Harry Potter vs Twilight

Harry Potter vs Twilight Harry Potter Battle Plans: For Those Who Hate Twilight

LilysLittleTwin posted on Dec 14, 2009 at 10:10PM
I don't want to mess up '1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight', so here it is! Basically, Mrs-Grint, DracoLove777, dobbyssocks, me, and others have made a battle plan to knock the Twihards down a few pegs. All Harry Potter fans are welcome here, though.

This is the pledge to become a Phoenix Fighter:

'I solemly swear that I will do my best to protect others from the Twazi regime. I will never go over to the Disco Balls and betray my Order of the Potters heritige. Harry Potter is better than Twilight, not the other way around. I swear to protect what is left of the Vampire Fiction genre from Twilight and it's followers. I will remain loyal to Bram Stoker, Susan B. Anthony, and any other that worked tirelessly, only to have their work destroyed because of Twilight. Mischeif Managed.'
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il y a plus d’un an ChocAttack266 said…
Yeah...someone had better tape it for me! Ron loving WWP cracked me up.

EDIT: I got Post 2552 without even realising it! Awesome.
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il y a plus d’un an TeamSiriusBlack said…
Lol, I'll get Voldemort to tape it, seeing as he's Draco's slave for a whole day XD.
il y a plus d’un an ToyletGnome said…
AJ, I accidentally got 2442. High-five for accidental palindrome posts!

My mum and I just had a party by ourselves. We were singing Whitney Houston, Spice Girls, and some stuff from Mulan so loudly, I think people 3 suburbs away heard us. My sister hates singing though, so she retreated to her bedroom for a few hours. Whoops!
il y a plus d’un an Mrs-Grint said…
Holy shizzle, guys. I go away for... a day.. and there's three pages?!

Sarah keeps sending my threatening messages... she says she'll hurt my family if I don't give her the drugs... :(
il y a plus d’un an ToyletGnome said…
I hate my laptop.

I was just halfway through writing a post and my computer shut down.
*fridge*

Oh, by the way, my mum's psychic.
il y a plus d’un an TeamSiriusBlack said…
^Fail. Annie: Just give her butterbeer! And a copy of Wizards of Waverly Place XD
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il y a plus d’un an TeamSiriusBlack said…
Oh, and I made a new game :P :
link
il y a plus d’un an ToyletGnome said…
^^ Good idea... and get me some too. Just don't put any squirt in it. I'd rather stay dehydrated.
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il y a plus d’un an ABDCFan- said…
When did Ron say he liked Wizards of Waverly Place?

And I know this is random, but if you've been to MLIA.com, and read the posts on there, don't you think some of them are just hilarious?
il y a plus d’un an TeamSiriusBlack said…
^A Very Potter Musical *passes butterbeer*
il y a plus d’un an ABDCFan- said…
OH! *takes butterbeer* Thank you! :D
il y a plus d’un an I_Hate_Twilight said…
what is your favorite song of the Ministry of Magic?
il y a plus d’un an TeamSiriusBlack said…
cool
*passes chocolate frogs* So, Snape is in the dungeon killing sparkling vampires. Today is a good day
il y a plus d’un an ToyletGnome said…
Vicky, I haven't been on MLIA in aaaaaages. I just go on AverageWizard.
il y a plus d’un an ChocAttack266 said…
^I saw that long a sound and jumped straight to Llamas With Hats. "Caaaaarrl!"
il y a plus d’un an TeamSiriusBlack said…
LLAMA!
il y a plus d’un an ToyletGnome said…
Caaaaaaaarl, what is wrong with you?
Well, I kill people and I eat hands, so that's two things.
il y a plus d’un an TeamSiriusBlack said…
Lol, cannibal :P
il y a plus d’un an ChocAttack266 said…
Taylor: I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break.
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il y a plus d’un an TeamSiriusBlack said…
2570 XD
*gives out random hands* :D!
il y a plus d’un an ToyletGnome said…
Carl: It's the sound of forgiveness.
Other Llama: It's the sound of people drowning.
Carl: That's what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming, then silence.
il y a plus d’un an TeamSiriusBlack said…
O.O
il y a plus d’un an ABDCFan- said…
Carl? And I just go on it becaue half of the posts make me laugh like a loon! Pahahahabananahahahahaha.

EDIT: This is also random. How do mermaids pee? I'm really curious...
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il y a plus d’un an Mrs-Grint said…
The same way they have babies, Vicky, there's a flap.

I SPOT THE BANANA!
il y a plus d’un an LilysLittleTwin said…
"Gaah! They took my frickin' kidney!"
il y a plus d’un an TeamSiriusBlack said…
I SPOT BATMAN!
il y a plus d’un an LilysLittleTwin said…
Woohoo! First post on page 104!
il y a plus d’un an LilysLittleTwin said…
WHERE?
il y a plus d’un an TeamSiriusBlack said…
IN DIAGON ALLEY!
il y a plus d’un an Mrs-Grint said…
"There's only one place to get all this, Diagon Alley,"

"Diagon Alley, of course!"

