China and South Korea grew silent once they heard a familiar voice call through the bushes “do…*hic* do I’m gonna kirr England but not *hic* Russia! *hic* because he is *hic* soooo nice!!! *hic* in fact I just killed England be-*hic* because he is a b-itch!” Japon meowed stumbling through the bushes running right into China and South Korea “oh salut toi *hic* guys!” Japon meowed quickly leaping up on his paws. “Uhh…are toi drunk ou are toi hanging out with France again aru?” China meowed instantly Japon slashed China across the face and hissed “I AM THE AWESOME ONE B-ITCH!!!”...
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