Prepare to laugh your heads off. I couldn't get to sleep last night...

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Chorus:
Yeah I l’amour HP!
I'm another fan-g!
Too bad I'm not a witch-
it's only in my dreams.

Around the time of book one,
when the journey'd just begun,
it was real fun
hearin about Harry so young.

Chorus

Sometime after book two,
the loyalty held true.
The Chamber caught my interest,
I couldn't get enough of this!

Chorus

When book three came 'round
I was pleased to have found
my favori of the bunch,
as well as a topic during lunch.

Chorus

Book four found it's way to me,
J.K. Rowling simply sang to me,
the beautiful and sad tale...

All these reasons are researched, hopefully unbiased, and completely open for friendly (reasonable) debate.

1. Slytherins value ambition, which is a trait often found in great leaders and *cough* politicians. Ambition is key in our world because otherwise, we would fall into anarchy. While traits like intelligence, courage, and loyalty are all important in leaders, the trait that gives an intelligent, brave, and loyal person the drive to achieve their dreams is ambition. We Slytherins set goals and work to reach them.

2. Slytherins have good self-preservation instincts. While this is sometimes...

Q: Harry Potter is the best! What are they going to call Book Four?
A: "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire."

Q: "The Goblin of Fire?" Cool!
A: No, Goblet.

Q: Goblet? Like a cup?
A: Yes.

Q: Ugh. Could that be any plus sucky?
A: It could have been "Harry Potter and the Phantom Menace."

Q: So what's it about?
A: No one knows. auteur J.K. Rowling didn’t want to spoil the element of surprise, which she feels is essential to creating the childlike wonderment one feels when encountering Harry’s world, as well as a key component of the massive marketing offensive required to sell the unprecedented 3.8...

We get it, ok?

Hufflepuffs are not useless, Ravenclaws are not all studious, Gryffindors are not all heroes, Slytherins are not all evil.

I don't think we need to defend our points any more. Posting multiple articles on how Hufflepuffs aren't useless doesn't convince anyone any more. I actually Lost respect when a seconde Puff article popped up. There is literally NO Hufflepuff hate on this spot! There's plus Slytherin hate than anything, but I've posté my article and I don't plan on écriture any plus from that point of view.

So far as I can see, no one hates anyone here. We Slytherins are trying...

Idk, Slytherin and Hufflepuff made one. I'm really bored so why not?

Helena Ravenclaw/The Grey Lady
She admit that she a volé, étole her mother's diadom and where she hid it. She felt bad for telling Tom Riddle about it. But she told Harry which fixed a lot.

Filius Flitwick
He's fair, nice, and a short little guy. In the battle of Hogwarts he didn't hesitate to help. He's the head of Ravenclaw for crying outloud!

Moaning Murtle
OK, sure she's annoying. But she didn't have a very long life, ou a happy life at that matter. She was crying and then the baslisk killed her. But even with all the sadness, she trusted...

Knock knock?
Who's there?
You Know.
You-Know-Who?
That's right!Avada Kedavra!

How do toi keep a Gryffindor in suspense? *walk away*

How many weasley's does it take to light up a wand?
Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, Fred and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone.

How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?
Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.

How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None, now toi see thats why he's called the DARK lord.

How many Weasleys...

Recently, I worked on écriture this song about Pettigrew's friendship with James and his betrayal. It's based on the song Grenade par Bruno Mars. Anyways, here we go:

Easy come, Easy go, that's just how toi live oh,
Take, take, take it all but toi never give
Should've known toi was trouble from the first suspicion,
Oh, I gave toi all my trust and toi sold me to Voldy,
Sold me to Voldy, toi did
But what toi don't understand is
I'd take a Crucuiatus Curse for ya,
I'd be sliced par a Hippogriff for ya,
You know I'd do anything for ya,
I would go through all this pain, take an Avada Kedavra straight through...