"DI-AGON ALL-EYY with RON AND HER-MY-OH-NEE!"

"Diagenelly!"

"Welcome, Harry, to Diagon Alley!"
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il y a plus d’un an ABDCFan- said…
BANANARAMA.

WHO is Carl?
il y a plus d’un an TeamSiriusBlack said…
^A llama ^.^
il y a plus d’un an ABDCFan- said…
And where is this Llama? I like Llamas. :D
il y a plus d’un an BellaCullen96 said…
‎​"Hi guys, that looks like fun! Why don't you come and join us in the garden?"

"The police man looked very hot."

LLAMAS!!!
*dies*
il y a plus d’un an Mrs-Grint said…
LOL. Watch Caillou, and if you have minds like me, Sarah and Izzy. YOU WILL BE DISTURBED.
il y a plus d’un an TeamSiriusBlack said…
XD If you watch Spongbob, you get very perverted thoughts o.O
il y a plus d’un an BellaCullen96 said…
^I know
SpongeBob: "Patrick, your genius is showing."
Patrick: *looks down frantically* "Where?!"

Okay, this is like wayyyyy late, but I ♥ that Tom Felton picture you posted, Vicky!

Annie, what you said on page 103 about me bugging you for drugs... WTF?! Where did you get that from??

Hehe, Charlie!
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^I know SpongeBob: "Patrick, your genius is showing." Patrick: *looks down frantically* "Where?!" Ok
il y a plus d’un an BellaCullen96 said…
Caaaaaarl!
My stomach was making the rumblies─
Carl!
─that only hands would satisfy.
What is wrong with you, Carl?
Well, I kill people and I eat hands, that's two things.

Uh, Carl, why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?
Well, I guess you could say it is red and sticky.
Carl, what are we standing in?
Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?
No, I would not believe that.
Uh, melted gumdrops
No
Boat nectar
No
Some of God's tears
Tell me the truth, Carl!
Fine, it's the lovely elderly couple from 2B
Caaaaaarl!
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Caaaaaarl! My stomach was making the rumblies─ Carl! ─that only hands would satisfy. What is wron
il y a plus d’un an ChocAttack266 said…
Oh no, a narslogg's got Charlie! Hold onto our tongues! *six metre tongue flings out*

This is one of my new life missions: be with a group of people that start quoting Charlie the Unicorn, and have a long strip of red fabric in my mouth so that when someone says "Hold onto our tongues!", I can spit it out.
il y a plus d’un an Quakefur said…
Lol, that was one of my favorite parts of that video. A while ago, the whole school was quoting it, but not anymore... My younger brother knows Secret Agent Bob in an online gaming thing; the game is called Steam. (it could be an imposter, though)
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il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
God, I'm bored XD




Ooh! Give me that cake!
God, I'm bored XD Ooh! Give me that cake!
il y a plus d’un an Quakefur said…
meh
Entered an art contest at school with one of my anime cat-girls (basicly people with cat ears and tail) I hope I win... But it looks as if no one else has even entered yet... Is that still a win...?
il y a plus d’un an ABDCFan- said…
Yes, it's still a win. :D
il y a plus d’un an ToyletGnome said…
Guess who's got new Internet.
Meeeeeee!

It's much faster, and we can get a signal 2 houses down the street. I'm not joking, it's that awesome.

AaaaaaayJaaaaaaaay...
AaaaaaayJaaaaaaaay...
We're on a bridge AJ.
Tonight, we need to talk about tomorrow, but I'm going to go watch a movie first, so hopefully you'll still be up on time to say HAPPY SATURDAY!
il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
^ Hooray for Saturday!!! Gahh, I miss fish and chips :(
il y a plus d’un an Mrs-Grint said…
WOO! Finally got back from Wales! Just checked Eddie and Bella in the freezer... and I'm pretty worried. They're stuck hard in a huge square of ice. Hmmm...

OOH OOH! I went shopping today aaaaand... I BOUGHT A LLAMA! A sparkly llama covered in beads and glitter. :D In a fairtrade shop, and even better - I MADE IT A HAT! And christened it Llama Lord Carl Borace Frogtusk the 2nd. WOO!
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il y a plus d’un an TeamSiriusBlack said…
^LOL! Nice! XD @AprilCandy24, the picture looks like Harry is using the Force to drop the ccake XD.
il y a plus d’un an ToyletGnome said…
^^ Epic win. I went shopping yesterday and bought clothes... And shoes. I laaaiiiiike them.

As it turns out, my iTouch loves the new Internet, but my computer doesn't. Fucking technology.

EDIT: Damn. Now I can't get post 2600. :(
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il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
^ WOO! I wish I had one!
il y a plus d’un an Mrs-Grint said…
Well, I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
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