Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather aléatoire today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a aléatoire collection of letters put together to form a aléatoire collection of words which will, in turn, provide a aléatoire collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If toi have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!
PS. I decided to post this on this spot as well as the HP one because everyone seems so mad at the opposition so I thought they might need a laugh :)
Read the memo? Righty ho then! Ok, lets go on to the first question then dumplings!
A. Errr, yes...
B.YAAAAAAAAAAY! A stoopid quizz for stoooopid me!!!! *yes darling, shut up now*
C. *singing* I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts, deedly deedly....
D. Hurrah! On with the quiz!
E. Is this thing on? Hello? Testing, testing..
F. Sorry, did toi say something? *me: PAY ATTENTION toi RENAGADE!*
Ahem, anyway.. *breathes deeply* Draco Malfoy is walking towards toi with his chemise untucked and looking rather dishevelled. What do toi do/say?
A. salut sweet cheeks. Wanna come and see me some time *winks*
B. Good Lord, Drakie-poo! What have toi done to your shirt? Come here, let me iron it for you!!!
C. Don't say anything. Instead jumps on him and rips his chemise off crying "Take me! Take me now!!"
D. Errrm, kosak dancing would be entertaining...
E. Invite him for a nice walk in which toi skinny dip in the nearest lake, trying all the time not to be eaten par the giant squid
F. Grin at him and touch his cheek seductively- when he's looking like that there's only one thing to be done! *indeed ;)*
You're skipping along quite happily when someone grabs toi from behind and pushes toi up against the shadowy wall- what are toi thinking?
A. AVADA KEDAVRA! DIE toi ABUSIVE SCUUUMMMMM!!!!!!!
B. Well hello, how could this be touching me in this manner?!
C.Draco? Is that yoooou?????? *fixes hair and lippy quick*
D. Noooooooooooooo! I must keep my virtue intact! Help me Jebus!
E. Arrrggggggggg!!!!!!! Save me Harry! Oh, it is Harry. Oh well, Kiss me darling!
F. Oh, what lovely brick work. I must take a pastel rubbing of it before I go.....
G. Keep skipping although I ain't going nowhere.
DEMENTORS!! Run for your life toi crazy bitch, run!!!!!
A. Good grief! What to do, what to do?? I need help, help me Santa Claus!
B. EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!!!!!! *thinking of me and Harry in a compromising position*
C. AHHH! Run away run away run away run away! *running in circles, not actually going anywhere*
D.Quick, i must defend my peers against such evil fiendishness! Where is my sword? Adorn me, faithful Gamling! *oh wait, thats Lord of the Rings*
E. Yay! Those dudes have such pretty dress things! I must find out how to make a smock like that!
F. Dementors? What, those floaty, black guys with the serious thrill for soul-sucking? Ah, they're ok, as long as toi keep a basket at hand.
You've been called to Dumbledore's office. Whats it about?
A. Ah, could it have been that caisse of Blast Ended Screwts I let lose in Hagrid's hut? I didn't think they'd set feu to stuff!
B. Well, um, it might be because of that embarrassing incident when Percy Weasely caught me and Draco, um, yeah that'll be it!
C. I didn't do it! I didn't I didn't I didn't!!!! *me: toi did didn't you?* *You: Er, yeah I did actually*
D. Oh, that'll be my appointment to discuss the position of the drapes in the Great Hall. They block out ALL natural light and make me look fat.
E. Snape. He doesn't like me, he never liked me, he always blames me for stuff. I didn't MEAN to set Granger's hair alight!
F. It turns out I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! I am the one to bring about Lord Voldemort's downfall! He shall die and I shall reap all the Galleons in the world! MUAHAHAHA!!
Why do toi like Harry Potter?
A.Because it makes people with glasses SHEXY!
