Harry Potter vs Twilight Article: 132 Things The Harry Potter series has that Twilight doesn't:

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132 Things The Harry Potter series has that Twilight doesn't:

posted by AprilCandy42

WTF?! Sparkly vampires?!

1. A decent plot.
2. A plot.
3. Character death.
4. Quidditch.
5. Voldemort.
6. Bellatrix Lestrange.
7. Severus Snape (The best of all)
8. Hogwarts.
9. Magic.
10. A wand.
11. An all-ages audience.
12. A writer who doesn't make her characters bitches.
13. vampires that don't sparkle.
14. Harry Potter.
15. Hermione Granger.
16. Ron Weasley.
17. The *very awesome* Weasleys.
18. Giants.
19. Broomsticks.
20. Triwizard Tournaments.
21. A lightning-shaped scar on the forehead of the main protagonist.
22. Draco Malfoy.
23. Real werewolves.
24. The Marauders.
25. The Order of the Phoenix.
26. Dumbledore's Army.
27. Death Eaters.
28. Less obsessive fans.
29. Buckbeak.
30. Nifflers.
31. Boggarts.
32. Azkaban.
33. Dementors.
34. Good instrumental music.
35. Luna Lovegood.
36. Neville Longbottom.
37. Awesome antagonists.
38. Adventure.
39. REAL love.
40. A boyfriend who doesn't stalk his girlfriend.
41. Albus Dumbledore.
42. Hagrid.
43. Gryffindor.
44. Hufflepuff.
45. Ravenclaw.
46. Slytherin.
47. Minerva McGonagall.
48. Unique names.
49. Remus Lupin.
50. Sirius Black.
51. James Potter.
52. Peter Pettrigrew.
53. Horcruxes.
54. Wizard Rock.
55. The Yule Ball.
56. Good subjects.
57. Animagus.
58. The word "Muggle".
59. The word "Squib".
60. The Hogwarts Express.
61. The Ministry of Magic.
62. Logic (added par sapphire007)
63. Butterbeer.
64. Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans.
65. chocolat Frogs.
66. Beauxbatons.
67. Durmstrang.
68. Owls that are bowls of win. (added par potterandtdi)
69. Interesting Characters. (added par Lily_Lestrange)
70. A Very Potter Musical. (added par Mrs-Grint)
71. Potter Puppet Pals.
72. A theme park. (added par Lily_Lestrange)
73. A butt-kicking Time Turner (added par TeamSiriusBlack)
74. Lily Potter (added par bonniefan5)
75. Real friends.
76. Dragons.
77. Xenophilius Lovegood.
78. The Burrow.
79. House Cup.
80. Quidditch Cup.
81. Quirrel.
82. Aberforth.
83. Slughorn.
84. Flitwick.
85. Patronuses.
86. O.W.L.s
87. Prefects.
88. Moral fiber X3
89. Goblet of Fire.
90. no plot holes.
91. Invisibility cloak.
92. Ressurection Stone.
93. Death Stick.
94. Unique animals.
95. moving stairs.
96. moving pictures.
97. Talking portraits.
98. Secret passages! (75-98 added par TeamSiriusBlack)
99. moaning mertle
100. sirènes
101. death eaters
102. digon alley
103. knockturn alley
104. professor trelawneylol
105. me!!!!!!
106. hagrid
107. snakes
108. wizarding war
109. nargles
110. wrackspurts
111. fuge
112. therpharls
113. stan shunpike
114. mad eye moody
115. department of mysteries
116. a beautiful château
117. the night bus MDR
118. daily prohet
119. rita skeeter
120. cedric diggory ha ha we have rob too
121. horuxes
122. philosophers stone
123. a chamber of secrtects
124. Tonks
125. centaur
126. feasts
127. pensive
128. the malfoys
129. quirrlle
130. dudley
131. hogsmead (99-131 added par helenacrazy)
132. Honeydukes (added par Lily_Lestrange)

Feel free to add any. This is just my opinion :))

(WOO! plus than a hundred! I added pictures to celebrate!)

Look at the bottom right.

Imagine Edward's pants were the ones being burned

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AprilCandy42 Thanks, Vicky! I <3 WROCK!!!!!!!!!

Lily_Lestrange Interesting characters. I can't remember any of those in Twilight.

bubbly_making wow, this is awesome!!!!

potterandtdi They don't have... OWLS THAT ARE BOWLS OF WIN!

ABDCFan- Your welcome Margot! :D

Mrs-Grint Oooh! Ooh! What about A Very Potter Musical? Twilight doesn't have that! I just KNEW that plot would be first one this list, I just KNEW IT. :) Great article!

AprilCandy42 Blimey, I forgot a lot of things. Stupid Memory. XD

Lily_Lestrange A theme park! Harry Potter has a theme park.

