Harry Potter drawing par Jenny Jenkins

toi mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

You call your least favori teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and toi run outside looking for an owl.

You actually ask for a balai, genêt à balais for Christmas.

You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time toi turn on a flashlight.

You sort everyone toi meet into the four Hogwarts houses (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin).

You were burned when toi couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after toi broke your nose running headfirst into the mur between platforms nine and ten.

The wand order...