B. J.K Rowling has invented a way to get payed for écriture about her l’amour child!
C. It's just fun, dude! All that magic stuff, toi know? I'd kill to be magical!
D. It's a tale I can tell my Grandchildren. How I defeated Lord Voldmeort!!!! MUAHAHAHA! *Me: Okay, people can help you.*
E. Draco. Do I have to explain?
F. I l’amour Ron! His ginger freckliness is just adorable and i want to marry him and have thirty nine children and live in a giant mountain in Russia!!
G. I wanna be loved par you, just you, and nobody else but you, I wanna be loved par toi alone! Poop poopy doo!
What did toi want to happen in the seventh book?
A. Voldemort's actually a woman!
B. Dumbledore comes back and marries Snape!
C. Hermione gets pregnant with Wormtail's child!
D. Harry loses his virginity to Trelawney in a romantic outburst of l’amour and huge glasses!
E. Everybody is happy, except for Voldemort- who gets dramatically defeated. par MOI! Muah ha ha ha ha ha!
F. It turns out that Snape is in l’amour with Hermione and has a secret stack of muggle-loving magazines in his Potions desk!
Thankies my pretties! Hey, that kind of rhymed! No, it didn't really did it? Oh well, bye!
A. Well, hurrah indeed!
B. No it didn't but your enthusiasm is fun!
C. Goodbye, toi strange, strange person...
RESULT!!!!
Thanks! I know it was totally aléatoire and rather strange, but I just felt a bit crazy.
So, toi can rate ou message me if toi like.
I may get lonely and cry if nobody talks to me
*sobs* anyway- good bye darlings!
Beware: If toi have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!
PS. I decided to post this on this spot as well as the HP one because everyone seems so mad at the opposition so I thought they might need a laugh :)
Read the memo? Righty ho then! Ok, lets go on to the first question then dumplings!
A. Errr, yes...
B.YAAAAAAAAAAY! A stoopid quizz for stoooopid me!!!! *yes darling, shut up now*
C. *singing* I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts, deedly deedly....
D. Hurrah! On with the quiz!
E. Is this thing on? Hello? Testing, testing..
F. Sorry, did toi say something? *me: PAY ATTENTION toi RENAGADE!*
Ahem, anyway.. *breathes deeply* Draco Malfoy is walking towards toi with his chemise untucked and looking rather dishevelled. What do toi do/say?
A. salut sweet cheeks. Wanna come and see me some time *winks*
B. Good Lord, Drakie-poo! What have toi done to your shirt? Come here, let me iron it for you!!!
C. Don't say anything. Instead jumps on him and rips his chemise off crying "Take me! Take me now!!"
D. Errrm, kosak dancing would be entertaining...
E. Invite him for a nice walk in which toi skinny dip in the nearest lake, trying all the time not to be eaten par the giant squid
F. Grin at him and touch his cheek seductively- when he's looking like that there's only one thing to be done! *indeed ;)*
You're skipping along quite happily when someone grabs toi from behind and pushes toi up against the shadowy wall- what are toi thinking?
A. AVADA KEDAVRA! DIE toi ABUSIVE SCUUUMMMMM!!!!!!!
B. Well hello, how could this be touching me in this manner?!
C.Draco? Is that yoooou?????? *fixes hair and lippy quick*
D. Noooooooooooooo! I must keep my virtue intact! Help me Jebus!
E. Arrrggggggggg!!!!!!! Save me Harry! Oh, it is Harry. Oh well, Kiss me darling!
F. Oh, what lovely brick work. I must take a pastel rubbing of it before I go.....
G. Keep skipping although I ain't going nowhere.
DEMENTORS!! Run for your life toi crazy bitch, run!!!!!
A. Good grief! What to do, what to do?? I need help, help me Santa Claus!
B. EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!!!!!! *thinking of me and Harry in a compromising position*
C. AHHH! Run away run away run away run away! *running in circles, not actually going anywhere*
D.Quick, i must defend my peers against such evil fiendishness! Where is my sword? Adorn me, faithful Gamling! *oh wait, thats Lord of the Rings*
E. Yay! Those dudes have such pretty dress things! I must find out how to make a smock like that!
F. Dementors? What, those floaty, black guys with the serious thrill for soul-sucking? Ah, they're ok, as long as toi keep a basket at hand.
