10 Ways to Annoy Bellatrix Lestrange
1) Suggest that Voldemort thinks that Pettigrew is a plus capable Death Eater than she is.
2) Send apparitions of the Longbottoms after her, never letting her rest.
3) Post Harry Potter fan type things all over her Azkaban cell.
4) Keep bringing up her sister, Andromeda, in conversation.
5) Keep bringing up Tonks in conversation.
6) Impersonate Voldemort and make her believe that he’s into peace with Muggles.
7) Cut off her hair and dye what’s left orange; toi can tell her that her appearance improves with the “Annie Lennox” look.
8) “Confiscate” her wand; say it’s a Ministry decree and that she has to spend six weeks in the Muggle world/
9) Curse Voldemort in front of her
10) Poke several Mimbulus Mimbletonias while she’s around and then dramatically say, “The revenge of Neville has come!”
10 Ways to Annoy Snape
1. Give him a bottle of Head & Shoulders for Christmas.
2. In the hallway, shout, “Hey Snivelly! Yoo-hoo!”
3. Stash bottles of cooking sherry inside his Potions cupboard and whisper to Trelawney later on, “Check out Snape. I think he’s got something of yours.”
4. Get a huge, hooked fake nose and wear it, strutting about pretending to be Snape.
5. Shout, “Look! It’s a werewolf! Run!” and see if he whips around.
6. Sing at him, “I’m gonna wash that oil right out of my hair, gonna wash that oil right out of my hair…”
7. While he’s refereeing a Quidditch match,
accidentally-on-purpose aim a Quaffle at his head.
8. Gush about how noble and wonderful Harry Potter is when Snape’s within earshot.
9. In Potions class, throw aléatoire ingredients into your cauldron, boil it down, and say you’re a non-conformist to restrictive potion making.
10. Get two of your Friends to put on dog masks with toi to resemble a bad-tempered pug dog and jump out at him.
10 Ways to Annoy Voldemort (with ideas from TheSummoningDark—thank you)
1) Call him “Voldy”
2) Eat one of his Horcruxes
3) Impersonate a Death Eater
4) Suggest that he needs a facelift
5) Steal his wand and replace it with a pointy stick
6) Write “I wish I were invincible” on the back of his robes
7) Stand over him, first thing in the morning, wearing round glasses, green colour contact lenses, and a fake scar on your forehead
8) Repeat number 7, while saying in a scary voice, “I am your worst nightmare! Bow in my presence! toi will die!”
9) Spike his nourriture with Polyjuice Potion, containing Dumbledore’s hair
10) While he is speaking of his evil plans, add your own commentary and sound effects
1. If he’s on one of the higher floors of his manor and near the window, shout “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!”
2. Grab his walking stick thing and pretend to duel with him.
3. Tell him dumb blond jokes.
4. Paint, “I l’amour Harry Potter” on his Death Eater robes.
5. Write in any black journal, “Lucius…I’m back,” and leave it open on his desk.
6. Braid his hair in the middle of the night.
7. Walk par him for an heure dressed up as a ludicrous impersonation of a Death Eater and say, “I am faithful!” while throwing yourself at his feet at intervals.
8. Sing Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like a Lady,” in his ear.
9. Tell him that Arthur Weasley is actually an heir to a large Wizarding fortune of billions of Galleons and see how he takes it.
10. Dye his black robes hot pink.
1) Suggest that Voldemort thinks that Pettigrew is a plus capable Death Eater than she is.
2) Send apparitions of the Longbottoms after her, never letting her rest.
3) Post Harry Potter fan type things all over her Azkaban cell.
4) Keep bringing up her sister, Andromeda, in conversation.
5) Keep bringing up Tonks in conversation.
6) Impersonate Voldemort and make her believe that he’s into peace with Muggles.
7) Cut off her hair and dye what’s left orange; toi can tell her that her appearance improves with the “Annie Lennox” look.
8) “Confiscate” her wand; say it’s a Ministry decree and that she has to spend six weeks in the Muggle world/
9) Curse Voldemort in front of her
10) Poke several Mimbulus Mimbletonias while she’s around and then dramatically say, “The revenge of Neville has come!”
10 Ways to Annoy Snape
1. Give him a bottle of Head & Shoulders for Christmas.
2. In the hallway, shout, “Hey Snivelly! Yoo-hoo!”
3. Stash bottles of cooking sherry inside his Potions cupboard and whisper to Trelawney later on, “Check out Snape. I think he’s got something of yours.”
4. Get a huge, hooked fake nose and wear it, strutting about pretending to be Snape.
5. Shout, “Look! It’s a werewolf! Run!” and see if he whips around.
6. Sing at him, “I’m gonna wash that oil right out of my hair, gonna wash that oil right out of my hair…”
7. While he’s refereeing a Quidditch match,
accidentally-on-purpose aim a Quaffle at his head.
8. Gush about how noble and wonderful Harry Potter is when Snape’s within earshot.
9. In Potions class, throw aléatoire ingredients into your cauldron, boil it down, and say you’re a non-conformist to restrictive potion making.
10. Get two of your Friends to put on dog masks with toi to resemble a bad-tempered pug dog and jump out at him.
10 Ways to Annoy Voldemort (with ideas from TheSummoningDark—thank you)
1) Call him “Voldy”
2) Eat one of his Horcruxes
3) Impersonate a Death Eater
4) Suggest that he needs a facelift
5) Steal his wand and replace it with a pointy stick
6) Write “I wish I were invincible” on the back of his robes
7) Stand over him, first thing in the morning, wearing round glasses, green colour contact lenses, and a fake scar on your forehead
8) Repeat number 7, while saying in a scary voice, “I am your worst nightmare! Bow in my presence! toi will die!”
9) Spike his nourriture with Polyjuice Potion, containing Dumbledore’s hair
10) While he is speaking of his evil plans, add your own commentary and sound effects
1. If he’s on one of the higher floors of his manor and near the window, shout “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!”
2. Grab his walking stick thing and pretend to duel with him.
3. Tell him dumb blond jokes.
4. Paint, “I l’amour Harry Potter” on his Death Eater robes.
5. Write in any black journal, “Lucius…I’m back,” and leave it open on his desk.
6. Braid his hair in the middle of the night.
7. Walk par him for an heure dressed up as a ludicrous impersonation of a Death Eater and say, “I am faithful!” while throwing yourself at his feet at intervals.
8. Sing Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like a Lady,” in his ear.
9. Tell him that Arthur Weasley is actually an heir to a large Wizarding fortune of billions of Galleons and see how he takes it.
10. Dye his black robes hot pink.