TeamSiriusBlack Twilight doesn't have a lot of things, like a butt kicking Time Turner. Edit: Woot! You added it! :D!

bonniefan5 nice bbe but what about lily potter

AprilCandy42 I hope this reaches 100 :)

Lily_Lestrange Unicorns x3

zanhar1 yay bellatrix :3

TeamSiriusBlack Real friends. Dragons. Xenophilius Lovegood. The Burrow. House Cup. Quidditch Cup. Quirrel. Aberforth. Slughorn. Flitwick. Patronuses. O.W.L.s Prefects. Moral fiber X3 Goblet of Fire. no plot holes. Invisibility cloak. Ressurection Stone. Death Stick. Unique animals. Wrock. Ministry of Magic. moving stairs. moving pictures. Talking portraits. Secret passages!

helenacrazy moaning mertle mermaids a triwizard tornament voldermort death eaters digon alley knockturn alley professor trelawneylol harry me!!!!!! hagrid snakes dumbledore wizarding war bellatrix!!! nargles wrackspurts fuge therpharls stan shunpike sirius black mrs weasly mr weasly mad eye moody order of the phoneix dumbledores army department of mysteries a beautiful castle howarts express the night bus lol luna lovegood!!! daily prohet rita skeeter cedric diggory ha ha we have rob too horuxes philosophers stone a chamber of secrtects lupin tonks azkban wands owls centaur feasts yule ball pensive the malfoys quirrlle dudley hogsmead hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry!!!!!!

AprilCandy42 LOL I just edited it. I didn't put the some of the things that were added because they were already given.

AprilCandy42 WOO! More than a hundred! CONGRATULATIONS!

Lily_Lestrange If your still doing this.. Honeydukes :3?

sleazy_weasley Awesome article, very, very awesome indeed. :D

HecateA love it! (but its sort-of obvious Twilight doesn't have all the characters no? Do you mean character traits of those characters) Anywyas, I love the article! -more then 2 cliques (Bella and vampires vs popular clique) -special transportation (BAM apparation) -Quiditch! -variety

hrrypttrfn328 I have a few to add to the list, even though it has been out for quite a while: J.K. Rowling love Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Fantastic Beasts (and where to find them) Quidditch Through the Ages Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry Potter and the Deathly HallowsThe Tales of Beedle the Bard :)

HaleyDewit A Very Potter Sequel Actors that can actually act (though that's about the movies) The Weasly Clock Fluffy Spells Potions Villains that are no sissys The Weird Sisters Flying cars Three books more than Twilight has A better soundtrack Portkeys Floo Powder Character depth

RavenclawRocks Red Vines!

youknowit101 Wtf? Harry Potter didn't teach us Edward Jacob Forks, Washington Quilutes Shape Shifters Breaking Dawn Human vampire hybrids Volvos Rosalie Alice Laundry Prom dressed St. Marcus day My list is just as lame as this one.

StarKidWeasley I was crying from laughing so hard at the picture form GOB with Fred and George.

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Draco Malfoy totally looks like Eminem

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Draco Malfoy totally looks like Eminem

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dobby is happy to be with his friend

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The Dark Lords Groove

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Not ANOTHER one!

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Is Bella plus relatable than Harry?

posted by hpotterforever7

Ok, well I'm going to be perfectly respectful in this article because I don't want to make anyone mad, I just want to make a point. If toi agree ou disagree with it, that's up to you. Please don't be rude inthe commentaire section, and give reasons for opinions. Thanks!

Now I can start. May I just start par saying that I am on the Harry Potter side (with all due respect to Twilight fans)

I've noticed that one of the things Twilight fans say is that Bella is a plus relatable character than Harry. I think that that is a good point because technically, toi can be a normal teenager who goes to school...

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An Americans Guide to British Words

posted by LavenderBrown

Some people (not necessarily Americans) have admitted having trouble with the British words in Harry Potter. To solve this problem, I give you...An Americans Guide to British words!

1) Prat
Someone who is described as being dumb ou self centered. Usually acts against logic.
e.x. Jeez, Roldolfo is such a prat!

2) Git
Basically, a jerk. Shallow and/or childish.
e.x. Look at that git, strutting around like he owns the place!

3) Err...
The British equivalent of umm...
e.x. "Errr.... is it 42?"

4) Barmy
Insane/Crazy.
e.x. That old mans gone barmy!

5.) Blast
Equivalent to "Dang!"
e.x. Blast! Some git's taken...

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Why I Enjoyed Harry Potter plus than Twilight

posted by LavenderBrown

Twihards ou Rabid fans (thats obsessive Twilight fans, all of you): Don't read this. I don't want to get mauled ou drowned.
I apologize for any spelling ou grammar errors.
Don't get me wrong- I like Twilight just fine. However, many parts of it really annoyed me. Here are my reasons why I liked Harry Potter better.

1. Characters.
Lets compare:
Lead female role in HP: Hermione Granger. Flaws: a bit nerdy, Know-it-all, and Bossy. Good traits: Stood up for herself (as well as think for herself), worked against racism (for house-elves), was loyal to Harry at all times, and didn't try to kill herself...

