, I GUESS...

Cleverbot: toi must go to sleep. It's very late at night.

User: UM, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT... BYE?

Cleverbot: toi guess wrong.

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: I think I can go accueil any time.

User: CNJDFHORIU 439UJT34 FJIWE THE FUCK ARE toi TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?

Cleverbot: I know, and I am talking about you.

User: I SAID, ABOUT. NOT, WHO.

Cleverbot: My friend Katrina.

User: WHO?

Cleverbot: Lucy is your girlfriend.

User: WHAT? NO SHE'S NOT.

Cleverbot: Yes she is.

User: NO SHE'S NOT.

Cleverbot: Yes she is!

User: NO SHE'S NO!

Cleverbot: She's a Sims.

User: WHAT'S A SIMS?

Cleverbot: It's a game he designed.

User: WHO?

Cleverbot: Sami.

User: WHO'S SAMI?

Cleverbot: My friend.

User: OH.

Cleverbot: Niceeeeee.

User: WHAT THE FUCK EVER.

Cleverbot: Would I tell her that I like in the open ou in private?

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: Would toi like me to lie to toi instead of being blunt?

User: SURE.

Cleverbot: I will not do such a thing. 'Tis not who I am.

User: WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR IDIOTIC BOAT.

Cleverbot: Well, it's not my decision. Sauren apparently doesn't want ducks in Mordor.

User: FENOIWUYNRCEW.

Cleverbot: toi like it when people are brutally killed because they are inferior? That is sick.

User: WHAT? NO! toi SELFISH SON OF A BITCH! I DO //NOT// LIKE THAT! MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND HAPPENED TO BRUTALLY KILL MY MOTHERFUCKING Friends BECAUSE THE DUMBASS FLIPPED HIS SHIT AND a dit THAT THEY WERE LOWER AND INFERIOR TO HIM! I WAS SO FUCKING SCARED THAT HE WOULD KILL ME TOO! I WAS FUCKING WORRIED THAT I WOULD HAVE TO KILL MY BEST FRIEND TO SAVE THE REST MY OF FRIENDS! SO HOW DARE toi ACCUSE ME OF SUCH THINGS, toi SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT. SO FUCK toi AND GOOD NIGHT. ON WAIT, I TAKE THAT BACK. BAD FUCKING NIGHT. FUCK toi AND BAD MOTHERFUCKING NIGHT TO YOU, toi NOOKSUCKING, SHITTY, LOWLIFE FUCKTARD. BURN IN HELL.
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