The Best of Draco Malfoy Part 2

No offense intented to anyone, and I l’amour toi J.K. Rowling and I l’amour toi to bits for giving us Barty Jr.'s character.

But I'm not too keen on finding out plus about Jo's visions on Wormtail if she even has any. She seemed to totally hate him from the beginning to the very end. To have him as a plot device and didn't seem to care about him as a character at all.

She didn't give him any dignity ou spine - (I recall only one moment wherein he shows bravery and good about himself; in order to pay back his life debt to Harry from the book three, in the book four he suggests to Voldemort that perhaps...

Did toi know...
I don't know what will happen [for this story]later.
I started lire HP this year
I don't know why you're bothering with this
The cake is a lie!
It annoys me how when toi write something, it always looks so long, but when toi soumettre it, it comes out tiny.
Draco was supposed to- wait, wrong story
Pigfarts, Pigfarts,here I come! Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum!
And the scene begins...
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I looked out the window. It was getting pretty late, and I was getting tired. I looked into the sky, it was a shade of dark blue, not too...

Book 2 Mistakes
NOTE: Many of these book mistakes were corrected in later versions, so the mistake may not appear in your HP book.

* On page 4, the jour of Harry's birthday, Rowling says, "and then, exactly a an ago, Hogwarts had written to Harry..." but they had actually written before Harry's eleventh birthday. He'd been receiving them before, he just never had the chance to read one. So technically he had been written to before his eleventh birthday. Thanks, Kelsey!

* On page 95, it states that Nearly Headless Nick "took several deep breaths, and then said, in a far calmer tone, 'So what's...

Don't own it.
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BELLATRIX
Come, now a roundel and a fairy song;
Then, for the third part of a minute, hence;
Some to kill cankers in the musk-rose buds,
Some war with rere-mice for their leathern wings,
To make my small elves coats, and some keep back
The clamorous owl that nightly hoots and wonders
At our quaint spirits. Sing me now asleep;
Then to your offices and let me rest.

The fées sing:
You spotted snakes with double tongue,
Thorny hedgehogs, be not seen;
Newts and blind-worms, do no wrong,
Come not near our queen.
Philomel, with melody
Sing in our...

I do not own Harry Potter ou A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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VOLDEMORT
Having once this juice,
I'll watch Bellatrix when she is asleep,
And drop the liquor of it in her eyes.
The suivant thing then she waking looks upon,
Be it on lion, bear, ou wolf, ou bull,
On meddling monkey, ou on busy ape,
She shall pursue it with the soul of love:
And ere I take this charm from off her sight,
As I can take it with another herb,
I'll make her render up her page to me.
But who comes here? I am invisible;
And I will overhear their conference.

Enter DRACO, PANSY, following him

DRACO...

1. Tell her Ron proposed to Lavender in Madam Puddifoot's.

2. Tell her McGonagall a dit that her global, ensemble OWL results would have been a T, but they decided that would have been an insult to trolls.

3. Frequently inquire as to why she is wasting time knitting all those woolly bladders and leaving them lying around the common room.

4. When toi ask why she's angry with Pansy Parkinson, and she tells toi it's because Pansy just compared her to a chipmunk, act confused and say: "But why are toi so upset? I thought toi valued honesty in others?"

5. Whenever something in Hogwarts isn't working properly,...

This liste may contain spoilers!

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter livres and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from toi (Example: When in a car ou an elevator). If toi don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favori song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly....