Harry Potter vs Twilight Article: twilight

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posted by snuggles123

twilight and harry potter do not mix im sorry people but know twilightbis the classic romance between a human/bella and vampire/Edward
and harry potter is a action fighting movie so im am truly sorry i am a twilight crazzy if toi want to know plus go onto my page and right good/bad comments
as usly i finish my article with a song so here it gose
toxic song britny spears

Baby, can't toi see
I'm calling
A guy like toi should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm falling

There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it

Too high
Can't come down
Losin' my head
Spinnin' 'round and 'round
Do toi feel me now?

With the taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin' under (Ohh Ohh)
With a taste of the poison paradise
I'm addicted to toi
Don't toi know that you're toxic?
And I l’amour what toi do
Don't toi know that you're toxic?

It's getting late
To give toi up
I took a sip
From my devil's cup
Slowly, it's taking over me

Too high
Can't come down
It's in the air and it's all around
Can toi feel me now?

With the taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin' under
With the taste of the poison paradise
I'm addicted to toi
Don't toi know that you're toxic?
And I l’amour what toi do
Don't toi know that you're toxic?
Don't toi know that you're toxic?

Taste of your lips I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin' under
With a the taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to toi
Don't toi know that you're toxic?

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egyptprincess7 Harry Potter isn't just a "action movie" it has many other stuff in it too. The big one being fantasy. As for Twilight it is 90% or a bit less romance but it also has action in it too.

TheFangirl101 I'm sorry I don't understand where the Brittany Spears song came from. I also couldn't the article due to the grammar and spelling mistakes, but you are a fan of one of the most grammatically incorrect books ever written, so it is expected.

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Is Bella cygne a Normal Teenager?

posted by FishermansWife

I've read plenty of arguments stating that Bella cygne is anything but a normal teenager. But, if we skip the whole Supernatural l’amour triangle part of the series (Which, granted, is most of it) the question remains: Is Bella cygne a normal teenager?

Lets take a look at the average teenager. plus often than not, teenagers are stubborn, make bad choices, and consider themselves the center of the universe. I'm not intending to insult anyone here, this is what I have observed. We don't do it all the time though, other times we can be selfless, make great choices, and happy. We also sometimes go through...

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The signals of a secret Maternial need of Bella Swan. Part 1

posted by KatiiCullen94

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This is taken place two years after the events of New Moon.. I warn toi , it's really long.

Sorry for the typos. I'm really tired.

2.41pm
Sitting on Emily's canapé for the thousanth time in the last week, was surely a high light.
But the waiting for Jacob was not. He can take far too long sometimes, no doubt he does it on purpose, that way when he finally arrives, I'm almost boucing up and down.

I can tell he likes to see me like that, to see me happy, most defiantly for him.

But I suppose the most fulfilling thing in my growing need for Jacob is watching little Lylia and Dannielle sleep peacefully...

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Simply my thoughts on the trash they call the 'Twilight Saga'

posted by Angel-Trix

Hey, I was originally going to put this in the commentaires section of a 'picks' question, but I realized it was too long so I put it here.

This is what I think, about the crap they call the 'Twilight Saga'. A book based on an author's wet dreams and hopes.

Twilight- Who? WHO FALLS IN l’amour AFTER SEEING A PERSON THREE TIMES IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE?! Plus, I'll summarize the entire book.

It's like-
Bella: Oh Edward, toi hate me.
Edward: No I l’amour you
Bella: toi l’amour me?
Edward: Stay away from me.
Bella: Stay away from you?
Edward: Just stay with me. I mean, it was obvious I wanted toi from the start, wasn't...

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Edward Cullen is a Niffler!

posted by Mrs-Grint

As toi can see, some of his Niffler genes are actually visible. If you'll look to his stomach...

As you can see, some of his Niffler genes are actually visible. If you'll look to his stomach...

OK, so many Harry Potter/vampire fans (like myself) will probably agree that Edward Cullen is not a real vampire. The only similarities that Edward and other vampires have is the liking of human blood. I suppose Meyer was trying to be original, and I don't mean to offend anyone who does like the sparklepyres.

Why Edward Cullen is a niffler

Before I state my actual reasons, I should probably tell anyone who doesn't know what a niffler actually is. For this I have my trusty Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them book:

NIFFLER
M.O.M. Classification: XXX [Which means a competent wizard should cope...