Harry Potter vs Twilight

Harry Potter vs Twilight Harry Potter Battle Plans: For Those Who Hate Twilight

LilysLittleTwin posted on Dec 14, 2009 at 10:10PM
I don't want to mess up '1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight', so here it is! Basically, Mrs-Grint, DracoLove777, dobbyssocks, me, and others have made a battle plan to knock the Twihards down a few pegs. All Harry Potter fans are welcome here, though.

This is the pledge to become a Phoenix Fighter:

'I solemly swear that I will do my best to protect others from the Twazi regime. I will never go over to the Disco Balls and betray my Order of the Potters heritige. Harry Potter is better than Twilight, not the other way around. I swear to protect what is left of the Vampire Fiction genre from Twilight and it's followers. I will remain loyal to Bram Stoker, Susan B. Anthony, and any other that worked tirelessly, only to have their work destroyed because of Twilight. Mischeif Managed.'
last edited on Jun 09, 2010 at 03:59AM

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il y a plus d’un an ABDCFan- said…
*watches*
il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
Wahaha, I'm sooo dull
il y a plus d’un an ABDCFan- said…
I keep replying to comments really late. ¬¬ The last comment I posted was to the video link ToyletGnome gave. :)

Margot, he picture you gave...Which part of the first movie is it from? :)
il y a plus d’un an ToyletGnome said…
^ When they're taking the flying lesson, right?


Bold and the Beautiful is so bad... but so addictive! *goes to watch more*
il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
Vicky, it was the Sorcerer's *ahem* Philosopher's Stone movie. The one where they have to say up in Flying Lessons and when Neville flies up :))

LOL
Harry: EFF YOU!
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il y a plus d’un an ToyletGnome said…
^ Woo! I was right!

AJ's bored. What should we do?
il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
^ No idea. Hmmm, hah! I got it! Let's kill Stephenie Meyer! If we know where she is now. *facepalm*
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il y a plus d’un an ToyletGnome said…
^ Good idea.

Well we know she's in North America because she doesn't believe in flying. *pan*
il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
^ She's probably never heard of the plane *facepalm again*. I better get my wand ready. It'd be useful for Avada Kedavra.

Blimey, it's going to be a sure doddle!
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il y a plus d’un an ToyletGnome said…
What. An. Idiot. [/Hermione voice]

*fridge*
il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret!
^ WHAT?! Shouldn't it be: Stephenie Meyer, the stupid bouncing Thesaurus Rapist!?
il y a plus d’un an BellaCullen96 said…
Bloody hell! Why must you post so much while I'm at school? I can't possibly catch up now...

AprilCandy42: I ♥ ferrets, hehe
il y a plus d’un an ToyletGnome said…
big smile
^ I know. It sucks missing out on the fun.

Disney marathon tonight! YAAAAAAAAY!
il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
@Taylor: I am soo watching.

@Sarah: I love ferrets, too XD

Blimey, why am I such a night person?! Bloody hell, I've gone mental!
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il y a plus d’un an LilysLittleTwin said…
I ish very bored...
il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
^ You're not alone :))


This picture is a win :'D
last edited il y a plus d’un an
^ You're not alone :)) This picture is a win :'D
il y a plus d’un an LilysLittleTwin said…
Yesh it is!
il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
I'd gladly give them any medicine :))
il y a plus d’un an ABDCFan- said…
LOL!
I feel like having a HP marathon...xD
il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
^ And it feels goooooooooooooooooooooood!!!!!!
il y a plus d’un an Mrs-Grint said…
Woo! Go HP marathons. I've only just realised that I've watched OOTP waaaay less than the others. But then, Yates did crap all over it.

LOL, Dan has double-chin! XD Just looking at them makes me yawn... zzzz...
il y a plus d’un an ABDCFan- said…
If Dan has a double chin...does that mean he's following the ways of his beloved Uncle - Vernon?
il y a plus d’un an Mrs-Grint said…
O-Noes! That is most possible o.O
il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
I wouldn't want that to happen. Just imagine him as fat as Uncle Vernon. That's bloody.

Annie, you have post 2424! XD
il y a plus d’un an ABDCFan- said…
And he said that they didn't feed him. Lies, I tell you. LIES!

EDIT: I started off page 98! :D
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il y a plus d’un an Mrs-Grint said…
Dirty lies. Haha, that reminds me of the abusive Dursley fic me and Izzy wrote... *imagines Dan Radcliffe fat* - *SNORT*
il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
They've been lying to me all along! BITCHEEZ! *grabs laser gun and goes of to shoot liars*

Annie, what you are seeing is one of the most horrific things I've ever seen. *SNORT*
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il y a plus d’un an ABDCFan- said…
*also imagines Dan fat* *gigglesnorts*

*listens to Dirrty by Christina Aguilera*

It's been stuck in my head since Margot mentoned the word Dirty to me in our conversation. HA. :)
il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
Oh God, Vicky, it's stuck in my head as well! :O Haha :>
il y a plus d’un an Mrs-Grint said…
Indeed, 'tis very horrific.

Harry: EXPECTO-- EXPECTO PATR-- *passes out*
Remus: Don't worry, Harry, here, have some chocolate.
Harry: *eats chocolate* Hmmm... nom nom nom...

