Russia demotivational

VELCOME TO MY profil PAGE VHERE I TELLZ ZOU EVERYTHING ABOUTZ ME...ORZ MAYBE JUST A LITZLE! FIRZT OF ALLZ, I LIKE DAIZIEZ... YEZ, DAIZIES. VHAT ZOU DONT KNOWZ ABOUT DAIZIES, IZ THATZ THEY CANZ BE UZED TO TAKEZ OVA ZE VORLD!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA *cough**cough* HA...!! VOW, ITZ SEEMZ I AMZ CATCHZING A COLD...

cold,cold,cold,cold,cold,cold,cold,cold,cold....

SORZY, IM ALZO A TENZY BIT BIPOLZAR...HEHE... HE...HEHEHEHEHEEE..HEHE...HAAAAA!!!!!!

*sips vodka*

VOW!!! I AMZ SOO DRUNKZ!!! VHY AMZ I STILL TYPZING THIS PROFILEZ... WHATZ IF I TELLZ ZOU THAT I AMZ DRUNK AND ZOU THINK THATZ I AMZ DRUNK...

Im really sorry guys its just, I took the “who’s your Hetalia husband” test, and every time I took it I got Russia! So I was just in the mood for écriture a fanfic so here go’s



    You searched through the vinyl records that Austria had donné toi as a gift and picked out your favori one, toi walked over to the record player and turned on a quiet, classical tune. toi began to swing, side to side; toi closed your eyes and began pretend toi were dancing with a partner. The musique has a very waltzy feel to it, something toi just couldn’t help, but dance to. toi began...