Barty crouch

WUR: Kill harry or ron?

OMG! This is soooooooo hard. Kill Harry. (I love Ron too much,lol)

WUR: Slap Hermione or slap Luna? lol

Slap Luna. (she'd blame it on some strange animal)

WuR: Hug Dumbledore or umbridge

Hug Dumbledore, of course!!!!!!!

WuR: be slapped by Harry or be slapped by Ron?

Be slapped by Harry! (I would feel so sad if Ron slapped me. He is my favorite character!)

WUR: Be an Auror or an Unspeakable?

auror. Maybe I would get killed befor my cancer kills me!

WUR: Kill snape or be killed by voldemort?

kill snape DUH lol

WUR: make out with ginny or kik ron in the face ??

Uh, I would have to say kick Ron in the face cuz I am pretty sure I am a girl.

WUR: Be a witch/wizard OR Be a ghost at Hogwarts?

Be a witch/wizard!!! (It would be great!) :)

WUR: Hang out with the trio at the Three Broomsticks or visit the twins at Weasleys Wizard Wheezes?

visit the twins!!

WUR: Eat a barf flavored jelly bean or be humiliated by losing ur house 100 points, bunking them out of 1st place?

Eat a barf flavored jelly bean!
Oh come on! It can't be that bad!

WUR: Sell your soul to Voldemort, or kill Voldemort and take
over as the top evil guy or gal?

Take over as top evil guy

WUR: Kill yourself or kill dumbledore?

Kill Dumbledore (He's an sneaky idiot who didn't think about the best for harry (WHO IS A CHILD) but for the 'Greater good'. No wonder Potter is messed up.)

WUR; Travel by Flu Powder or by Knight Bus

Travel by Flu Powder!

WUR: Have a Death Eater as a best friend or Have Umbridge as a best friend?

Have a Death Eater as a best friend.
A death eater who was a SPY for the Order of the Phoenix!

WUR: Sing to Voldemort confessing your true love for him
OR
tell Bellatrix that lovely old Voldyshorts is YOURS and to BACK OFF!

Tell Bellatrix that lovely old Voldyshorts is mine and to back off! (Then I would quickly disapparate before she kill me,lol!)

WUR: Be a Hogwarts Headmaster or the Minister of Magic?

HeadMISTRESS of Hoggywarts =D

WUR: Be Harry and Have to go through everything that he did throughout his life (and what a messed up life he had) Or be Voldermort who caused it?

be harry! harry has a good ending!

WUR: Duel Bellatrix or duel Snape?

Dule Snape >> he might be a tad more sympethetic ;D

WUR: Make out with Hagrid or Dumbeldore?

EW!
Peck Dumbledore on the cheek before Crucioing him!
Ya, I don't really like him...
HE SET HARRY UP!

WUR: Teach Voldyshorts the Barney song OR ask him why he has such
a big nose?

Teach Volyshorts the Barney song (The poor guy needs some love, lol)

WUR: Invite the Dursleys to your wedding or let Hagrid make your wedding cake?

Invite the Dursleys to my wedding, as they would never come.

WUR: Be Grawp's half-brother/sister OR Be "Loony" Luna?

(I love Luna!)

Be "Loony" Luna!

WUR: Work for the Daily Prophet or Work for the Quibbler?

For the re-formed 'good' Daily Prophet not the nasty one :P

WUR: Run around a death eater training camp (I wonder if they actualy had those, if not just a place with lots of death eaters)singing all things bright and beautiful over and over again throwing rose petals over them and then suggest a campfire and a good old sing song but even if they say no you have to stay and do it on your own in front of them OR Have to make out with Hagrid, Crabbe and Goyle for 5 minuets each day (ewwww =S)lol

Run around a death eater training camp singing all things bright and beautiful over and over again, throwing rose petals all over them, and then suggesting a campfire and a good old song and when they say no I stay and do it on my own in front of them.
Whew! That was long!
But that would be SOO funny!

WUR: Tell Hermione that you "accidentally" copied her notes, and add that you really didn't meant too, but you set them both on fire OR tell Ron that Fred and George have a giant pet tarantula, and they are really mad at him.

Tell Hermione that you "accidentaly" copied her notes, and add that you didn't meant too, but you set them both on fire, lol.

WUR: Tell Snape that he is the worst teacher ever and that his hair looks disgusting OR tell Professor Trelawney that you love her class and that you hope to be like her someday.

LOL I'll go with admiring Trelawney.

WUR: Kiss Lucius Malfoy or Hagrid?

OMG!....Kiss Hagrid, lol

WUR: Babysit Ron and Hermione's children or babysit Harry and Ginny's children?

Harry and Ginny's Children, lily is soo cute :D

WUR: Have Harry & Ginny as your parents or Ron & Hermionie?

Ron&Hermione!! :)

WUR: Ride a broomstick with Hermione OR ride a broomstick with Neville?

hermione i trust her way more!


WUR:die slowly and painfully from dementors or die slowly and painfully from askaban

Die slowly and painfully from Azkaban

WUR: Have a grindylow as a pet OR have a hinkypunk as a pet?

Hinkypunk --- The name is soo cool imagine bring-you-pet-to-school day "Teach: And what have you brought into show us today? Kid: A HinkyPunk! Yeah be jelouse!!!!" lol

WUR: Be on the Hollie Head Harpies or Be in the Weird Sisters?

Be on the Hollie Head Harpies, it would be cool to be a quidditch player(even a bad one).

WUR: Have to kill Fred OR kill George?

OMG! I can't choose!.....Kill Fred (He is already dead anyway)

WUR: Play a Quidditch game OR just watch a Quidditch match as an spectator?

Play >>>I would love to be able to fly!!!!

WUR: Eat flesh eating slug repelant or ... Strip in front of Voldermort :@ lol

Strip in front of Voldermort (his face would be a picture.)

WUR: Do up to Snape at christmas and sing "We wish you a merry christmas" really loudly whilst presenting him with gift wrapped Shampoo or Eat bubotuber pus on burnt toast cooked by Hagrid

probably eat bubotuber pus on burnt toast. i could always puke it up anyway.

WUR: Marry voldermort or have a child with snape

Have a child with Snape, lol

WUR: Hug Voldemort OR Hug Peter Pettigrew?

Hug Voldermort >>>that man needs some loving xD

WUR: Kill Harry or Ginny (they are both married and there kids are already born)

Hmm....Ginny cause Harry's the main character

WUR: Run naked through Malfoy Manor then sit on Voldies lap nude and then find all the death eaters and dance nudy in front of them for a bit OR run through diagon alley nude with and throw rose petals over everyone while singing the numa numa song?

run through diagon alley nude with and throw rose petals over everyone while singing the numa numa song >>>>lol

WUR:Spend the whole day with peeves following you constantly embarrasng you and playing tricks on you OR Get lost in the department of myseries?????

Get lost in the Department of Mysteries (so much fun!)

WUR: Be an Animagus OR be a Metamorphmagus?

Metamorphmagus — I'm not sure, but is it possible to change yourself to an animal if you're a Metamorphmagus? If not, it'll still be cool, and you get a disguise anytime you need one!

WUR: Have Pettigrew beat you with his bare hands (including his magical silver one) OR Chew off Voldemort's toenails?

I could take Pettigrew [:


WUR:Have a threesome with Snape and Voldemort or have a threesome with Pettigrew and Dudley?

Snape and Voldemort; they need some lovin'!

WUR: Crash your dad's stolen flying car into the Whomping Willow OR Be caught speaking Parseltoungue by the whole school, even though you're in Gryffindor?

LOL i would so love to crash the old mans car, he needs a new one anyway :p

WUR!!! be an animagus OR be a kik ass quidditch player ??? :o

Be a kick ass quidditch player!!

WUR: Insult a hippogriff OR insult Snape?

insult snape, he wouldn't do anything about it.
be a deatheater, or an order member?