2 Weeks Later...

Harry: Expecto.. oh no *falls to the ground* Er - Professor? I need some chocolate!
Remus: *sigh* Harry, I get the feeling that you're not trying hard enough.
Harry: NOM NOM NOM.. oh God, Remus! I feel something in my arm! And my chest hurts! AHHH! *DIES*

Yep, that was pretty random.

*grabs laser gun* LET'S GO EAT SOME PEOPLE! WOO!
il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
Mmm, let's eat those Muggles! NOM NOM NOM!!!
il y a plus d’un an ABDCFan- said…
Oh Noes! For Harry Is DEAD!
*becomes juliet and dies*
*harry rises*
Harry: WTF?
*dies*
il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
OH NOES! HARRY IS DEAD!!! *eats more Muggles, nom nom nom*

EDIT: 2434!!! I guess it's speshulful.
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il y a plus d’un an Mrs-Grint said…
Juliet? Wouldn't it be Ginevra? =D

Yummy, we are the Death Eaters after all. *eats Muggles* Nom nom nommy.
il y a plus d’un an ABDCFan- said…
I like speshulfulness...

OH NOES. HARRY. I AM ALIVE. (L)
il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
*stops eating* Gah, if I keep eating, I might be as fat as Daddy Dursley, or as fat as how I imagined Dan Radcliffe to be. I know! I'll be on a Twihard diet! *eats Twihards, yummeh, nom nom nom*


The picture below shows how Harry and Ron would react if they saw me eating Twihards. WHAT DO YOU CARE?! I LIKE EATING TWITARDIES!!! NOM NOM NOMMY!!!!!!!

EDIT: Is it just me, or does it look like they're wearing Slytherin ties? LOL
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*stops eating* Gah, if I keep eating, I might be as fat as Daddy Dursley, ou as fat as how I imagined
il y a plus d’un an Mrs-Grint said…
Holy shizzle, I'll join that twitard diet, too! *nom nom nom*

*sees Harry, Ron & Myrtle* Oh... hey, guys. :) Harry! Where's your glasses?! You might fall over something! Like a football.. or a dolphin...
il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
^ Or a dead Twitard we're eating! Care to join us?
il y a plus d’un an Mrs-Grint said…
Ron: Sure! I'm starved! *tucks in*
Harry: O_O *backs away*

EDIT: oh, and they're wearing Slytherin uniforms because they've just changed back from being Crabbe and Goyle.
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il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
*forces Harry to eat Twitards*

Harry: Yum. nom nom nom...







User: *laughs insanely*.


Cleverbot: *rolls around* *laughs*.


User: I just saw a llama! Look!


Cleverbot: What movie?


User: LLAMA!!!!


Cleverbot: Why Llama?

User: You just got hit by a llama!!!! :O.

Cleverbot: No I diddant.

User: Yes you did :D.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: LLAMAAAAAAAAAA.

^ One big Fail XD
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il y a plus d’un an Mrs-Grint said…
See? It's good, isn't it, Harrington?
il y a plus d’un an ABDCFan- said…
They ARE wearing Slytherin ties. It's the scene with the Polyjuice Potion in CoS. :D
il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
Harry: Yes. *eats more*
Me: I knew it! *offers Harry and Ron more*

EDIT: Oh, sh!t. I really forgot it. *eats more Twitards*

EDIT 2: 2444!
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il y a plus d’un an Mrs-Grint said…
Oh God... maybe this twitard diet isn't that good... *vomits* I feel ill. Too much cliched dialogue... being set-up for dissapointed about not having sparkly boyfriends... it's just *VOMIT*
*eats Chocolate frogs* Yummy.
il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
*drinks Butterbeer to relieve self* Here, Annie, I think you'll need this. *offers it also to Harry, Ron & Vicky*
il y a plus d’un an Mrs-Grint said…
Phew. *sips Butterbeer* Thanks.
Myrtle: What about me..? JUST BECAUSE I'M DEAD DOESN'T MEAN I SHOULDN'T BE OFFERED THINGS!!
il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
Yeah, but it'll just go right through you.

Myrtle: JUST BECAUSE IT CAN PASS THROUGH ME?! *cries hysterically*

Fine, *offers Butterbeer*

EDIT: One reason why I wouldn't end up in Hogwarts: Because I can't tie a tie. Yes, it's true.
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il y a plus d’un an ABDCFan- said…
*is sick* I ate my second twitard and i threw up. There's something in them that I can't eat.

Annie! LOL! :'D
il y a plus d’un an AprilCandy42 said…
Vicky, I think what all of us can't eat in them is their brain. Their twihard disease is contagious. Scareh. Maybe we'll stick to just killing them. Don't you agree? *asks at Harry, Ron and Myrtle*

Harry: Yeah, maybe eating them isn't a good idea.
Ron: Then what do we do to THEM? They're already dead!
Me: May I suggest keeping them in the place where Sweeney Todd keeps the dead victims?
Harry: Good idea!
il y a plus d’un an Mrs-Grint said…
What..? In pies?! Mrs. Lovett would be happy but still... ew!
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