1) Follow him around and keep asking the same stupid question no matter what answer he gives.
2) Follow him around chanting, “Who a volé, étole the cookie from the cookie jar? Remus a volé, étole the cookie from the cookie jar!"
3) Give him nicknames that are unrelated to his real name. Ex: Paul. Joe. Han Solo. Teddy Bear. Freddie.
4) Ask loudly where bébés come from. Keep asking him even if he claims he won’t tell you.
5) On the off chance he gets frustrated enough to tell toi where bébés come from (previously mentioned on number 4), look offended and claim he’s not taking toi seriously.
6) Whenever...
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