I discovered these song spoofs in my écriture folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with toi guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.
Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella par Rihanna)-
toi wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until toi agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn toi into a vampire
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told toi I'll be here forever
a dit I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, toi crazy witch
Now it's raining plus than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella cygne cygne Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella cygne cygne Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella cygne cygne Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella cygne cygne cygne cygne Swan)
These important things, will never come in between
Coz you’re a blank slate, and I’m not entirely straight
When I thought toi were dead
And toi thought I had fled
We were at our best, leaving fangirls obsessed
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told toi I'll be here forever
a dit I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, toi crazy witch
Now it's raining plus than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella cygne cygne Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella cygne cygne Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella cygne cygne Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella cygne cygne cygne cygne Swan)
I can’t ever be real
Even if I make girls squeal
Stay away from me,
There's a big distance between our lust
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all toi need and more
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told toi I'll be here forever
a dit I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, toi crazy witch
Now it's raining plus than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella cygne cygne Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella cygne cygne Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella cygne cygne Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella cygne cygne cygne cygne Swan)
Vampire-izer (spoof of Womanizer par Britney Spears)-
Bella Swan
Where toi from, how's it going?
I know you
Notta clue what you're doing
toi can play brand new to all the other vamps out here
But I know what toi are, what toi are, baby
Look at you
Gettin' plus than just re-up
Baby, you
Got all the loups garous with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what toi are, what toi are, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, toi are, you, you, toi are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what toi are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what toi are-a-a
toi got me going, toi also charming, but I can’t do it, toi Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what toi are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what toi are-a-a
toi say I'm crazy, I got toi crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Mary-Sue
toi got the swagger of a champion
Too bad for you
Just can't find the right companion
I guess when toi have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy, who toi are, that's who toi are baby
Lollipop
toi must mistake me, you’re the sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim, not another
Say it, play it how toi wanna, but no way
I'm ever gonna fall for you, never you, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, toi are, you, you, toi are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what toi are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what toi are-a-a
toi got me going, toi also charming, but I can’t do it, toi Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what toi are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what toi are-a-a
toi say I'm crazy, I got toi crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Ah... hope toi enjoyed!
Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella par Rihanna)-
toi wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until toi agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn toi into a vampire
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told toi I'll be here forever
a dit I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, toi crazy witch
Now it's raining plus than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella cygne cygne Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella cygne cygne Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella cygne cygne Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella cygne cygne cygne cygne Swan)
These important things, will never come in between
Coz you’re a blank slate, and I’m not entirely straight
When I thought toi were dead
And toi thought I had fled
We were at our best, leaving fangirls obsessed
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told toi I'll be here forever
a dit I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, toi crazy witch
Now it's raining plus than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella cygne cygne Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella cygne cygne Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella cygne cygne Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella cygne cygne cygne cygne Swan)
I can’t ever be real
Even if I make girls squeal
Stay away from me,
There's a big distance between our lust
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all toi need and more
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told toi I'll be here forever
a dit I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, toi crazy witch
Now it's raining plus than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella cygne cygne Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella cygne cygne Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella cygne cygne Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella cygne cygne cygne cygne Swan)
Vampire-izer (spoof of Womanizer par Britney Spears)-
Bella Swan
Where toi from, how's it going?
I know you
Notta clue what you're doing
toi can play brand new to all the other vamps out here
But I know what toi are, what toi are, baby
Look at you
Gettin' plus than just re-up
Baby, you
Got all the loups garous with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what toi are, what toi are, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, toi are, you, you, toi are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what toi are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what toi are-a-a
toi got me going, toi also charming, but I can’t do it, toi Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what toi are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what toi are-a-a
toi say I'm crazy, I got toi crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Mary-Sue
toi got the swagger of a champion
Too bad for you
Just can't find the right companion
I guess when toi have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy, who toi are, that's who toi are baby
Lollipop
toi must mistake me, you’re the sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim, not another
Say it, play it how toi wanna, but no way
I'm ever gonna fall for you, never you, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, toi are, you, you, toi are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what toi are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what toi are-a-a
toi got me going, toi also charming, but I can’t do it, toi Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what toi are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what toi are-a-a
toi say I'm crazy, I got toi crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Ah... hope toi enjoyed!