Just a aléatoire thing inspired par my OC. XD

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1. I cannot pull Italy's curl.

2. I cannot lick Italy's curl.

3. I cannot eat Italy's curl

4. I cannot marry Italy's curl.

5. I cannot stomp on Italy's curl.

6. I cannot twirl Italy's curl backwards around my finger.

7. I cannot stare intently at Italy's curl, especially if my nose is within 5 ou less inches of a dit curl.

8. I cannot cut off Italy's curl.

9. I cannot buy Italy's curl illegally.

10. I cannot composer l’amour songs for Italy's curl.

11. I cannot knit with Italy's curl.

12. I cannot use Italy's curl for a closeline.

13. I cannot breathe seductively on Italy's curl.

14. I cannot obsessively take close-up pictures of Italy's curl, especially while hiding in mysterious bushes.

15. I cannot hang Italy from a tall building par his curl.

16. I cannot attempt to suck Italy's soul out through his curl.

17. I cannot chop up Italy's curl with large knives and use it to season pâtes, pâtes alimentaires dishes.

18. I cannot tell chats that Italy's curl makes a great toy.

19. I cannot dare others to do these dirty deeds for me.

20. I cannot tell Italy that I have even considered doing such things to his curl.

21. The same rules also apply to Romano's curl.

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What am I doing with my life... XD