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Stepheine Meyer Sucks: Part 2

posted by SpeedyGonzalez

I Speedy Gonzalez did not write this I merely copied and pasted it. The original may be found link.

I got Breaking Dawn on the jour that it came out and was hoping that Meyer would somehow redeem the steadily deteriorating quality of the Twilight series. What a huge disappointment. I was even plus disappointed when I found out how Meyer was responding to the criticism towards it. Then I discovered that she was écriture Midnight Sun. I looked vers l'avant, vers l’avant to that because, even though all of the livres suck, they are a guilty pleasure and Twilight was the best of all of them. Then she stopped writing...

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HP's Facebook page :)

posted by lilcherrywine

Dear friends,
This is my first attempt at écriture a creative article. I've attempted the Facebook page of HP, and hope toi like it. Sorry for the lame humor, it's my very first time. Thanks for reading, and please drop in your comments, because I need your opinion. Thanks again.

HP’S fb page

HARRY POTTER

Went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Lives in London.
Knows English, Parseltongue
From Godric’s Hollow
Born on July 31, 1880

Cho Chang: Harry, I had a trip with dad and mom to Forks last week and I spotted Cedric there. Yes, Harry, I saw him. I don’t know what’s happening, I mean,...

Edward Cullen IS in love, OBSESSIVE love.

posted by Renarimae

Now to anyone of the teensy-beensy minority that has never heard of Twilight's male protagonist, Edward Cullen, he supposedly a vampire that falls in deep "love" with a human girl named Bella.

Now I must object to this description of the Edward and Bella (Edella ou Bedward, lol). While the relationship is described as being true love, I personally think that the relationship is any BUT deep, true love. It is, in my, along with many other fanpoppers, opinion that this relationship is extraordinarily unhealthy and codependent, and that Edward's supposed "love" is obsessive love.

Obsessive love:...

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Time To Grow Up, HP fans!

posted by PotterLambert93

Today, I read a post from "youknowit101" on "1000 Reason why Twilight is better than harry Potter", and it completley gave me seconde thoughts about this whole thing between the rival series. According to this guy, he is very ashamed at the HP fans for attacking the Twilight fans and how immature they are, and to be honest, I now couldn't agree more. He's right, HP fans, we are the immature ones, not the Twilighters. We Potterheads are taking HP for granted and using it to rub it in other people's faces.

Now I see why Twilight fans barley respond to the debates and articles, and it's because...

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why twilight annoys me

posted by sy-sy

why deos twilight annoy me? because when twilight came out everyone 4 got hp then the new hp movie came out and they loved hp again thgen twilight movie came out people just cant make up their minds well i can ive seen all the hp movie so far and twilight and even though hp leave s out some stuff its still TEN times better twilight is annoying becuz they think they can come in and steal the whole montrer that why oppion of a hpfan gcsfdsjhvcdshvcwrivhrweuvghbersvksfdhvsklvhjsdfvklsdfvb dfc bvhdx jkhdfvoperfcujrehvcjfdvhhhjukdsxhcdsjcv

Stephenie Meyer Sucks Part 1

posted by SpeedyGonzalez

I, SpeedyGonzalez did NOT write this. I just merely copyed and pasted it.

Ah, yes, Stephenie Meyer, auteur of the Twilight series. My opinion of her, from the way that she has presented herself to the public in interviews and such, is that she is a whiny, self absorbed woman with the mind of a 13 an old. She can't deal with criticism because it hurts her delicate little feelings, and believes that she is an amazing writer and that her story and characters are somehow superior to those seen in the works of people such as Jane Austen and William Shakespeare. Here's one statement that shows that...

Hermionie vs. Bella-Who is the better girlfriend?

posted by KatyLautner

Okay, so a lot of people have been asking that I put plus débats stuff and reasons why I think Twilight is better. Now that we're all Friends and don't hate eachother anymore, I hope we can all have a reasonable debate.

But before I start, I want to say that I don't compleatley hate Harry Potter anymore. I saw the Deathly Hallows today, my friend is somewhat of a fan, and wanted to see it. I reluctaintly went with her, and it actually wasn't that bad. toi see, I read the first-fourth Harry Potter books, and read most of the seventh. The Deathly Hallows movie was much better than the book in...

Points to Address - Letter to Smeyer

posted by DracoLuver

Hello everyone!

I'm planning on écriture a letter to Stephenie Meyer regarding the Twilight series. I wanted to address all the points many people do not like in the series. The letter is going to be friendly and straight-forward. I wanted to hear what everyone would want me to include. These are a few of the topics I am going to be including:

- Anti-feminism
- Abusive relationship
- Unhealthy obsession
- Lust does not equal l’amour
- Bella is horribly rude to her Friends (not valued friendships)

These are just a few. Please add anything and if there is something specific you'd like me to add.

I'll be working on this letter and posting on Sunday on Fanpop, so I can add anything else and have your approval and then I will send it to her.
I understand that Seth probably won't let it get to her, but it's worth a shot and I will post his reply (assuming he does reply.)

Thank you! :)