You've been called to Dumbledore's office. Whats it about?
A. Ah, could it have been that caisse of Blast Ended Screwts I let lose in Hagrid's hut? I didn't think they'd set feu to stuff!
B. Well, um, it might be because of that embarrassing incident when Percy Weasely caught me and Draco, um, yeah that'll be it!
C. I didn't do it! I didn't I didn't I didn't!!!! *me: toi did didn't you?* *You: Er, yeah I did actually*
D. Oh, that'll be my appointment to discuss the position of the drapes in the Great Hall. They block out ALL natural light and make me look fat.
E. Snape. He doesn't like me, he never liked me, he always blames me for stuff. I didn't MEAN to set Granger's hair alight!
F. It turns out I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! I am the one to bring about Lord Voldemort's downfall! He shall die and I shall reap all the Galleons in the world! MUAHAHAHA!!
Why do toi like Harry Potter?
A.Because it makes people with glasses SHEXY!
B. J.K Rowling has invented a way to get payed for écriture about her l’amour child!
C. It's just fun, dude! All that magic stuff, toi know? I'd kill to be magical!
D. It's a tale I can tell my Grandchildren. How I defeated Lord Voldmeort!!!! MUAHAHAHA! *Me: Okay, people can help you.*
E. Draco. Do I have to explain?
F. I l’amour Ron! His ginger freckliness is just adorable and i want to marry him and have thirty nine children and live in a giant mountain in Russia!!
G. I wanna be loved par you, just you, and nobody else but you, I wanna be loved par toi alone! Poop poopy doo!
What did toi want to happen in the seventh book?
A. Voldemort's actually a woman!
B. Dumbledore comes back and marries Snape!
C. Hermione gets pregnant with Wormtail's child!
D. Harry loses his virginity to Trelawney in a romantic outburst of l’amour and huge glasses!
E. Everybody is happy, except for Voldemort- who gets dramatically defeated. par MOI! Muah ha ha ha ha ha!
F. It turns out that Snape is in l’amour with Hermione and has a secret stack of muggle-loving magazines in his Potions desk!
Thankies my pretties! Hey, that kind of rhymed! No, it didn't really did it? Oh well, bye!
A. Well, hurrah indeed!
B. No it didn't but your enthusiasm is fun!
C. Goodbye, toi strange, strange person...
RESULT!!!!
Thanks! I know it was totally aléatoire and rather strange, but I just felt a bit crazy.
So, toi can rate ou message me if toi like.
I may get lonely and cry if nobody talks to me
*sobs* anyway- good bye darlings!
I still l’amour toi after all these years.
Thinking of toi brings me to tears.
I see toi every time I dream
To know you’re gone makes me wanna scream.
Where are toi my dear?
Are toi near?
I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart.
I didn’t realize until it was too late
When toi had passed the gate.
I thought we’d always be best friends
Too bad it came to an end
Your eyes and voice still haunt me.
Sometimes I wonder if toi are just beyond my reach.
Where are toi my dear?
Are toi near?
I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart
I didn’t realize it until it was too late
When toi had passed the gate. (2x)
Why am I still here?
Thinking of toi brings me to tears.
I see toi every time I dream
To know you’re gone makes me wanna scream.
Where are toi my dear?
Are toi near?
I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart.
I didn’t realize until it was too late
When toi had passed the gate.
I thought we’d always be best friends
Too bad it came to an end
Your eyes and voice still haunt me.
Sometimes I wonder if toi are just beyond my reach.
Where are toi my dear?
Are toi near?
I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart
I didn’t realize it until it was too late
When toi had passed the gate. (2x)
Why am I still here?