Harry Potter fonds d’écran

So I've been thinking about this a lot lately...I discussed this with a friend a few months ago. We were talking about how many Christian groups (as toi well know) have condemned HP as anti-Christian. In fact, I believe that the Harry Potter story is actually a symbolization of the Christian religion.
Note: This is entirely my opinion and is not meant as "Christian propaganda" ou to offend anyone in the slightest. It is merely my opinion! :)

Harry Potter is Jesus. Whaaaaat?!
1) Both HP and Jésus were born into humble beginnings.
Jésus was born in Bethlehem, a tiny town literally in the middle...

Here's a comparison and contrast essay I wrote for school - keep in mind my English teacher has never read Harry Potter, so I had to explain stuff.

When comparing a book and a film, ou something similar, the first thing one thinks about is obviously the plot. And in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, at first glance, you'll find it's rather similar in both the book and the film. Harry, Ron and Hermione, the main trio, go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for their sixth year. They're shocked when they find out that ex-Potions Master Severus Snape has been named Defence Against...

This article is reviewing his devotion as a Death Eater, his possible part in the Longbottom torture, his childhood, his father's l’amour for him - and some other things - always basing on what we can read from the Goblet of feu book. Weighting on my own interpretation, of course.

I know the vast majority of people seem to have taken a liking of the first impression the book gives on the father-son relationship, especially par Junior's own words, so I respect that view - however those are only his beliefs and not necessarely the truth and I personally like to dig deeper into the possibilities....

Disclaimers: If I owned Harry Potter, would I be écriture this stupid list?
I don’t even know why anyone would want to own Twilight.


1. When he’s fast asleep, sound a trumpet right suivant to his ear.

2. Sing “The Song That Never Ends.”

3. At five-thirty in the morning, wake him up, ‘Good morning, dear Lord Snake-face!’

4. Constantly compare him to Darth Vader.

5. Let loose 3,846,729,462 mice in his bedchamber.

6. manteau every corner of his headquarters in butter/cheese.

7. Introduce him to Bella/Voldy pairings.

8. Throw water over him. If my calculations are correct, he’d melt!

9. Show...

A nearly complete liste of all the Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans' flavors! Enjoy!!:PP

Acid
Apple
Avocado
Bacon
Bagel
Baked Beans
Baking Soda
Banana
Beanstalks
Biscuit
Blackcurrant
Bread
Brown Sugar
Brussel Sprouts
Butter
Buttermilk
Candy Floss
Carrots
Caterpillar
Cauliflower
Caviar
Celery
Centipede
Cheese
Cherry
Cherry Tart
Chewing Gum
Chicken
Chocolate
Chocolate Mousse
Cinnamon
Coconut
Cod
Coffee
Compost
Cookie Dough
Copper
Corn
Cough medicine
Cucumber
Curry
Custard
Diesel
Dirt
Earwax
Egg yolk
Eucalyptus Leaves
Flowers
Fried Beans
Frog Legs
Glue
Grass
Ham
Honey
Honeydew
Horseradish
Hot Sauce
Ice Cream
Ink
Iron
Kidney Beans
Lamb
Latex
Leather
Lemon
Lettuce...

Harry James Potter:

- Harry became an Auror at age 17 without taking his N.E.W.T's
- In 2007 he became the head of the Auror Office.
- He was featured on a chocolat Frog Card for his accomplishments.
- He made sure that Severus Snape's portrait was hung in the Headmaster's office wtih the other Headmasters' and Headmistress' portraits.
- After parting with his muggle family he was on 'Christmas Card' terms with them and the occasionally visited.
- The book version of Harry has green eyes, but the déplacer version has blue eyes due to the fat that Daniel Radcliffe's eyes ar to sensitive for contact lenses....

- It isn't illegal to do this, since the publisher posté it up on the internet first, just in hard to read handwriting.

OK, So this is J.K Rowling's 2 Page StoryCard.
Read it first, and the read my thoughts about it.
Then, toi can post your's in the comments!!

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The speeding motorcycle took the sharp corner so fast in the darkness that both policemen in the pursuing car shouted,"Whoa!" Sergeant Fisher slammed his large foot on the brake, thinking that the boy who was riding pillion was sure to be flung under his wheels; however, the motorbike made the turn without unseating either of...

There have been a lot of Harry Potter theories, ranging from the ridiculous to the strange to the horrifying.

I have composed a liste here.

Please commentaire any other theories toi know of that I've missed. :)

Also: there are major spoilers in some of these. suivant to each one, if there is a spoiler, I will write the book that it spoils, so if toi haven't read that one: skip that theory.

1. The Dursley Family is Justified (Spoils Deathly Hallows)

This is one of my favorites, par the way. Now, we all know that Horcruxes often corrupt people (the medallion, Riddle's diary) and Harry is, as it was revealed...

So Rowling never really discussed why Bellatrix is so obsessed with Voldemort. And I constantly ponder upon how anyone could find that no-nosed snake-man-boy attractive in any way. With that a dit I wanted to post a few of my theories as well as some of the interesting ones I've seen across the net. Once again, as stated, these are just theories and speculations. No more, no less.

First and foremost I think it's a pretty sûr, sans danger bet to say that she loves him ou at least started to l’amour him based on the fact that they share similar ideologies. Both loved the idea of pure-blood supremacy. A lot of...

Thanks to zanhar1 for the idea. it was brilliant xD

*Also like to point out, this is like a crack!fic so non of the characters will act like they usally do*

It took a lot of yelling and arguing, but Bellatix finally did it. She finally got Voldemort to go to the plage with her.
Once they got to the plage they both hissed at the sunlight. They weren't too fond of it since they preferred the dark, If toi couldn't tell from their pasty pale skin.
Bellatrix had pick out a nice maillot de bain to montrer off for the lord, since she really wanted him to like her. Voldemort on the other hand, was covered head...

I found an interesting short essay from HP Lexicon and it made me think about it even deeper than it goes.

First off; please don't get me wrong.
I l’amour Dumbledore's character, I l’amour Lockhart's character, I l’amour Hogwarts, and I love, love, love the livres and the HP universe. I'm just wondering and interested in what, if anything, is behind all this I'm about to discuss.
That if Rowling possibly actually planned this somehow and for some reason many parents in that universe are willing to over-look huge problems and risk their children's lives because of someone's status and précédant reputation...OR...